Contrary to popular belief (especially at around 2a.m. in Central London)I am not Jeremy Guscott. Nor am I Finley Quaye, Tiger Woods or Rivaldo. However, I can count amongst my mates, Jaap Stam and the incredible Randy Skills.
In the late 80's I was (un)fortunate enough to be compared to the great Mark Stein and John Barnes. My personal favourite though, is the incomparable Lionel Richie... ARE YOU PEOPLE BLIND!?!?!?!
Just to prove it click on my birfday link and you will see that I look nothing like any of the above, although I still think that Tommy is a dead ringer for Jaap. |
