also sometimes i wish something would happen that would make one of my legs have to be amputated below the knee. then i would get a peg leg, like a pirate. when i got really pissed at people i would kick them with it and they would know i meant business because a kick from a wooden leg would hurt really bad. - 503290248 on grouphug.us

Every addiction, she said, was just a way to treat this same problem. Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace. To escape what we know. Our education. Our bite of the apple. -Choke, Chuck Palahniuk

Give us more air and sun and ground under foot and we will give you fewer instances of unfortunate morality, knavery, greed and despair. -The Craftsman In three words I can sum up everything that I've learned in life. It goes on. - Robert Frost

And all at once you look across a crowded room to see the way that light attaches to a girl. -"A Long December", Counting Crows

I'm against it because it's falling in love. The only obsession everyone wants: 'love.' People think that in falling in love they make themselves whole? The Platonic union of souls? I think otherwise. I think you're whole before you begin. And the love fractures you. You're whole, and then you're cracked open. -The Dying Animal, Philip Roth

My point is, this is America. You start out with hand jobs and progress to orgies. You smoke some dope and then, the big H. This is our whole culture of bigger, better, stronger, faster. The key word is progress. -Choke, Chuck Palahniuk

Has anybody seen the new Christina Aguilera video? I think it gave my TV genital warts. -Tina Fey, SNL

I'm just a spirit with a mouth. -Joni Mitchell

It is wonderful to see the world, it’s a terrible thing to see it alone. Trust me on that. It isn’t about not having someone to sleep with, to have sex with, it’s more about having someone to share the experiences and the moments with. Someone that is enjoying the same moments with you. -aintitcool.com on "Punch Drunk Love"

The fact remains that getting people right is not what living is all about anyway. It's getting them wrong that is living, getting them wrong and wrong and wrong and then, on careful reconsideration, getting them wrong again. That's how we know we're alive: we're wrong. -American Pastoral, Philip Roth

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person. -invisible monsters, Chuck Palahniuk

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. -R W Emerson

My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell. -Lester, "American Beauty"

Question: Can Spock handle the situation using his deductive logic, the phaser in his hand, his previous experiences with Kirk, his mind-meld, or any of the other imaginative techniques that a smart ass Vulcan would normally use? -I am not Spock, Leonard Nimoy

"Whoa. Some people in other countries are comparing Bush to Adolf Hitler because of his warmongering." "That's preposterous. Even I would never compare Bush to Hitler. I mean, Hitler was democratically elected, wasn't he?" -"The Boondocks"

I have loved and I have waited, been picked up and been sedated, mental health is overrated.... -BNL, "Is This Where it Ends"

Men are like a fine wine.  They all start out like grapes, and it's woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.  -Anon

Words are the pen of the heart, but music is the pen of the soul.  -Shneur Zalman

Love is what is left in a relationship after all the selfishness has been removed.  -Cullen Hightower

Whatever you want to do, do it now.  There are only so many tomorrows.  -Michael Landon

Who ceases to be a friend, never was one.  -Anon

There are two ways of spreading the light:  to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.  -Edith Wharton

Dreams are answers that we have not yet formed the questions to...  -Chris Carter via Fox Mulder

We are shaped and fashioned by what we love.  -Goethe

And when you've found another soul that sees into your own, take care of each other.  -Anon

Don't marry the person you can live with, marry the person you can't live without.  -Anon

We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.  -Anais Nin

There is the risk you cannot afford to take, and there is the risk you cannot afford not to take.  -Peter Drucker

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more.  -Eric Jong

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.  -Andy Rooney

Ernest - "Do you believe in reincarnation, Frank?"
Frank - "No.  If I had lived before, I wouldn't be so confused this time around."

I have the heart of a little child...I keep it in a jar on my desk.  -Stephen King

Time flies, suns rise, and shadows fall.  Let time go by...love is forever over all.  -Inscription on an old sundial

Things are more like they are now then they have ever been.  -Gerald Ford

...gods are only men with superior understanding. Magicians.  Who have found and released the divine within themselves.  -Peter Straub

Only enemies speak the truth.  Friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.  -Stephen King

Follow your heart.  Thinking leads you astray.  -Anon

This is not a black and white world.  To be alive I say the colors must swirl.  -Live, "The Beauty of Gray"

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