Jason_Book_of_Annoyance

- Copied unto this page February 02, 2002-

Taken from the first Book of Annoyance comes:
The Online Book of Annoyance.

Taken from the Book...

Prologue
"Once my brother told me that his 9th grade teacher, Mr. Belcher (a comma is needed after Belcher) received an E-mail that had annoying things it it. That is how I got the idea. This is probably annoying so I'll stop.

P.S. I like to memorize decimals digits of Pi. (No, not anymore. I hate doing that now.)

Annoying Things

Pg. 1

Now I bet your very annoyed, so I better get started.

1. Telling you to stop watching television so someone else can.
2. Having to do 2:00 hours of reading in the summer... each day. (Now I read that much almost every day.)
3. The purple flash when taking pictures.
4. Stupid fortune cookie fortunes.
5. Acting like a fish.
6. Someone thinking too much about Magic Cards- my brother.
7. Beanie babies.
8. Making weird faces when you are talking.
9. Seeing someone spill something red on their skin and think they are bleeding.
10. Needing more paper (Don't need paper now, do I!) to write this down.
11. Togepi- a Pokemon.
12. Eating apples whole.
13. Being late for parties- Mom and Dad.
14. Talking at restaurants for a

Pg. 2

very................................... long.................................... time.................................... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. (The exact # of periods and z's were included.)
15. Marvin's Magic Drawing Board.
16. Cow and Chicken.
17. Shimmer858- Corey Fry in Washington.
18. Judging Magic Cards by power/toughness. (only by power/toughness)
19. Prices (being) too high.
20. Chinese school.
21. Having to take piano lesson(s).
22. Translating English to Chinese on the keyboard. (Okay i have no idea why I put down this as being annoying.)
23. KNOWING you are right and some thinks you're wrong.
24. $14 to get INTO a place that shouldn't cost $14 because the $14 is for something else- Bumbershoot at Seattle Center.
25. Bad tasting beef.
26. Going to bed early.
27. Too much homework.