How to convert your friends into liking Les Misérables
(Well, if they don't like Les Miz, are they really your friend?)
By: Caitlin
1. Have them read Les Miz.
2. Have them read the unabridged Les Miz.
3. If all of the above don't work, smack them w/ the Les Miz book mentioned in
#2.
4. Have them watch Les Misérables, the musical.
5. Have them watch Les Misérables the TAC.
6. Heck, Just have them listen to Colm Wilkinson sing, "Bring Him
Home"
7. Or Micheal Ball sing "Empty Chairs at Empty Tables."
8. Or Lea Salonga's "On my Own"
9. Or any person who is playing Enjolras sing "Do You Hear the People
Sing?"
10. Or just show them a picture of Enjolras…
11. Have them watch a Les Misérables Movie (not the 1998 version, for the
love of all the little mizzies…)
12. Talk about Les Miz until the afore-mentioned friends are so sick of you,
that they like it just to shut you up.
13. Or talk about Les Miz until they just have to know what the heck you are
going on and on and on about…
14. Convert the crush of someone you want to convert. (Here is one that I have
used and it does work, isn't that right, Micheal?)
15. Tell your very anti- (insert friends favorite thing to rebel against) that
the book gives explicate instructions on how to rise up against anything.
16. Tell them that it has plenty of male bashing.
17. Tell them it has blond bashing.
18. Tell them it has prostitutes.
19. Tell them it has a love triangle…( more than one actually, but I will not
go into that…)
20. Tell them it is very violent.
21. And has lots of alcohol…
22. And has cute young guys.
23. Who believe in freedom
24. And stand up for it
25. With guns
26. Then get killed
27. But help shape a nation.
28. And don't even get any royalties!!!!
29. Tell them it is the only way to get you to shut up…
30. …for One Day more!!!!
Fanfiction, away!
Home, please, send me home!