Segment One: Open Phone Lines

-Jeff calls in for a little late night Gab bashing.

-Andrea calls in to say hello to Gabrielle. Gab thanks Andrea for the supportive e-mails that she's sent.  Can  you feel the love tonight?

-Mike calls for a return to the Niteshift Agenda 2000

-Some Guy submits the first of his many obscure Lord Of The Flies references/profane hang-up calls

-Caller Robert touches on his love for Andrea, Arabian Nights, Microsoft and Lawrence Of Arabia.

-Gab Random Quote: "Isn't it crazy that my adoring, beautiful fans......and Niteshift listeners are actually going out of their way when the server is down? That's, like, so cool. That's so sweet. It's important for them to get together and trash the show." Cheap heat at it's finest, folks.

-Sugarless sugar wafers?!!?

Segment Two: Theme Of The Show, "How has your art or form of self-expression revealed to you about yourself?"

Byron: He is a compassionate man looking for truth

Gab: Has realized, through her writing, that she really is a bitch.

Caller Jeff: Self-criticism is detrimental to creativity.

Caller Robert: His musical tastes have proven to him than he is more mellow than he thought.

GRQ2: "I never ask for honesty. I'd rather hear your blatant lies and nice things than ask you to be honest."
 

Segment Three: Life Is Like Science Fiction

-Americans will eat a record 81 pounds of chicken per capita, far outpacing beef and pork according to the National Chicken Council.

-A woman who was awarded a $160 grant by the British government to lose weight has lost 180 pounds.

-Norwegian whalers express dismay at a plunge in blubber prices and call for Oslo to lift IWC  ban on blubber exports to Japan.

-Albanians living near the border of Kosovo are collecting mines planted by Serb forcres hoping to sell them to NATO

- Spanish farmers are growing three meter high artichokes for burning in special power stations to produce electricity.

-The numbers of girls locked in NYC detention centers has more than doubled in the past five years.

-Cheap beer is a leading contributor to the spread of sexually transmitted diseases.

Favorite Cheeses:

Gab: Ricotta

Byron: White Cheddar

MG: Mozzerella

Caller Robert: Provolone

Segment Four: Part One of Mike Sargent's interview with actress Joan Baker.

-Joseph412-
R.I.P.  Luscious Jackson (1992-2000)