But I can't help it, I just had to call
I know it's the fifth time this afternoon
But the suspense is killing me
So please call back soon
And don't be surprised if I answer after half a ring
And pretend to be really busy with something
And don't be surprised if my speech is completely incoherent
'Cause that's the way you make me feel
Hello? Oh, hi there
Yeah, I was doing some stuff
Umm, I was just working out
Yeah, I'm trying to stay buff (what?)
So, how are you?
I'm doing fine, thank you
So I was wondering if, like, if you weren't doing anything
Would you like to get some food?
And don't be surprised if I stare at you all through the night
And forget to eat my chicken parmigiana
And don't be surprised if my ATM card declines
We might just have to make a run for it
And don't be surprised if I sing you some stupid song
In hopes of seeing just one smile
And don't be surprised if I kiss you without fair warning
'Cause I just can't help myself
No, I just can't help myself
