Silent Killer...or Man's Best Friend?
Cocaine
Marijuana
Urinal Cakes
Cyanide
Give up? Well, guess what. The answer is Urinal Cakes.
As methamphetamines, ecstasy, and LSD have lost their flavor, the attention has been turned to Urinal Cakes.
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| Urinal Cakes: Silent Killer...or Man's Best Friend? |
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| Here's a game for you. Pick the most deadly substance out of this list: Cocaine Marijuana Urinal Cakes Cyanide Give up? Well, guess what. The answer is Urinal Cakes. As methamphetamines, ecstasy, and LSD have lost their flavor, the attention has been turned to Urinal Cakes. |
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| What IS a Urinal Cake? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Urinal Cakes are those toilet-water fresheners found in urinals. Only in men's rooms, many young men have resorted to eating these cakes, while girls are on the rise in consumption. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What sensation does a user get from eating a Urinal Cake? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| When the user first puts the cake in their mouth, they get a freshening sensation, followed by a period of stinging. Then, they become entranced in a thoughtless stupor while the Urinal Cake eats away many useful organs and brain tissues. After this stupor is a floating sensation, then a sensation of feeling like being eaten by a 3 headed rattlesnake, and finally a 3-day coma. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What is so dangerous about eating a Urinal Cake? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Urinal Cakes contain a number of harmful substances. These include, but are not limited to: rat poison, windex, bleach, sulfuric acid, Raid, silica gel, urine (imagine that), oven cleaner, and numerous pesiticides and herbicides. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| What are the side effects of eating a Urinal Cake? | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, lightheadedness, drymouth (associated with sugar pill), blurring of vision, chancres on feet and lips, sore throat, cough, runny nose, brain hemorrhage, gas with an oily discharge, bloatedness, loss of hearing, uncontrollable bleeding, and death. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Oh no! My son/daughter has just eaten a Urinal Cake! What do I do??! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Throw them over a waterfall. That's about the only thing a good parent can do. Then make more kids. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| I once smoked a Urinal Cake, with Johnny Carson, after we got drunk and stole an ice cream truck. Good times good times.... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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