Jason_Proverbs

-January 27, Sunday-
God created people so they could change the world. Wouldn't it be faster if God destroyed it himself?
-On Environmental Conditions.

It is said that you can buy time. Too bad people are such spendthrifts.
-On Economic Misers.

-January 29, Tuesday-
We, the people of the United States, hypocritically swear our allegiance to our country.
-On People ,who already took their flag down only one week after Sept. 11.

Wishing for something means getting it free.
-On Modern Times.

I wedge allegiance, between the flags, of a foreign country and America.
-On "Traitors"

Snow is rain,
Fine as grain,
but never will it touch,
the Dunedain.
-On Strider of LOTR.

Famous people are remembered for something.
Is that supposed to be good?
-On the Bothersome Media.

-January 30, Wednesday-
"Are you on crack? If not, you better start because its going to be a long time before we trust you."
-Quoting Angry Enron Employee, to CEO Lay.

-February 03, Sunday-
People say that New York is a mean place, but most people in New York came from somewhere else.
-On Meanness.

-February 08, Friday-
Everyone knows that fortune cookies contain fortunes, but there is one way to censure the premonitions of these cookies: they are always good fortunes.
-On the Cruel World

If "once you pop (-ped) and you can't (couldn't) stop," then the Pringles Co.would be making a heck of a lot more money; don't believe these dumb slogans and mottos.
-On things that are obviously-just-for commerce.

Service is bad in many places. You always have to wait for your request to be fulfilled. That is exactly like trying to buy a watermelon, and the seller gives you a watermelon seed instead, saying "This is much better! All you have to do is plant it, wait 5 billion months, and you'd be getting myriads of watermelons!" The manager will be firing this guy soon.
-On cooperation with big companies that have little interest in individuals.

Money is addiction. You will always want more.
-On greedy people.