Chaos 2/2/2005

Location: Wings Stadium, Kalamazoo MI

Time: 8:00 pm

TV: WMU Educable Worldwide

There was a buzz in the air tonight at Wings Stadium as a new era of Chaos came into form. After the opening fireworks, more fireworks erupted and the crazy fast Twizted music hit and the crowd jumped to their feet to salute the new WWE Chaos Champion. Tony Lozon came out flanked by Jay Taylor and the crowd boomed. They strode into the ring and light confetti fell from the ceiling. There was a new champ and the atmosphere was rockin.

BRONK: Damnit Lou, this fool should not be the champion. He can not be trusted!

LOU: Well folks, we welcome you to Chaos just a few days removed from the awesome Elimination Chamber match at The Revolution. Tony Lozon emerged victorious to capture his first title. Jay Taylor was in the running but served as the voice in Lozon’s ear that pushed him that extra step. There is however some floating controversy that Lozon could have helped Jay Taylor to stay in the match after DJ Finch locked in the bearhug finisher. Although there is no conclusive footage, there is great speculation.

BRONK: Damnit Lou, this Lozon is a ticking timebomb. As much as I hate that Jay Taylor, I think our new champion screwed him.

LOU: Well tonight I am sure that will be addressed. We also have a monster match in store for you tonight as our main event. DS Inc have won the right to challenge The Rednecks for the tag team titles. If they should defeat the champions, they will become the 4 time WWE Chaos Tag Team Champions.

BRONK: Damnit Lou, it’s a lock.

LOU: The only lock I see is that Lozon is here to stay as the champion and he is ready to speak now. We turn it over to the man in the ring.

Inside the ring, Tony finished basking in the glory that comes with the title and grabbed a mic to speak. “Man Beast” chants began to form sporadically throughout the crowd and Tony paused to let them sink on in. “I came into this division as nothing more than a special guest referee. I was to be a monster to ruin the division. I aligned myself with the Rednecks and took on the force known as The Night and Day Franchise. There is a slogan that I have adopted. If you can’t beat then, join them. Now I know that I could have gained this title by myself, but the Rednecks held me back. I want to take this opportunity to thank my trainer for the past 3 months Jay Taylor.”

The crowd popped their cherries and cheered for Jay Taylor. “I am just sorry that it didn’t come down to him and I. However, I am the Man Beast, and I am the Champion!” The crowd roars and the Man Beast chants get louder. “I was a dirty shame that Eli Jimenez was eliminated so early because I would have loved the satisfaction of beating him within an inch of his life. A real champion would have at least made it to the final 2 but it is obvious that the Elimination chamber is for the survival of the fittest.”

DS Inc.’s music boomed and the crowd turned its mood as Eli came onto the stage. He looked upset. “Damn you Lozon. Damn you straight to Hell. You think that just because you won that match it makes you a better champion than me? If it was not for Jay Taylor and the huge back body-drop from the top of the chamber, you’d be sitting at home picking your (beeping) wounds. You can’t beat a real opponent and that’s why you lost to Jay Taylor 3 times. On the other hand, I beat Jay Taylor for the belt and did what you could not.”

The crowd boo’ed at the use of Jay in the middle but Eli did have a point. Jay was beginning to get restless and Tony calmed him down. Tony rebutted, “Eli, your nothing but the head crony of a second rate faction. You could not beat me by yourself. I am sure that if we had a rematch, you’d just have your lackies interfere. When was the last time you won a match without cheating. Jay Taylor did not help me win the title, Jay Taylor took out the trash you threw to distract me. Jay cleared the way so I could beat just you. But what happened? You got your sorry ass eliminated anyways.”

Eli was pissed, he threw down the mic and ran towards the ring. Jay slide out of the ring and stood in between Eli and Tony in the ring. Jay also had a microphone to speak. “Whoa! Settle down. I have an idea to end this once and for all. I am guessing that you want a rematch Eli and to be frank, I think you deserve one.”

The crowd boo’ed at this idea and Tony yelled into his mic, “What the hell Tay?” Jay slid into the ring and calmed Lozon down. Eli slide into the ring also and came face to face with Tony. Jay wiggled his way into the middle before the fight could break out. “Hear me out boys. If you do not like what I have to say, I will leave this ring and the two of you can inflict bloody hell on each other.” The crowd cheered.

“But I have a better plan and these fans in Kalamazoo Michigan (cheap pop), may just like this idea also. Now I have spoke with the GM and he said that if I ever had a great idea, he would trust my judgment to make the offer. Now Mr. Jimenez wants his rematch and he should get it. He was after all the former champ. Now I am sure my client Mr. Man Beast has no problem proving that he is a worthwhile champion, a fighting champion.” Tony nodded his head and the crowd cheered. Jay continued, “The two of you need to settle your difference interference free. Your rematch should be void of me (crowd boo’s). Your rematch should be void of The DS Boys (crowd cheers). And for that matter, it should be void of everyman in the known world! (crowd roars and the speculation for where Jay was going with this grew).” Eli was getting cocky and Tony was getting pumped. “So at our next PPV, “Chaos: The Destruction”, you two will face off for the WWE Chaos Championship, in a steel cage!” The crowd ripped ass and many older gentlemen fainted at the powerful words. Tony grew an evil grin. Eli looked shaken up and a bit scared. “What’s wrong Eli, is that too much for you. A real champion…”

Before Jay could finish, he lowered the bait and hooked his prey, “I am not scared. You’re on!” Tony began to laugh and Eli attacked. The referee along with ring staff pulled the two apart. The crowd was excited and the segment ended and B’s music hit.

B walked slowly into the ring and met Jay who stayed on. “Now Mr. Taylor, I want to say that I did not expect you to act on my statement of purposing matches, but that is a great idea. As the commish of the Chaos world, I sanction that match.”

Jay and B shook hands and Jay’s music hit. The crowd stood and the “Jay Tay” chants started. Jay walked up the ramp waiving at the fans until he disappeared behind the curtains. “Now I have a bit of noise to spread around this building concerning our PPV schedule. We will get to our main event match shortly folks but hear me out. With the recent success of our last pay-per-view, I am happy to announce that our division has been granted a full year’s worth of PPV contracts! Every month we will have a new exciting PPV. In January we saw the birth of Dissension. Feburary will see Tony Lozon versus Eli Jimenez in a steel cage, at Chaos: The Destruction.” The name of this upcoming PPV enticed the crowd.

B continued, “In March we will have our version of the Royal Rumble on St. Patricks Day entitled The Irish Brawl. The winner of this rumble will gain the right to face the Chaos Champion at our Superbowl in April, The Chaos Wrestlemania!” The crowd erupted like a bursting volcano. They were going to be able to see high quality PPV action every month! And on top of it all was the cherry, The Chaos Wrestlemania! Now online you can access the complete list of events and times, some of which have not been named yet. That is where you come in folks. Starting tonight at midnight, and continuing until The Chaos Wrestlemania, you will be voting on a name for the July PPV. This July PPV will be our divisions interactive PPV in which the thousands of fans around town will vote for the matches they would like to see. We hope to please you by mirroring the WWE’s successes and implementing some new ideas of our own.”

The crowd was behind B 100 percent. “Now before I go, I have 1 last announcement concerning next weeks Chaos show. I love my job and I intend on keeping my position. I have met with the board of directors and we have agreed that the position of GM should be earned, not granted. At the Chaos Wrestlemania, not only will the tag titles and the Chaos Championship be on the line, so will the GM position! Next week I begin my road to defending the right to be the GM by booking myself in a match and returning to the ring I was born to love. I will make my return to the ring in a fatal 4-way with the newcomers and up-and-comers of this division. Next week I will battle it out with D.V., Ricky O’Ban, and a member of our division that has signed a newly dual-contract to fight and announce, Greg “Lougainis” Jorgenson.” The crowd seemed to like the idea.

“Now without further ado, and with Jeff Fallucca out with a throat infection, I will be the ring announcer. First, the challengers, from Brown City, weighing in at 500 pounds, I introduce, The DS Boys!”

The DS Boys entered the stage and the crowd boo’ed, but not just because they hated DS Inc. but also the fact that Martus and Render were dressed up as Texas Longhorn mascots! B was heard accidentally speaking into the microphone, “oh my.” The DS boys entered the ring and posed in the corners. They took off the costumes and listened to the crowd chanting, “(beep)holes.” Got to beep them out because after all this is a family show on WMU Educable Worldwide.

“And introducing next, straight from the trailer parks of rural Michigan, weighting in at a combined weight of 610 pounds, the current WWE Chaos Tag Team Champions, The Rednecks!” The crowd was most against the Rednecks, but under these circumstances, had to cheer a little because they were facing the power heels DS Inc. Jake Ziegler was now in the ring and signaled for the bell after holding up the titles for all to see.

Martus squared off against Walsh. Walsh has been on a roll lately, no pun intended. The two locked up and Walsh quickly locked Martus into a headlock and rubbed his head upon his breast. Martus was thrown into the corner. Walsh ran over and squashed Martus. Martus stumbled away from the corner and was whipped into the opposite corner. Walsh ran again and leapt, but Martus moved and Walsh caught turnbuckle. Martus began firing away kicks to Walsh’s legs to get the large man off his feet. Walsh lunged a knee forward and caught Martus in the gut. Walsh whipped Martus off the ropes and gut bopped Martus to the mat. Walsh then performed a standing frog splash and squashed the smaller opponent. Walsh covered and this forced Render into the ring to make the save. Martus rolled to the side and Render exited with the referee’s help. Walsh got into Render’s face and Render hit Walsh in the face with a stiff uppercut. Walsh stumbled back and Martus rolled him up in a pin. 1, 2, and a kickout, no 3 this time. The crowd did not know who to cheer for but there were more cheers than negative calls. There was no way they wanted to see The DS Boys the 4 time tag champs.

Finch was tagged in after Walsh kicked out of the pin and moved in for the kill on Martus. Martus was whipped off the ropes and ducked the clothesline from Finch and bounded off the far ropes. Martus leapt and tried to deliver a clothesline to Finch but it was mostly ineffective. Martus ran and bounded off the rope again and launched another clothelines, but with similar results. Martus ran again and with two legs used the middle rope as a spring and sent himself in a backflip towards Finch. Finch, in 1 smooth motion, caught Martus over his shoulder and flipped him to the mat in a thunderous slam. The crowd began to come to life. Even if they could not come to cheer for the Rednecks, they were seeing pretty entertaining wrestling. Finch covered for the 1, and then the 2 came, and Martus somehow kicked out on the 3. Some of the crowd cheered, some boo’ed.

BRONK: Damnit Lou, what the hell is the crowd doing. Make up your minds you foolish idiots.

LOU: This is a level of action I have not seen from these two teams. They are showcasing that there is a lot of wrestling talent in the ring.

Finch picked Martus to his feet and whipped him into the corner. Finch charged much like his partner attempted to do earlier but Martus jumped off the second rope and rolled over the charging Finch’s back. Finch froze, stopping his momentum from carrying into the corner and turned. Martus super-kicked Finch in the jaw and this sent the former WWE Chaos champ to the mat. Martus pinned and Finch kicked out right after 1. Martus had stunned the big man with a nice kick. Martus used this momentum change to his advantage and tagged in Render.

There was a small section ringside of Render supporters and they had signs that read, “The Renderer!” and “Render The Pain”. The cult cheered for Render when he entered. Render had the early advantage due to Martus’ super-kick. Render kicked and punched the other large specimen around the ring. At one point Finch ended up in the corner. Render mounted the second rope and fired 9 lethal punches and the crowd actually counted, well at least the cult in the front row counted loud enough for all to hear. Finch was a bit hurt at the tenth punch. Render jumped down and ran from the middle of the ring. Render charged and splashed DJ Finch with mega force. Finch grabbed the top ropes for support. Render mounted the second rope again and fired 4 punches and close to a fifth. Finch was in a desperation situation and mustarded strength up enough to lock his arms around Render and take two steps and drop Render with an atomic drop. Render hunched over and Finch charged. Render and Finch both delivered massive clotheslines to one another and went down to the mat hard. The crowd cheered and boo’ed in the same breath. The action was good enough to keep everyone’s attention.

Both men in the ring rolled around. Render was first to his feet and tagged in Martus. Finch had just got to his feet and took one step towards Walsh’s outreaching hand when Martus leapt on his back and locked his arms around Finch’s neck in a sleeper. DJ dropped to 1 knee. Martus used all his strength to tame this huge Redneck. DJ dropped to another knee. Walsh tried to enter the ring but Ziegler intercepted him. Render saw his opportunity to recapture the titles. With a chair in hand, he entered the ring to slam DJ. Ziegler wheeled around and grabbed the chair from Render. The crowd cheered for Ziegler. Render was forced back to his corner and was being yelled at sternly by the man in charge. Walsh found this to be the perfect opportunity. Walsh slipped on a pair of oversized brass knuckles and entered. He raised his arm in the air to drill Martus, but Ziegler caught his wrist. The crowd cheered again and a small, but audible chant of “Ziegler” broke out.

LOU: These two teams don’t know how to win straight up. Both have been caught before using weapons! Ziegler is on top of his game!

BRONK: Damnit Lou! Jake Ziegler is nothing but a farce and is disrupting yet another match.

DJ Finch had his last bit of strength left to use and he knew it was time to use it now, or he would be going home with the belts. DJ got to his feet, picking Martus from the ground but still holding the sleeper. DJ simply leapt backwards and crashed on top or Martus on the mat. Both men went flat and rolled away. The referee counted up to 5 and the crowd clapped for the tags. Render and Walsh, who had both tried to cheat to victory, looked ready to enter the ring for fair play. Finch inched over and tagged Walsh. Walsh’s back row cult called the “Stink Pit” roared. Ziegler signaled the tag at the time Martus tagged in Render. Ziegler did not see this tag however and stopped Render from entering. Martus who was crushed from the DJ Finch desperation drop rolled out of the ring to the mat outside.

Render was pissed and yelled that he had tagged legally. He continued to argue with Ziegler and pushed Ziegler backwards in disgust. The referee slammed into Walsh and the referee went down to 1 knee. Walsh was surprised. Jake got up and got into Walsh’s face and threatened to DQ him. Walsh and Ziegler began a extremely heated argument and this prompted Walsh to shove Ziegler backwards and slamming into Render. Ziegler hit the mat in a slight daze. Martus was back on the ringside as was Finch. The crowd was chanting the referee’s name!

BRONK: Damnit Lou! What the hell is going on!

Jake Ziegler got to his feet and motioned to the score table for the double DQ. Both teams were DQ and were both pissed. Martus and Finch entered the ring and the 4 men surrounded Ziegler. It was understandable why The DS Boys were pissed because they just got screwed out of a title shot, but for some egotistical reason, The Rednecks were pissed too! Render attacked first whipping the little man referee off the ropes and hitting him the Last Call clothesline. Render then picked up Ziegler and held him in a standing position and Martus hit Ziegler with a super kick. This sent Ziegler into a sitting position in the corner. The DS Boys pointed at Walsh. Walsh curled up his sleeve and gave Ziegler the Stink Pit! The crowd was enraged at all 4 men. It was obvious that DJ Finch’s move, which was the most lethal of the 4, was next. The other 3 men picked up Ziegler to his feet. They hated each other but were all feeling the same out of control emotions. DJ was standing across the ring and Ziegler was whipped towards Finch. Was it to be the devastating Redneck Bear hug that both Jay Taylor, B and Eli Jimenez had tapped out to in the past? DJ sent Ziegler through crashing over the top rope! Something else, or someone else had just entered the ring.

703 entered and fired away. They saw this as an opening to attack, but all 4 men were on the same page at this point. Although The Redneck and The DS Boys did not like each other, they definitely did not like 703 more. Walsh and Render pounded away on Clyne. Martus and Finch fired away at BG. “703” was in deep (beep). And then folks, it happened.

Two men ran from down the ramp dressed in business suites. Both men, as it was assumed they were men, had black masks on.

BRONK: Damnit Lou, what type of business men run around in masks.

LOU: Crazy ones, that is for sure. But I have no idea who these men are. I know B has been scouting small regional wrestling companies for talent!

The two men ran into the ring, welding sinapore canes. Martus and Walsh were whacked and flew out of the ring. Both canes had snapped and were thrown over the tope ropes. In perfect unison, one masked man kicked Finch in the gut and the other kicked Render causing both men to hunch over. One masked man jumped locking his knees around Finch’s head and drove his head hard into the mat. Sweet move and it was similar to a pedigree without the arms! The other masked businessman wrapped his tie around Render’s neck and hit a neck-breaker. The crowd cheered as the villains had been slain. Render and Finch laid in the ring. The masked men climbed opposite corners and hit stereo frog splashes and rolled the two men to the outside. One of the masked men exited and grabbed a microphone and re-entered. “We want a shot at those titles and have no problem defeating everyone in our path. We are tired of the cheating. We are tired of watching each and every week as these teams defeat odds by pulling off unfair victories. The only tag team with any talent around here is 703 but they can’t seem to be clutch hitters. Well folks, “Corporation B”, better known as “Corp B”, is here for our title shot!”

The other masked man grabbed the mic and spoke, “That’s right. Corporation B is here to demolish our opponents. At the next PPV were demand a title shot!”

For the second time, B’s music hit and he came to the stage. “Corp B huh? That was some pretty creative wrestlng there and the two of you seem to work well as a team. I am willing to give you your shot in this division. Next week on Chaos, after the fatal 4 way pitting myself, Lougainis, D.V. and Rick O’Ban against one another, you will have your live try-out match. Corporation B, as you call yourselves, will face off against the team of Nidol The Shwarma King and Dave “The Wasp” Wassic. If you win, you can have your contract for this division. And as for your title shot, should you win next week, then in two weeks, on Feburary 9th, 2005, live in Kalamazoo (cheap pop), you will face off against The DS Boys for the right to face The Rednecks at Chaos: The Destruction for the Chaos Tag Team Titles!”

“You’ve got a deal B. And Corp B thanks you,” said one of the masked men.

B was curious however and posed the question, “Do you plan on wrestling in masks everyweek?”

“No, we hide behind no masks. We attacked in masked so these fans would concentrate on our wrestling abilites rather than the other crap that The Redneck and the DS Boys present each and every week. There is a reason we call ourselves Corp B.”

Both men took off their masks to reveal Bob Batch and Brian Sawler, Corporation “B”.

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