04-13-00: Live from New York, it's Nightshift. Again. Any radio show that mentions me on the air has got to be my favorite. Joining Mike, Byron and Gabrielle this week is the Mystery Guest.  The show begins with Mike telling Byron and Mystery about the summaries of the program I've written in recent weeks. They like me. They really like me. After MG is brought up to speed on recent Nightshift happenings and Gab takes a little shot at Andrea, we jump into.....

-Byron owns a pair of thong Speedos. He's got dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Thighs like what, what, what.

Segment One: Mike asks his fellow hosts to reveal their secret sexual fetishes.

-Mystery Guest: Men's Ties

-Gabrielle: Dirty, fat, balding old men.

-Mike: Recurring fantasy about just taking a woman.

-Caller Rob asks Gabrielle out. He's got movie passes and he gets off at 8.

-Slapdown?

Segment Two: Life Is Like Science Fiction

-Playwright Eugene O' Neill died of a rare form of brain deterioration.

-A Japanese study shows that cigarette smoking causes wrinkles.

-Jocelyn Wildenstein looks like a cat.

-Scientists discover that an individual's sense of humor is a result of their upbringing, not genetics.

-A Gallup survey shows that 89% of Americans adults experience pain at least a once month, but 2/3 of them put off going to the doctor until the pain is too much to bear.

-Sharks do get cancer. It's a shame that so many of them had to lose their fins before this discovery was made.

- Scientists have created a molecule that delivers a knockout punch to drug-resistant strains of bacteria.

Musical Interlude: "Light My Fire" by Shirley Bassey.

-MG goes way over my head with her comments on not feeling safe on the train, the link between male identity and violent behavior and the psychology of rape .

-The world's marine turtle population is still dangerously low according to the World Wildlife Fund.

-Caller Paul: Being stranded on planet as a slave to Angelique Pettijohn.

-Scientists in Scotland add bacterial supplement to feed in order cut the amount of methane produced by livestock when they break wind.

-NASA projects that by October 2000, the U.S. will embark on a mission to Mars.

-Activity delays the onset of Huntington's disease in mice.

-Brazil lost a Hawaii-sized chunk of rainforest in 1999.

-Gab promotes final webcam seminar.

- MG asks the listeners to take part in a moment of reflection and relaxation. It's 5:50 a.m and the intro to  "Children" is playing, so I have no choice but to comply.

My grandmother has been in the hospital all week and I had a research paper due yesterday, so I didn't get the chance to write the recap until last night. I apologize for the delay. It won't happen again.

-Joseph412-