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Mail

by Chuck Brand

On an envelope, if you put the senders address where the recipients address should be, and the recipients address where the senders should be, and you did not put a stamp on it, then mailed it. Would it get to the person whose address is where the senders address is (which would be the recipient)? And would it be marked 'Return to Sender' or 'Recipient Unknown'?
The world may never know.......

Chuck Brand    August 1999

Roller Coasters

by Chuck Brand

I truly believe that we will not be happy until we finally develop roller coaster's that are so scary that you actually die on them.
At the end of the ride, they will lift the bar and you will fall out onto the ground, and there will be a team of people waiting to use a defibrillator on you, to start your heart again.
When they yell "CLEAR" and zap the riders, they'll all stand up and say, "MAN that was cool, ya wanna ride it again?".
The signs in the line to get on will read "You WILL die on this ride".
On the roller coasters, and other rides, that are slightly less scary, they'll pass out diapers, and the sign's will read "You WILL need a diaper for this ride".
Some riders will say "I don't need a diaper, I already rode it twice!".
Today there seems to be a fine line between fun and torture!
Me? I like most roller coasters (Batman and The Vortex are my favorites), but I too have limits.

Chuck Brand, July 1999

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