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Tenchi Tells it All (No Need For Tenchi)
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Tenchi Tells It All (No Need for Tenchi) By: Paul Wetzstein Tenchi woke up in the middle of the night because of a disturbing sound. The sound came from Washu's lab. Tenchi decided to go see what Washu was doing. He carefully opened the door. He saw Washu mixing chemicals. Each time she mixed some chemicals a small explosion occurred. Tenchi walked over to Washu and decided to give her a little scare. He walked over to Washu. Washu put the chemical in a shot/needle container. She was about to put the shot down when suddenly Tenchi jumped up and yelled out, "Ahhhhh!" This scared Washu out of her mind, "Gaaaaa!". She threw the shot up into the air and the needle end came down onto Tenchi's arm. "Ow!" "What are you doing in here Tenchi?!?!?!?!" "Ow, oh, sorry Washu. I just wanted to see what you were doing." "Tenchi were is the shot?" "On my arm." "Ahhhhhhhhh! I don't even know what it did. You could mutate into a huge beast for all I know!" "Oops." "Is that all you can say?!?!? Uhhhhhhh!" "There's a little bit left in the shot." "Really? Good, I can examine it and find out what it does. Since I don't know what it does yet, you have to stay in the lab. Ok?" "Ok." "Now sit down right here." Tenchi slowly sits down right where he is standing. Suddenly, he says something unexpected, "Hey nice ass." Washu shocked says, "What did you say?" "I said you got a nice ass." "What the hell, I mean thank you, Tenchi." Blushing, Washu goes back to work. The screen pops up something. Washu's eyes widen. Slowly, she turns around toward Tenchi and says, "Oh, Tenchi, the computer says that the," she gulps," that the chemical that was injected into your body makes it so that you say whatever comes into your mind." "Oh Nooooooooo!" "Yeah. Well, let's see if you survive until I make an antidote. In the meantime, GET OUT OF MY LAB AND NEVER COME BACK!!!!!" "You bitch, I mean, um, ok." Tenchi scampers off out of Washu's lab. He walks up the stairs slowly. Kiyone was sleeping on the couch. She woke up because she was disturbed by Tenchi walking. She saw Tenchi walking up the stairs and called to him, "Hey Tenchi, why are you awake so early. It's 2:07 in the morning." Tenchi turned his head and looked at Kiyone and answered, "Oh, I was awakened by sounds from Washu's lab. Hey, you look cute with your hair all messy." Kiyone, not expecting such an answer, blushed at what he said. Tenchi walked over to her. He sat down next to her and said, "Nice breasts." Kiyone got confused at Tenchi's behavior. She blushed even more and said, "Um, are you ok Tenchi?" "Actually, Kiyone, Washu accidentally injected something in my body that makes me say whatever comes to mind so try not to mind me and don't tell anyone about what Washu did to me or what I said about you. Oh, and, uh, you got a nice looking ass in those sleep clothes. Not that you don't in your regular clothes either." Kiyone looked at him and bit her lip. Not knowing what to say she blurted out, "Well Tenchi, you can count on me and, uh, thanks for the compliment. You want to sleep with me for the rest of the night?" Tenchi answered, "Yes, absolutely, those breasts are nice and big!" Kiyone looked at her breasts, then at Tenchi. She bit her tongue and well, you know what happened next. Anyways, the next morning (about 8:00 in the morning), Tenchi and Kiyone woke up. They were both on the one couch. Kiyone looked at the alarm clock on the table and saw that it was 8:00, about the time when everyone wakes up. Hoping that no one had seen them together like that, Kiyone quickly pushed Tenchi up to his room and into his bed. She ran back downstairs and jumped onto the couch. She closed her eyes as if nothing had happened and pretended to be asleep the whole time. Right on cue, Ryoko slowly walked down like a tired old bum. Sasami and Mihoshi moseyed on down to the living room where Kiyone was "sleeping". Sasami marched into the kitchen and started to fix breakfast. Ayeka walked down the steps yawning. Kiyone pretended to wake up from her "sleep" and got up. Everyone thought that Tenchi had woken up early and had gone to the carrot field, that is, except for Kiyone. Kiyone was safe. Suddenly you could hear Tenchi yelling from his room, "You damn cabbit, get away from damnit. I slave everyday to get you your ugly carrots so please leave me the hell alone! DAMN!" Ryo-ohki came running down the steps and she jumped on top of Sasami's head. Everyone watched as Tenchi casually walked down the steps. Ryoko looked at him in an awkward way. Tenchi tried to hold it in, but he said, "Ryoko, I don't want to see your breasts! Uggg!" Ryoko started to form tears in her eyes. Ayeka then ran over to Tenchi. She said, "What is the matter lord Tenchi. You do not have to be so cruel to Ryoko and Ryo-ohki. They have done nothing wrong. Please let me help you down the stairs. I feel it appropriate time to do anything only when you are pleased." "Well, well, well," Tenchi said, "It seems as though I am in a good mood and I have no idea what you are talking about royal princess. I don't need help walking down the stairs. Come on now, you're too princess like. Try to be casual, you know, lay back, relax for a while. Oh and, uh, nice ass." "Excuse me lord Tenchi, what did you say?" "I said you got a nice butt." Kiyone ran up to Tenchi and forced him up the stairs into his room. She locked the door and said, "Tenchi, you gotta try to control yourself. No one would ever think that your mind was so bad. This can't really be what you're thinking, can it? Tenchi just try to control mind a little bit more. Think of something else." "All I think about is you guys because I love all you girls so much. I would be no where without you guys. Lately, I been thinking about you girls so much that I want to you know choose one of you girls. And, uh, last night was awesome. Anyways, ok, I think about what you said and try to control myself a little more. I'll think about Sasami's great cooking." "That's better." Kiyone and Tenchi walked outside his room and down the steps. Ayeka walked up to Tenchi and asked him something with a weird tone in her voice, "Are you alright lord Tenchi. You seem a little, how should I say it�off." Tenchi trying to hold in what he was about to say, said, "Ayeka, please take your clo-" Kiyone ran up to Tenchi and covered his mouth. Ayeka looked at Kiyone and said, "Take your hands off of lord Tenchi this instant. I order you." Kiyone took her hands off of Tenchi's mouth. Tenchi then walked into the kitchen and looked at Sasami. He was trying to think of food only. Kiyone breathed deeply and was glad that Tenchi controlled himself for a second. Kiyone got Ayeka to sit down and comfort Ryoko. Kiyone walked into the kitchen and just as she did, Tenchi said, "You have no ass Sasami." Kiyone ran over to Sasami and kicked Tenchi into a cabinet in the table in the kitchen. Kiyone hid behind the table and Sasami turned around to see no one. Thinking it was no one, Sasami went back to work. Kiyone quickly dragged Tenchi out of the cabinet and into the bathroom. Kiyone opened the curtains to the bathtub and found that Mihoshi was using it! Tenchi said, "You look good Mihoshi!" Kiyone through him into Washu's lab and ran in also. Mihoshi was shocked, then as always, that moment was totally erased from her memory. Kiyone realized that she wasn't taking Tenchi away to stop him from saying that stuff. She was jealous. Kiyone started to cry. Tenchi got up and said, "Kiyone don't cry. I love you so much more than all the others, although I will deny it." They kissed for about five minutes. Then, out of no where, Washu came into the scene and said, "I'm a genius! Guess what!" Both of them looked at her. Kiyone said, "What?" Tenchi said, "You found out you have a nice ass." Washu looked at Tenchi with a look of confusion and said, "No silly, I got an antidote." Kiyone looked surprised and said, "Where?!?!" Washu said with her serious voice, "Right here in my hand." Kiyone thought for a second and said, "Can you make some modifications to it?" Washu looked at Kiyone and asked, "What kind of modifications?" Later that day, Everyone was eating at the table. Tenchi looked at Ayeka's breasts and didn't say anything. Tenchi looked at Mihoshi's nice sized breasts and said nothing. He decided to stop and just eat. Later he went up to his room. Kiyone came in soon after. He looked at her breasts and said, "I like your breasts Kiyone." "Good, you're gonna have a good look at them, Tenchi." Kiyone stripped in front of Tenchi and Tenchi said, "Nice ass." Author's note � Please do not get on my case for this one. I tried to make it non-lemony (don't get tongue-twisted). It didn't really describe to you anything. I just got really, really, really bored and decided to write a Tenchi-Kiyone fic. My favorite girl in the show is Kiyone so don't bug me. If you liked it, write me at royalteardrop@yahoo.com. If you didn't like it, write me at royalteardrop@yahoo.com. If you have comments, write me at royalteardrop@yahoo.com. If you're bored, write me at royalteardrop@yahoo.com. If you just want to talk to someone, write me at royalteardrop@yahoo.com. Thank you for reading and don't forget to write me at royalteardrop@yahoo.com.
Tenchi�s Interview By: Paul Wetzstein �I hope I�m not late for my interview,� Tenchi said running down a long hall. He runs into a door with the words �Japanese Animation' on it. �This must be it.� He walks in and notices the people interviewing him. He sees Vegita, Pikachu, Sailor Venus, and Duo Maxwell. (Now starts the interview) Duo Maxwell: Hi, I�m Duo Maxwell, call me Duo. Have a seat. Vegita: Do you know how late you were? I should kill you right now. (Tenchi starts to sweat) Mina a.k.a. Sailor V: Don�t mind him, he�s always like that. We have your resume here to start your own show. You live in house next to a shrine run by your grandfather, uh he he. What happens in your show? Tenchi: I�m supposed to figure that out? Oops. Well� Vegita: We waist our time comin� here we ain�t gotta do anything else for you. You tell us your crap, we either approve or not approve , and then we get the hell outta this dump and get some coffee. Pikachu: (looking at Vegita) Pika, pika, pika, cha, chu pikachu, pika cha Vegita: (looking down) Yes sir, as you wish Duo: So we also got your form that you got, filled out, then sent: �Name: Tenchi Masaki Wish of Show name: Tenchi Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz-style severance package. If that's not possible then make an offer and we can haggle. Working hours desired: My show time What would you probably be doing in 20 years: Probably fighting my grandfather Who do you live with: My dad, grandfather, and a whole load of girls. Where do you live: Japan, outskirts Have you received any special awards or recognition: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. How old are you: How old do you think I am Anything else that you might want us to know about you: Yeah, I am 1/8 Jurain, all the girls living with me are alien, and I can activate Light Hawk Wings.� Vegita: I can activate a Final Flash on your ass. Tenchi: Ok. I still don�t have a plot of my story. Duo Maxwell: He�s from space like all of us, guys Pikachu: Pika, pika, pika, pikachu Mina: �that is, all of us except Pikachu Everybody except Vegita and Tenchi huddle up. Vegita: So, you live with alien girls. Tenchi: Yeah. Vegita: Why don�t you have a show on how they all hit on you? Tenchi: Um, that wouldn�t be much of a story Vegita: They probably hit on you already, don�t they? Tenchi: That�s none of your business The huddle broke out. Pikachu: Pika, pika, pika, pika, pika, pika, pika, pika Tenchi: Pika, pika? Duo: What Pikachu is trying to say is that your show could be on how� Vegita: those girls hit on you Duo: Shut up Vegita Mina: Pikachu�s trying to say that your show can be on how you have to fight evil demons and bounty hunters and stuff of that sort� Vegita: and have girls hitting on you at the same time Duo: Shut up Vegita Mina: Like I was saying, fighting with the alien girls at you side Vegita: A little bit lower than your side Duo and Mina: Shut up Vegita Duo: Anyways, the girls help you out to defeat space pirates, evil demons, and thing of that sort Tenchi: Sounds great Duo: Ok, we wrote up the basic plot and this machine makes an even better and bulkier plot. Duo put the piece of paper in the machine. Just before the machine took in all of it, Vegita ran over and wrote something on it. Machine: Confirmed Duo looked at Vegita strangely. Duo: This machine also tells us our part in making it. Machine: Duo is Director, Mina is prop designer, Pikachu is camera mon, and Vegita is script writer. Vegita: Yes Duo, Mina, and Tenchi: Ahhhh Pikachu: Pika 1 hour later ***** Vegita: Well I got our first episode figured out. That one girl, um, Ryoko. Ryoko: Yes Vegita: Ok you fly down while Mihoshi follows, then you hit on him. After he boards up the house, you hit on him some more, then more girls come as the plot thickens. More girls for Tenchi to get hit on with. I�ll make the script don�t worry Tenchi: oh jeez, this is not good at all Ayeka: When do I come in Lord Vegita Vegita: While Ryoko is hitting on Tenchi, Mihoshi makes a distress signal. You get it and you come to save Mihoshi. While Ryoko is hitting on Tenchi, you come and hit on him some. You fly to space and so does Ryoko. You guys fight and both land on earth again, stranded, you both hit on Tenchi. Mihoshi decides to also hit on Tenchi. Tenchi: Uh oh. Why did Vegita get the job of story telling???!?! As Vegita tells the whole story out, the girls get more into doing it. Vegita finishes his story. Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Ryoko, Sasami, and Washu: Yeah, that'll be great Tenchi: Oh man Not The End Author's comments: I was really bored when I wrote this so don't get mad. If you want to say something to me e-mail me at royalteardrop@yahoo.com. That's all.
****No Need for a Super Saiyan by: Paul Wetzstein In the middle of nowhere, Tenchi finds him self training with Yosho. Yosho had just defeated him for the 25th time. Tenchi was on his back. "Ow, that hurts!" "Get up Tenchi. Are you resting?" "Grandfather, I can barely stand!" "Excuses, excuses. When will you learn that in a real battle, they don't let you lie on your back and rest? Get your ass off the ground." Yosho helped Tenchi get up and took a swig of his canteen. Tenchi and Yosho fought again. Tenchi accidentally slammed his boken onto a huge rock because Yosho had dodged it. Suddenly, the rock exploded! "Wow, Tenchi, I didn't know you were that strong!" "Wow, I'm glad I didn't hit you grandpa." Suddenly, a hand stuck out of the rocks. Tenchi jumped back. A boy with black hair got up out of the rocks. He wasn't even bleeding. He looked fine. A man with yellow hair came out of the air and landed. The man started to talk. "Trunks, how many times do I have to tell you, train with someone that is as good as you. I'm to strong for you." The man noticed Tenchi and Yosho. He asked them, "Who are you?" "My name is Tenchi and this is my grandfather Yosho." "Whatever. Why don't you fight this Tenchi guy, Trunks. I'm gonna go train with Kakarot." He flew off. Trunks sat up. "This sucks." Tenchi helped him up to his feet, "Who is that mean guy?" "He's my dad. Whenever he becomes a Super Saiyan, he gets an attitude and is a bitch." "What is a Super Saiyan?" "A Super Saiyan is stage when a Saiyan becomes stronger and his or her hair turns yellow. I'd like to become a Super Saiyan." "Wow, that's cool." Yosho stepped up, "Your planet Vegita was destroyed wasn't it?" "Yes, it was sir. How did you know?" "Tenchi and I are from space also. We are from the planet Jurai. Tenchi is part Saiyan." "WHAT!!?!?!?!?!?!" Tenchi and Trunks both looked at Yosho. "Tenchi, Noboyuki was part Saiyan. His grandfather was a full blood Saiyan. He told me before he died." Noboyuki died in a car accident. Tenchi was puzzled because he couldn't even fly. Trunks looked at Tenchi, "This is so cool, can I train you Tenchi?" "Actually, my grandfather is training me. He may not look strong, but he most certainly is." "I just want to see one thing Tenchi. Power up." "Say again, Trunks." "Power up." "Power up, how?" "Just�uh�I don't know, power up." "Uh, ok, I'll try." Tenchi stood there not knowing what to do. Yosho looked at him, "Tenchi, remember how you activate the sword." "Ok, grandpa." Tenchi started to glow. Suddenly, his hair stood up and turned yellow colored. Tenchi was already becoming a Super Saiyan. He started to glow. Trunks looked up, "Wow, that's the calmest transformation into super saiyan I have ever seen." Trunks powered up, but couldn't change into Super Saiyan. Just then, Vegita came over and was shocked at what he saw, "What's this. That Tenchi guy, he's a super saiyan!" Vegita flew down to Tenchi and changed back into a regular saiyan. Vegita paused and looked at Tenchi. Suddenly, Vegita went over to Trunks, slapped him over the head, and said, "That guy over there turned into a Super Saiyan before you did! You are pitiful! Do you know what I did just a second ago? I killed Kakarot." Tenchi turned around, "Leave him alone." Ignoring Tenchi, Vegita went on, "Trunks, you are weak! You are a disgrace!" "I said leave him alone." "You stay out of this, Tenchi!" Vegita changed into a Super Saiyan and punched Trunks. Trunks fell out cold. Vegita laughed and said, "What are you gonna do about it?" He turned around and Tenchi wasn't there. Tenchi appeared behind him and punched him. Vegita fell down. Tenchi extended his arm down quickly and his beam sword appeared in his hand. Vegita got up and ran at Tenchi. Tenchi quickly disappeared and reappeared above Vegita. For some reason Vegita could not sense Tenchi. Tenchi activated his beam sword and he flew at Vegita with his sword up. Vegita backed up just as Tenchi got to him. Vegita laughed. Suddenly, he noticed a whole bunch of cuts on his arms his face and all over his body. Tenchi deactivated his sword as Vegita passed out. Tenchi's hair grew short and black again. He walked over to Trunks and gave him some water from his canteen. Trunks woke up. He was mad at Tenchi for beating up his dad. Trunks challenged Tenchi. Tenchi did his weakest blast, but it killed both Trunks and Vegita. Tenchi and Yosho swore not to tell anybody that he killed Trunks and Vegita. Tenchi and Yosho were walking home when all of a sudden, Ayeka runs up to him. "Hey, Ayeka, what's up?" "Oh nothing Lord Tenchi. I just want you to carry me." Tenchi carried Ayeka on his back. They walked about a mile to get back home. At home, everyone wanted Tenchi like usual. Secretly, Ayeka had seen all of what happened in the mountains while Tenchi was training. She knew that Tenchi was strong so she wanted Tenchi even more. Tenchi went to sleep. Ayeka went into his room and walked over to him. She leaned over and kissed him on the lips. Tenchi woke up. Ayeka jumped back, "I am very sorry Lord Tenchi, I will leave now." "No, Ayeka. Come here." Ayeka walked to Tenchi. Tenchi grabbed her and kissed her. They kissed for a long time. Just then, Ryoko came in. She saw them kiss. She immediately killed herself. Washu swept her body parts away while Ayeka and Tenchi were still kissing. Washu dumped out Ryoko's parts into Ryohoki's dish and the cute little cabbit ate them. Sasami washed out Ryohoki's mouth, which was stained with blood. Everyone was happy that Ryoko was dead, even Tenchi. Kiyone took Ryohoki's droppings to headquarters. It was scanned as Ryoko. Kiyone and Mihoshi were promoted, but decided to stay on Earth. During all of this Tenchi and Ayeka were still kissing. After about a week they stopped kissing. Sasami made them good food and everyone lived happily ever after (except for Ryoko, that is). The End Author's notes: I was really bored when I wrote this so don't get mad. If you do get mad, e-mail me at royalteardrop@yahoo.com. If you liked it also e-mail me. If you have any comments about it e-mail me. If you just want to talk to me e-mail me. Well, seeya
No Need for Tears By: J Masaki Out in the distance, out in the rain, I stood there thinking about what I had just done. Standing out in the rain, all alone, I had nowhere to go. I had walked away from it. I don't know why, but I had. Why did I ruin my life? I just don't know. My life was great. I can't understand. I had walked away from the one I had truly loved. I don't know why, but I did. My name is Tenchi Masaki. I don't know why I did this to my life. Now, look at me, I'm pitiful, standing out in the rain. I don't even know where I am going, much less, do I care. My name is Tenchi and this is my story: It all started a while back. You probably won't believe me, but anyways, I lived with this bunch of girls. They, he, he, came from space. I loved all of them. They were my family. My mom had died when I was young. My dad worked many hours, even in the snow. My grandfather, well he worked at the shrine near my house. My home was where my family was. I had spent most of my time with these wonderful girls. Anyways, sorry about all that, my story begins after I came back from the Jurai palace. Everyone came back as well. The one I loved, I won't say her name, had come back also. I had not felt that way about her then. Later, during summer vacation, after school had ended, I had to work for my grandfather at the shrine. Occasionally, I had time to spend with my favorite group. One day I woke up very early in the morning and I walked down the steps to the living room. I smelled something good in the air. I guessed that Sasami was cooking. I looked in the kitchen to find Sasami cooking, just as I guessed. Sasami was one of the best cooks I have ever seen. Heck, she might even be the greatest cook ever and I'm not lying. I walked over to her and asked, "What are you cooking today, Sasami?" Startled, Sasami had accidentally cut her thumb a little with the knife. I ran over, found a cloth, and covered her sore. "Thanks, Tenchi," she said, "Oh today I'm making American style ham and eggs. I was cutting the ham when you came in." I smelled the air again, and man, it smelled good. I will miss Sasami's cooking. I walked over to the couch and sat down. I looked at the clock and it said the time was five o' clock in the morning. I was thinking to myself, "How did Sasami wake up so early. I walked over to Sasami again and asked, "Why did you get up so early?" She said, "Oh, I have never made these before so I know I will mess up. I decided to start early so that by the time everyone is ready for breakfast, it will be ready." I was rather stunned by Sasami's logic and I just said, "Ok," and sat back down in the living room. Suddenly, my true love came down the steps. She saw me sitting on the couch and said to me, "Lord Tenchi, nice to see you today. I see you woke up early today as well as Sasami." I turned around and looked at her eyes and said, "Oh, good morning," then I said her name, "How did you sleep?" She answered back quickly, "Good, I slept good today, Tenchi, thank you." I just looked into her eyes. They were so beautiful. They were big red eyes. It must have been a fetish, but her skin was so soft too. She leaned close to me as we sat next to each other on the couch. At this point, I still did not feel the way I feel for her now. Kiyone and Mihoshi, the two space-police women that lived in my house, came down the steps. I turned to look at them and saw them in their police suits. "Where are you going," I asked. Mihoshi heard me and said, "We gotta go on patrol around the moon today." I looked down to see where my true love was, but she had got up and left. "That's good," I said looking back up to Mihoshi, "see you two later." Kiyone looked over to Mihoshi, who was trying to get her boot on, and said, "Hurry up, Mihoshi! Oh, and, uh, don't worry we'll be back, Tenchi, just in time for breakfast if Sasami is ready by 6 o'clock. See you then, Tenchi." I decided to go see where my true love had gone. I walked up the stairs to the second floor where I heard the loudest snoring possible. I looked into the room that I heard it coming from and sure enough, it was Ryoko. Ryoko was a space pirate demon person. I walked over to my true love's room and did not see her in there. I walked down to the living room again. Just as I sat down, I had to go to the bathroom. I walked over to the bathroom and opened the door. My true love was inside. She did not notice me because she was taking a bath. I decided to use the bathroom that was on the second floor, but then she noticed me. Her eyes became wide and she covered herself. "I will leave you alone, bye now." That's what I said, but then she said, "No, Tenchi stay inside with me awhile. I was somewhat stunned and didn't know what to do. I didn't look at her. She saw me and said, "What's wrong Lord Tenchi." I closed my eyes and turned my head toward her. I opened my eyes. I looked straight into her eyes. We sat there for a while just looking at each other. I decided to say something, "So, uh, how are things going," then I said her name. She replied like always, "I am fine Lord Tenchi. And you?" I replied like always, "I'm also fine, thank you." I closed my eyes and thought for a second how beautiful she was. She had her purple hair tied up in a ponytail without any jewelry or head dresses like she usually wore, even in her sleep. She started to cry, for no specific reason. I asked, "What's the matter?" She didn�t say anything for a while than she said, "Nothing is wrong Lord Tenchi. I�I�it's just that I�", she bit her lip, "I love you Lord Tenchi. I always have and I always will." She burst out in tears. I didn't know what to do. I thought, "I can't hold her, she's naked, I can't get close to her." Suddenly, something went off up in my head: I was in love with her. I couldn't believe it. I got closer to her and held her head up. I looked her straight in the eyes and said, "I love you too," then I said her name. We kissed for the longest time. After what seemed like forever, we stopped and looked each other in the eyes. We both just realized what we had just done and I ran out the door. I walked over to the couch and sat down as if nothing had happened. I looked at the clock and it was 6:01. I looked outside and sure enough, Kiyone and Mihoshi were walking up to the door. I went and checked on Sasami. The trashcan was filled with burnt meat. Sasami turned around and said, "I have made the perfect ham and eggs ever. After trial and error and trial and error and trial and error, I have finally made it perfect." I smelled the air. It smelled like nothing I had ever smelled before. It was good. I helped Sasami set the table. Later, about when everything was ready and had been served, I decided to go get everyone. I walked up the stairs to go get Ryoko out of bed. I found her still snoring. I couldn't even wake her up. My dad, Noboyuki, was in the room next to Ryoko's room and I went in to get him. He was in his bed, but he wasn't sleeping. He saw me and said, "I am about to go insane! That snoring has kept me up since two in the morning!" He started breathing heavily. He got up out of bed and said, "I'm getting to old for this." He slowly walked down the stairs and sat down at the table. Everyone was at the table now except for Ryoko, Washu, and my true love. Washu is a scientific genius. She made my closet into her lab. Anyways, I figured that Ryoko was hopeless so I went to go get my true love. I walked into the bathroom again, except this time my true love was getting dressed. She turned around and I saw her open chest. I looked up at the ceiling and pretended not to see her naked. I was about to walk away, but she pulled me in. She hugged me. She started to cry and said, "I've never felt this way for anyone in my whole life, Lord Tenchi." I looked at her and kissed her. I quickly helped her get totally dressed. We walked out of the bathroom and walked separate ways as if we had not even said anything to each other. I walked through the kitchen into the dining room where as my true love walked through the hall through the living room to get to where we were to eat. Washu was at the table now. I guessed that Mihoshi had got her. My true love and I came in about the same time and both sat down across the table from each other. We started to eat the delicious food that Sasami had made for us. It was great. Ham and eggs American style was good, yet filling. I sat down on the couch after I finished my ham and eggs. My true love sat next to me on the couch. She leaned on my shoulder. We watched television for a while. Afterwards, I walked up to my room with my true love. We did everything together. The one physical trait that I loved about her was her skin. It was so soft. I loved kissing her. My love gave me a pendant that had the Jurain symbol on it. I put it in my pocket and promised her that I would always keep it with me. Soon it was lunchtime and Sasami had made the usual. Some soup, that tasted even better every time I had it. My true love and I spent the whole evening together in my room. That was the best day of my life. I loved her kiss. I could never get over it. About 5 hours after lunch, Ryoko woke up and came down for dinner. My true love and I sat next to each other and held hands through the meal. Ryoko was wondering about something, I could tell. Well, after lunch I walked back to my room with my true love. Ryoko came in one time and we acted like nothing was happening. I think that trying to hide our love for each other made Ryoko mad. Later that night, I woke up. I felt my love's body next to me. I kissed her. Then I went down to get a drink of water. I heard something coming from Ryoko's room. I peeked in. Ryoko was mumbling to herself. She must have been having a dream. She said, "No, why did you pick", then she said my true love's name, "I love you Tenchi. I'm gonna kill myself. Please, why don't you care for me." I closed the door softly. I walked toward Kiyone's room and then down the steps. I got a drink of water. I came back up the steps and into my room. I packed up my stuff and belongings that I felt important to me. I felt the pendant that my love had given me, in my pocket. I took it out and looked at it. I put it back in my pocket and returned to packing my stuff up. I kissed my love once more and then I ran away. I jumped on my bicycle and rode off. I got to the road. Then I hitched a ride to the train station. I jumped into the train that took me to Tokyo. When I got in the train, I took a seat next to a couple. They got off at Tokyo. The man asked me to take a picture of them. I did this, but accidentally I had taken two pictures. Both pictures came out of the camera. The man said, "No problem," and gave me one of the pictures. I put it in my pocket next to the pendant, a picture of my family, a picture of my mother, and a picture of my true love. I took a bus to the sea port and got off by a shop. The shop sold little replica towers of the tower in Tokyo where I had fought Kain. I bought one, including some gum and some picture frames for my pictures. I went to buy a ticket for a boat ride. The guy asked me where I wanted to go and I said, "Anywhere, but here." He looked at me and shook his head. He told me, "Hey kid, you look like you have all the worries in the world. This rides on me kid. Hop on." That's how I got on this boat. Now the rain has stopped and I'm on the boat deck all alone with no one that I know. This is my story. My name is Tenchi Masaki. Please do not forget me and do not make the mistake that I have made. I will always love my true love, Ayeka. THE END
