I kind of used these pictures to annoy my chemistry/drama teacher
(Javegg is still watching you Mr. E!!!)
because I wanted to perform a cool musical and so I gave him music
to all of my favorite musicals (and selected pieces by the very talented Mr.
Warlow) and he was being stinky and not listening to them so I had to use
drastic measures. Oh, run on sentence, fun! Some pictures still have original
weird messages attached to them, can you believe he didn't get a restraining
order? I mean, nearly everyday I might put one in his mailbox, have one taped to his
door in the morning, sometimes one when I left his class, one in my lab,
sometimes I even taped them to the front of my desk. You gotta have a sense of
humor when someone acts that insane.
Javert:
This is hero-worship gone too far!
Me:
Please, you are so not my hero! Enjolras is my hero!
Javert:
Then why don't you dress him up?
Me:
Because he's the best and you are just a stinky inspector, albeit one with a
wondrous singing voice!
Yes, he is wearing a frilly pink tutu, scary!
He has a red nose and that trick magic baton with the flowers. Hey, aren't clowns supposed to be happy?
Don't say it, don't say it, oh, I can't help myself, Stars!!!
He can be an angel sometimes and sometimes, he's from you-know-where!
Peace man, can't we all just get along? Where's my snuff?
Hearts, STARS and horseshoes...
No, I am not on drugs!
'I hear he's flatulent and crass. Hear, hear, the man's a horses a-I mean, um, nevermind...'!
But mommy, I didn't want sideburns for Christmas!
This one's from an electricity lab, I don't really have any death wishes for Javvy.
Get away from my bread Valjean!!!
Don't say anything, just leave him some sort of dignity
He's still a crime fighter, okay?
I was a little out of it due to cold medicine this day...
Please, don't even ask
Mild-mannered (ha!) police inspector by day, caped-crusader by night!
Wait, he's not even an egg!
So sad, ::sniff,
sniff:: though very, very funny!
I would say that I had finally driven him insane, but he was always like that. Imagine my
surprise to find this right next to my quiz after pasting up Hippie Javegg,
needless to say I couldn't stop laughing... Mouse over to see the other side.
Javegg is king of monkey island
Revenge on Mr. E's revenge ::insert evil laughter here::
Javegg's After Death Experience
What happens after he commits suicide? Short little movie/story (using eggs of course)
Click the link, copy and paste Javegg into your Paint program and then decorate him however you want!
Javegg as a Jester, I believe from Phantom of the Opera
***Masquerade...***
"The Javegg of Music sings songs in my head!"
From Starlight Express. Javegg is not happy about this...
*Lillie's Javegg!*
Ah! Javegg's worse nightmare! He's from CATS!!!
*Gabrielle Javert's Javegg!*
'What do you get when you cross Sailor Moon And Javert? Why Sailor Javert of
Course!!'
*Mari's Javegg!*
Javegg is only Enjy in his worse nightmares. Poor baby had his nightmares come true...
*Caitlin's Javegg!*
I've never seen Javvy looks so good and, well, feminine. He abhors this picture.
*Polarqueen's Javegg!*
Can't you imagine the little french accent? Adorable!
*Christine and Sophie's Eggs!*
My friends don't quite get the 'Jav' part of Javegg, but here are their eggs anyway!
Sophie
For those who like both dragons and egss, now you can have the two together!
Christine
Two eggs from 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' which we all saw with ::sigh:: Terrence Mann
*Dina's Egg!*
From Lord of the Rings, by Dina the Annoying, and she stole the body. But anyway, here it is!
Send it
to me and I'll put it up
(it would be nice to know I'm not the only crazy person in this
world)
Javeggs not by me!
*Sarah's Javeggs!*
Dragonegg
Frankenfurteregg
and
Columbia-egg
Please, please, just let me go home!!!