Who can take you down, but will never let you down?

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Who delivers 10 times out of 10?

Hello there, my name is Jason and this is a little page about me. I was born June 27, 1977 at St. Joseph's Hospital in Cheektowaga, NY and I have lived in Western New York my entire life. Currently I am being a lazy ass. I don't have a job, and I really didn't like my old job. Almost everyone was a backstabbing asshole, but the money was good. I am not really looking for another job right now because I don't know I would like another job. I am going back to school to finish up my degree so I can get a real job or should I say a career, not some Mickey Mouse bullshit job like the last one. The last job was kind of like "Office Space", and if you haven't seen the movie I would definitely suggest you rent it and be prepared to laugh till you cry. I currently have tons of hobbies & leisure activities and not enough time to do them all.

"Ahhh yeah Jason what's happening, listen if you could just not make this page too offending to anyone that would be great."

Grammar/Elementary School: I attended Fourteen Holy Helpers which is located in West Seneca, New York. It is a Catholic school so you know what that means, yeap uniforms & mass every Friday afternoon. It wasn't all bad because I had some excellent life experiences there, and also made a few good friends that I still talk to today. I have also been told I had the coolest graduation party, which I don't really know about, but it was pretty good. If anyone from I went to school with reads this don't be shy email me and let me know what you are up to. I will also never forget getting kicked in the junk outside one day during lunch by a nice young lady. (you know who you are!)

High School:

This is were I spent 4 great years of my life. The time I spent here was awesome. I learned so much about everything. Who could ever forget Joseph "The Iceman" Lucenti reading 'Twas The Night Before Christmas'. What a great tradition at Canisius High because Mr. Lucenti modified the story just a bit. I will never forget what he said about me. Jason driving down the street in his flashy red IROC-Z thinking he's a stud, but the word at Nardin is he's a dud. Thanks Mr. Lucenti you taught me a great deal about life, telling the truth, and respect.

Nicknames:

• Mr. TrickFlow - this is what I am usually called by my drag racing & street cruising friends

• BAMFER - those who call me this know what is means

• Mr. Whitefolks - well if you didn't see HBO's Pimps Up Hoes Down, then you don't know what you are missing. "Cause my pimping is on the loose and all the hoe got to be is the muthafuckin caboose" - Mr. Whitefolks

Some of my hobbies:

• Working out at Niagara Fitness - I love the place, it is close to home, the people are great, they have a rock climbing wall, and the ratio of women to men is in my favor.

• - Just recently picked up my big dog .40 cal S&W Glock 23. The Glock 23 is the same duty weapon carried by a number of government agencies including the FBI & DEA. Click on the Glock logo to take a look.

• Biking & Bike Racing - This right here is my dream bike although it is just a starter road bike. I think Trek makes a great bike and you can't beat the lifetime warranty. I am most likely going to purchase this bike in spring of 2002. I started watching bike racing during the 1999 Tour De France. That is when a racer named Lance Armstrong caught my attention. I read about his story and I was amazed. Lance made the greatest comeback in history. He fought testicular cancer which had spread to his lungs & brain then won the Tour De France in 1999. I would highly suggest you read the book about him.

• Making beer, the art of brewing - I am far from a master brewer. Having just completed my first batch. My first beer was a strawberry wheat beer, which I named BAMF Strawberry Wheat. It turned out okay, although it does have a little after taste, but I made it and got a little loopy off it once so I must say the first time brewing was okay. If you are interested in making your own beer I would suggest you check out this place I can also suggest a good book before you start The New Complete Joy of Home Brewing by Charlie Papazian it is the home brewer's bible.

• Relaxing at the Beach - This has to be one of the best beaches in the Northeast, and it is on Lake Erie. I have a place there on the water and the place is the best. If you stop by make sure you check out the castaways. It is Sherkston's only bar/nightclub and the place is a blast. The basic idea of the beach is to relax and get some sun. When I am not doing that I am either riding around on my jetski, or cruising around on my monster golf cart "aka Big Red" running over little golf carts. I built the cart myself with alot of hard work and time.

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• Running my own business -

• Traveling - I just loving going places and seeing new things. I like to go on vacation whenever possible weather it be the Caribbean for a week or New York City for a day. Here are some pictures from my various destinations.

• Cancun, Mexico - went for Thanksgiving 2001, and the trip was excellent

Some of my favorite places to go:

• There is really no better place to good and meet up with a few friends, and sample beer from around the world. This place has beers from all over and they even have beer made just for them. Might I suggest you go try the hazelnut ale. Everyone who has tried this, even women who hate beer liked this one

This is a great bar, with a great atmosphere. The crowd is a little more relaxed

If I am going out on the weekends downtown you can either find me there or at McMonkeez/ZooBar

Want to check out a great show and sick of the movie theatre seen. Then check this out.

Don't let your mouth get your ass in trouble