Chaos: Wednesday March 20th, 2005.

Wings Stadium

7:30 pm.

As many of you know, B has been the General Manager of Chaos for quite some time now. The Chaos division was building up to be a great one, with lots of potential. Fans packed the arenas on a monthly basis to sell out pay per views, but recently, the fans of the List have voiced their opinions on the direction of The List and the Chaos Division under the rule of Mr. B. Here are some of the responses we have been getting.

“I am writing to voice my concern with the List. It seems like every time the List is going well, it dies and fizzles out. WWE fans are also Chaos fans, and we want to see Chaos flourish.”

- Jim Robertson. Houston, Texas.

“What the hell is B’s problem? He is the poison that has been injected into the List and kills it off and holds people down. Sure it’s safe for him in his position where he gets paid the big bucks to be GM, but the rest of the talent is hurting. Fire B!”

- Daniel Fitzpatrick. New York City, NY

“The Chaos division sucks. B has no idea how to be a GM and should be fired. I heard he also likes to be a fluffer in gay porn movies.”

- Scottie McPoots. Kalamazoo, MI

“Geez B. Damn B. Gosh B!”

- Josh Render. Brown City, MI

With these hate mail letters pouring in to the WWE headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut, the WWE board of directors has planned a special Chaos show with a special guest appearance by Linda McMahon herself.

The dull crowd seemed alive at this point once Linda McMahon’s music hit and she entered the ring. The Bronk and Fallucca watched in silence as she spoke.

“Well on behalf of the board of directors, I am here to address the status of the Chaos division. Many questions have been asked. Should the division be allowed to continue? Should we fire certain superstars and hire new ones? It took many hours of deliberation to come up with these difficult answers.

While the ratings have been in a huge slump, attendance has remained consistent. Therefore it is the choice of the board of directors to continue with the Chaos Brand of WWE.”

Falluca and the Bronk sighed in relief knowing they would keep their jobs.

“However, there will be stipulations. As you all know, Wrestlemania 21 is coming up. Since the Chaos brand has neglected to pursue Pay Per View events in the interest of business, Wrestlemania 21 will be the saving grace for the division. If the Chaos brand can impress the board, as well as the fans on Wrestlemania weekend, the Chaos brand will continue. If not, then it will be the tough decision of the board to discontinue the division.”

Just then B’s music hit and he came strolling down to the ring with a mic. He politely shook Linda McMahon’s hand.

“Mrs. McMahon, it’s a great honor to have you here with us today, on my show Chaos! I have a lot of respect for you as well as the board of directors, for I have met with each of the members and have established a good rapport with them. However, I have serious objections to the discontinuation of the show. I know a lot of fans out there are upset with my performance as GM, particularly because I have not produced any shows in the past few months, but my life has been busy lately.”

Just then, the fans began to boo. The booing intensified until Linda McMahon suddenly snapped at B. “Just what the hell are you talking about?” she screamed. No one had seen this reaction from Linda McMahon in a while, not since she snapped at Vince McMahon himself a few years ago. She continued her verbal assault on B

“I think it’s painfully obvious that you have lost the proverbial eye of the tiger. You were once a sports entertainer of the highest magnitude, entertaining fans worldwide, and you had the hunger and the WWE desire. I don’t see that in you anymore. It’s almost as if you have lost your passion.”

B seemed hurt. He had never felt such a stinging pain of the truth before. The words seemed to stir deep emotions within him. He tried a feeble comeback. “But I do have passion. I have very good ideas creatively. I want to book the long awaited steel cage title match between the champion Tony Lozon and Eli. I still want to do the version of the Royal Rumble, the Irish Brawl!”

Linda thought it over for a moment. “I think you have become very comfortable in your position as GM. Therefore, effective immediately, you are NO LONGER the GM of Chaos!”

The crowd seemed to have mixed reactions to this sudden development as B looked on like a depressing slob.

“I don’t mean to be harsh,” she continued. “I just think that you need to go back to being an active wrestler so that you can get back what you have lost. Your passion! Now get back to the locker room and get your gear on. Tonight, you will be in a match!”

B slowly got out of the ring. He never looked more pathetic than he did at that point.

Linda continued. “I know many fans would like to see the division shaken up a bit. Tonight will be an opportunity to crown a new GM. The Irish Brawl as a Pay Per View did not happen, but tonight it will! The winner of the Irish Brawl will gain two honors. The first will be to appoint a GM of his choosing, and the second will be a guaranteed title match following Wrestlemania 21’s title match between Tony Lozon and Eli Jimenez!!!”

LOUGAINIS: By George, we’re still in the game!!! Wrestlemania will be our saving grace. We will have Tony Lozon defending his title against Eli. We better hope these two put on the match of a lifetime!!

BRONK: Dammit Lou, that was extremely tense! Whoda thunk it that B would lose his job because of the sucky way he has been running this division!

LOUGAINIS: Well Bronk, there have been a lot of complaints about the way B was running things. If he wins the Irish Brawl tonight he might appoint himself as GM once again. I doubt he will win though, because the question will haunt him tonight. Has he lost his passion? It will be interesting to see what happens.

The Irish Brawl

FALLUCCA: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is the Chaos version of the Royal Rumble, the Irish Brawl. The rules are simple, every man for himself in this over the top battle royal. The last man standing in the ring tonight will face the winner of the Wrestlemania championship bout between Tony Lozon and Eli Jimenez!

Entrant order:

1) Greg Martus

2) Nidal

These two athletes went at it at a moderate pace. Neither man tried to eliminate the other as they were both fresh, and testing the other’s athletic ability. Just then, B’s music hit as he walked slowly into the ring

3) B

4) The Wasp

The Wasp did not waste anytime firing away at B. To his credit, B held his own, but spent most of his offensive energy with headlocks and arm bars. Still, there was no attempt at elimination.

5) Walsh

As Walsh entered, Greg and Nidal broke from their fight to double team him. Nidal grabbed Walsh by the legs while Greg repeatedly tried to clothesline Walsh over the ropes. Walsh grabbed on, defying the impressive attempt of Greg and Nidal. Just then, Nidal, who was fed up with the stench of Walsh’s nutsack in his face, opted to toss Greg over. He flipped Greg over the top rope as Greg was busy attacking Walsh. Greg’s body was flipped over the ropes, but he still clung to the ropes with all his might. Greg was not eliminated! Nidal continued to fire punches at Greg hoping to knock him off. It wasn’t working. Nidal then ran to the other side of the ropes, bouncing off the ropes and coming back full charge towards Greg, but Greg ducked between the top and middle rope and thrust his shoulders into Nidal’s gut. Greg then hooked Nidal in a hip toss over the top rope, eliminating Nidal before slipping back into the ring.

6) Josh Render

7) Brian Salyer

The action went back and forth as Josh appeared and faced off against Walsh. Greg took the time to recover while B and the Wasp exchanged headlocks. Brian Salyer was the first to break it up as he appeared. In his debut match, he went on the offense against The Wasp, leaving B to recover. Greg at this time had gained his strength and snuck up on B from behind. He tried throwing B over the top rope, but B’s instinct allowed him to plant his feet on the apron while grabbing on to the rope. This seemed to trigger something in B. It was almost like he just woke up from a trance. B flipped back into the ring, launching an attack on Greg. The two battled it out into the corner of the ring.

In the meantime, Josh and Walsh had dismantled their temporary feud to team up against Brian and the Wasp. Walsh went after the Wasp and eliminated him while Josh took care of Brian. He lifted Brian and tried throwing him out but Brian’s leg got caught in the rope and Brian’s nuts landed on the top rope. The crowd felt the pain that must have been going through Brian at that point. Josh then finished off the job by clotheslining Brian from the top rope, eliminating him.

8) Bob

9) Clyne

Clyne went after Walsh while Bob had his debut against Josh. Josh was way too experienced for Bob and promptly tossed him out of the ring. Clyne’s experience prevailed over Walsh on the other hand. Walsh appeared to get the upper hand on Clyne as he tossed Clyne over the rope. Clyne held on to the apron, remaining in the game. But as Walsh lunged toward Clyne to knock him off, Clyne tugged on the top rope, causing Walsh’s momentum to throw him over the rope and out of the ring.

10) Redneck Finch

The biggest heat of the night was when Redneck Finch showed up and eliminated Clynetime as a form of revenge for him eliminating Walsh.

11) Ben G

While Ben G tried to exact revenge on Clynetime’s behalf, he went straight for Finch. Finch was quick enough to reverse Ben’s move and whipped him into the corner where B and Greg were still fighting. Ben’s body crashed over Greg, leaving B enough time to recover. Finch seized this opportunity and assaulted B. He bear hugged him until B’s limbs were weakened. Just then Josh came to the rescue and hit Finch with a running bulldozer. Both Finch and B crashed into the turnbuckle. Ben and Greg went to the other corner to trade blows. Ben whipped Greg into the ropes and attempted a clothesline, but Greg ducked out of the way, side stepping Ben and then hit him with a drop kick that knocked Ben out and eliminated him.

Meanwhile Josh and Finch jockeyed for position against the ropes, each man using his strength to try and eliminate the other. B then got up and began to help Josh against Finch. Finch was grabbing on for dear life.

12) DV

13) Tony Lozon

Derek slid into the ring and helped B and Josh against Finch. As B, Josh, and Derek all tried to eliminate Finch, Greg waited patiently for the next individual to show up and as luck would have it, it was Tony Lozon, the Manbeast. Tony and Greg faced off but Tony was too much for Greg to handle, as Greg was weakened by this time. Tony successfully hoisted Greg up in a gorilla press and threw him out of the ring. The crowd cheered wildly. Tony then went to the cluster of guys all trying to throw out Finch. He charged Derek with a pulverizing clothesline from behind. B then suffered a brutal bulldozer. This allowed Finch to kick back at Josh and save himself from getting eliminated. B and Derek lay on the mat hurt and battered. All three big men, Josh, Finch, and Tony stood in the ring facing each other. The crowd was pumped by this time. Josh and Tony stared down each other while Finch took the time to catch his breath. And then, it happened. As Josh and Tony stared down each other, and everyone expected an explosion, they both double teamed Finch with a clothesline on either side, eliminating him over the top ropes. The fans went nuts as the two big men celebrated this elimination.

By this time B and Derek were ready and energized. With swift synchronization, they both went on the attack at Tony and Josh. B went for Tony and Derek went for Josh. Josh struggled a bit with Derek as both men were jockeying for position against the turnbuckle, where as Tony enjoyed pummeling Mr. B.

14) Jay Tay

The crowd stood to their feet at the hit of the music of Jay Taylor. Fans screamed for their favorite to win. Jay slid into the ring and took a moment to observe the scene. On the one hand he could save his former partner B from Tony, but seeing as Tony is the current prodigy of Jay Taylor that would not be in his best interest. Instead, he opted to go for Josh and Derek. Derek was putting the boots to Josh at this point. Jay tapped on Derek’s shoulder from behind to get his attention. It seemed as though Jay and Derek were devising a plan to hoist Josh over the top ropes and eliminate him. The crowd was confused. And then, it happened. As Jay and Derek shook hands in agreement, Jay pulled Derek inward and hit him with a stunner. The stunner was so powerful that as Derek bounced back up from the mat, Jay hit him with a drop kick that flung him over the top rope, eliminating Derek.

15) Eli Jimenez

Once again the crowd buzzed wildly with anticipation as the last entrant to the Irish Brawl arrived, the challenger for Wrestlemania himself, Eli Jimenez. He wasted no time in launching an assault on Tony Lozon temporarily saving B who later cowered in the corner of the turnbuckle. Tony was rather dazed. He was hunched over the ropes between the two turnbuckles. Eli then ran to the adjacent ropes and did a flip kick from the middle ropes kicking Tony squarely in the jaw. Tony actually flipped over the rope and onto the apron, hanging on closely. Jay would not stand for this, so he attacked Eli after that. He hit him with a neckbreaker from behind. Josh joined in the action and helped pull Tony back in. Tony took a moment to thank Josh for his gratitude, and then quickly turned the tables as he actually hoisted Josh over his shoulders in an attempted body slam over the top topes. Josh clung on with all his might as the crowd booed at Tony. How could Tony turn his back on Josh after Josh just helped him out? Luckily for Josh he was able to plant his feet on the apron as Tony tried attacking Josh’s grip on the ropes.

As Eli and Jay were duking it out, B got into the mix of Josh and Tony. B went to the outside of the ring on the apron. He began throwing elbows at Tony. Josh and B were both on the apron trying to pull Tony over as well. Eli noticed this and whipped Jay against the ropes in hopes of using Jay’s momentum to eliminate someone. Jay crashed into Tony, who crashed into Josh and B. Josh lost his grip and fell off the apron while B’s body was knocked off guard, but his foot got caught between the middle and lower ropes, saving him from elimination. Josh was eliminated! It was down to the final four.

Once again Jay was in a dilemma. Will he help his former partner B, or will he help his current protégé Tony?

The crowd looked on as Jay unhooked B’s foot from the tangle of the ropes. B used the rest of his strength to stand up again on the apron. Jay helped him out. Tony got pissed. He got in Jay’s face and the two exchanged heated words. Eli then attacked Tony once again and whipped Tony towards the opposite turnbuckle. Tony reversed the whip and sent Eli’s back crashing into the unforgiving turnbuckle. Tony then began to put the boots to Eli in the opposite corner leaving Jay next to B. And then it happened, again. As Jay looked at B getting back into the ring, he kicked B in the gut and hit him with another stunner! BERTRAYAL! The crowd shit themselves!! Jay then clotheslined B out of the ring, eliminating him for good.

Jay had a look in his face as if he was sorry for what he did but quickly shook it off as B walked back up the ramp, the future of his career in question.

Jay then went to the opposite turnbuckle where Tony had picked up Eli and began to shove his body over the top ropes to eliminate him. Eli was hanging on as Tony used his force to push him over. Jay knew this was the moment he had to take action. No more alliances from this point on as it was every man for himself. Jay grabbed Tony and the two traded punches. The crowd was at frenzy. Jay whipped Tony to the other side of the ropes. As Tony bounced back, Jay quickly got down on the mat, allowing Tony to hurdle over him towards the ropes where Eli was hanging. Eli quickly ducked, pulling the top rope as far down as it could possibly go, letting Tony’s momentum go over the ropes and out of the ring. THE CHAMPION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY THE CHALLENGER!!! COULD THIS BE A SIGN??? Eli then quickly sprang to his feet and threw a superkick at Jay. Jay ducked it and went to hit Eli with a stunner. Eli dodged the attempt and shoved Jay against the ropes and followed up with a clothesline. The clothesline connected but Jay was still not eliminated. Eli went for another but Jay ducked and flipped Eli over the ropes. Eli’s feet missed the apron, but he was lucky to catch the ropes. Jay was at disbelief! Eli planted his feet on the apron once again, but then…and in that moment, he was met with a superkick to the jaw courtesy of Jay Tay, knocking him out and eliminating him from the Irish Brawl.

BRONK: DAMMIT LOU!!!! JAY TAY WINS, JAY TAY WINS!!!!

Confetti sprayed down into the ring as Jay celebrated his victory, clearly exhausted, mentally and physically.

Elimination order

Nidal – by Greg

The Wasp – by Walsh

Brian – by Josh

Bob – by Josh

Walsh – by Clyne

Ben – by Greg

Clyne – by Finch

Greg – by Tony

Finch – by Josh & Tony

Derek – by Jay Tay

Josh – by Tony

B – Jay Tay

Tony – Eli

Eli – Jay

He grabbed the mic as the crowd cheered like a pack of wild barbarians. He waited for the cheers to settle down enough for him to speak.

“Thank you!” he said almost out of breath

“First thing I want to do is congratulate my opponents for a great battle royal. Eli and Tony can rest assured that they had just as much of a chance to be standing here as I did, and they fought a great battle. These men will truly have their moment in the spotlight come Wrestlemania.”

“Now onto more important matters. The winner of the Irish Brawl gets to appoint the next General Manager of Chaos. I can’t say I disagree with Linda McMahon’s reasons for removing B from this position. B and I have had our ups and downs as we came up together in this division. I can only imagine what he must be going through. With that in mind, I won’t be appointing myself as the General Manager. Instead, this position will go to someone who won’t buckle under the pressure; someone who is a fair and just individual, someone who has what it takes to promote the stars of this division into greater heights. Ladies and Gentlemen, the NEW GENERAL MANAGER OF CHAOS…….

EMILY HELT!!!!”

The crowd went wild as Emily came out in a business suit. She waved to the fans with a proud smile on her face.

“Thank you, thank you very much. As the new GM of Chaos, I plan on making this division flourish. I don’t mean to take away from the hard work of previous GM’s, but I am here for the fans and will give to the fans.

My first order of business is Wrestlemania. Tony Lozon will defend his championship title against Eli Jimenez. As for you Jay Taylor, your hard work will not go unnoticed. You will also have a match at Wrestlemania, a match of your choosing.”

Jay pondered this for a moment as Emily waved goodbye to the cheering crowd.

“Well after fighting in this Irish Brawl, I have but one match I would like to perform at Wrestlemania. You see there have been a lot of changes since I first stepped into this division. But one thing has always remained constant, and that is the passion that I hold for this business. With that in mind, I have selected my opponent for Wrestlemania. And that opponent is none other than Mr. B himself!!

Some of you may have doubted me for eliminating B from the Irish Brawl. My reasons were clear. I won’t believe that B has lost his passion until I have put it to the test. You see throughout my years here, B has been the man that has taken me to the extreme. He has brought out the best and the worst in this division. We may not have always seen eye to eye, but I do have respect for the man. The last time we faced off at Wrestlemania, we both went the distance in a memorable match. That match was for glory. This match is for passion. Has B really lost his passion, or has it been dormant and waiting for the right moment to rise up from its ashes? At Wrestlemania, we will all find out if B shows up!”

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