Mushrooms in the City

By J Brown (copyrighted 2000)

 

                Warm humidity is love to my world.  Sweat between the legs of city walkers revitalized my blood and makes me stand tall.  It’s gray and the religious buildings smell of death and age as you walk by.  There is no shade; the city’s largest buildings are shrouded in the slow rain clouds.  Plummet lower than your mind normally flows, next to you in the grass and you will find the mushrooms.

                For the longest time, like the time in early childhood, you may forget about us.  You would find us in fields behind your house and you’d want to eat us and your mom told you we were poisonous.  It took you thirteen years to get over that and it wasn’t until college you were exposed to people who ate mushrooms, both kinds.  Nobody ate poisonous mushrooms you found and soon you would eat us sautéed or in chef’s salads.  It doesn’t too bad and then you start ordering mushrooms on your hamburgers and then May came and you wanted the other kind.

                A damp dorm room, rushing with adrenaline but it’s quiet like library sex.  You can barely hear yourself breath and everybody else’s faces relax and sag into cradles the neck has become.  Laughter is religious, it is death to the negativity that normally motivates you and for once, you’re content to do nothing but exist.  Choice is arbitrary because your body weighs six tons and you’re amazed in an Einstein sort of way that the bean bag you’ve sunk into hasn’t burst yet.

                Birds sing outside against a background of rain that slaps on the wide drooping leaves of oaks and maple leaf trees.  Your parents are paying for this.  The thought of ordering a pizza and that time you found the largest piece of shit saved in a toilet down the hall flash around.  Rolling powdered donuts on the blue carpet of your hallway and watching the white sugar fly off like rats from a sinking shop make you laugh and laugh.  Someone suggests a black light and Pink Floyd and not one minute later you’re in a space ship that is made for fairies and nineteen-year old college students.  Laugh, blurry eyes from happy crying, and the stomach is a wash cycle of emotion.  You all go outside when the fourth and final person (you) can stand up.  You have ten dollars that seems like a king’s ransom when you walk into the 7-11.  A plastic football, fig newtons, chocolate milk and a losing lottery ticket make it onto the street car with you.  The operator smirks and shakes his head.  His parents never had money fro him to ride on street cars for no reason but he is a happy man; he sees happiness and it rubs on him like the humidity.  He actually says hi to the old layd who gets on at the next street.  You wonder who the street car driver is.  His black skin is contained in his blue uniform like sausage casing and it scares you to think he has had a completely different life than you have.  Completely different.  He looks happy though, singing a song you can barely here and then says goodbye when you and three other crazed young kids get off deeper downtown.

                It is still light out but it’s pink Impressionist gray lighting.  People in suits and watches continually tilted toward their faces walk by as if on a fast-moving conveyor belt and you stand back against a building one hundred ties your size and it has nothing to say to you.  Nothing downtown says anything.  You yearn for little girls on a see-saw or even a recess bell but it is only shuffling feet, Dopler-effected music from cars moving slower than they’d like, and you.  Your mind is a megaphoned central processing unit and biology screams at you.  Nerve endings from throughout your body are making comments on long thin red telephone wires connected to your gray mass.  The operator is overwhelmed.  Nobody is making emergency calls; they are all just calling to say hi.  Your forearm felt cool for a moment, sweat layering it like pastry fillings.

                Your friends are nowhere.  More bald heads, briefcases and women in drab-colored suits swish by and your back is against the tall building.  Time is against you.  This will be you soon, your back against a different kind of wall that only moves forward.  You will wear nearly the same thing every day and your choices are limited to what kind of cheese you want on your sandwich.

                “You want to play catch?” someone asks you from amidst the walkers.

                You’re startled.  You scream, “No!” you think and chocolate milk drops and you run somewhere, everywhere from people who aren’t alive.  The chocolate milk makes the gutter and it’s hard to tell what it was a minute earlier.

                Breathing, doubled over because you’re about to collapse, your heart is here.  Listening bent over it is beating and you imagine its rhythmic albeit jerky contractions.  “That’s what is keeping me alive!” you wonder and you’re running again.  You’re out of the immediate downtown but the buildings are still too tall and no one knows who you are.  No one can validate your existence.  You can’t tell if that’s a good or a bad thing and it makes you laugh.  You scoot down against a different building from the weight of your life.  No one is around you.  It’s dark and you’re hungry.  It’s dark and you’re lost.  You buy a hot dog and some water from a vendor and everything comes back to you.  You live a hundred kilometers from home.  You realize a few hours of your life has transpired and death is a long way away.  You ate poisonous mushrooms and your blood is still pumping some of it through your young veins.  You saw the world in an instant and it moved too fast and people could move too far from home.  It is all right to travel somewhere but there is a reason it’s called home.

                The hot dog is a vestige of heaven itself.  You tell the vendor how much you liked it and he nods for fear he will say something you don’t understand.  He is very far from home too but for a much different reason.  You wonder if he knows the streetcar operator but the other blood in your body that isn’t tainted reminds you that that is ridiculous.  You still have the football and it is sweaty from how you’ve had it nestled in your arm.

                You resolve yourself to call your mom and tell her you love her.  She’s been good to you and you’re a sprung monkey shrieking wildly at skirts and the moments of freedom.  It’s been natural for you, an impulse that has got you this far.

                “Maybe mushrooms aren’t so bad after all,” you say to no one.  When you get home, or to the place where you sleep, you plan to call your mom. Tell her you like the mushrooms in the city, that’s all I ask.

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