| OTHER MUMMY CHARACTERS NOT SEEN IN CHAIN STORY (NOT YET AT LEAST!) by Jean and Heidi Rittner |
| Izzy Buttons Age: Late 30�s Family: None Attributes: Can look dashing with just the simple addition of an eye patch, can put a hot air balloon together in the middle of an oasis with nothing but some material and a boat Beni Gabor Age: 30 Family: Right now it's scarabs, but more about that later Attributes: Stepping on your glasses and taking your torch. That and sucking up. Meela Nais (was Anck-su-namun in past life) Age: Like I said before, never ask a woman her age! Family: She's the reincarnation of Anck-Sun-Amun, so I'm guessing they're close. Attributes: Excellent at making herself known. Sauntering is definitely agreeing with her, and she's got a certain liking toward encrusted 3,010-year-old men. Mr. Baltas Hafez Age: 56 Family: Who would want him? Attributes: Great digger, and excellent at telling people to get out of the way, can always look bored in every situation Red and Spivey Ages: Not really important, mummy food and all. Family: Small group of bandits and thieves Attributes: One�s big and dumb, the other�s small and, well, dumb, but seems smart compared to the other Jacques Age: Oh sure, you try and ask a big French guy that�s good with knives how old he is! Family: Somewhere in France Attributes: Can quickly turn around and catch a rock at sling shot speed as if he does that sort of thing everyday, can tell when places or things are cursed, and dang near everything is under some curse or another Lock-Nah Age: 34 Family: Boot camp Egyptian style. This guy was buff. Attributes: Sword expert like Ardeth, but with more of an I'm a bad guy attitude, not too good with a dagger� It looked to be a nice aim, but he admits that he missed The Scorpion King Age: Lives on in CGI Family: Big tough warrior don�t need no family Attributes: Can outlast anyone in the desert, can kick major butt, you can really smell what he�s cooking�. scorpions, although he prefers them alive and kicking Captain Winston Havlock Age: He�d been drunk for so many years he lost track Attributes: Sitting in bars rotting of boredom and booze Dr. Terrence Bey Age: Gave his life to fight off Imhotep�s followers Family: Ardeth Bey (nephew) Attributes: Curator of a museum, great bravery and gave his life to help destroy evil Mr. Burns Age: Goner. He was Mummy bait victim #1 Family: Bet they�re wondering where he�s been! Attributes: Can go nearly completely blind with a drop and crush of his glasses, can live through having his eyes and tongue ripped out, but I�m afraid more was needed Dr. Allen Chamberlain Age: Don�t matter none. He was Mummy bait victim #2 Family: Who knows? With that attitude, I�m sure they don�t really care he�s gone! Attributes: Egyptologist, good at bossing workers around, finder of The Book of the Dead Mr. Henderson Age: Oh he�s gone too. Mummy bait victim #3 Family: Hey, when you�re a cowboy, you don�t need no family, just a posse Attributes: Can name every type of Bourbon drink there is and will drink them all in one sitting Mr. Daniels Age: Good and dead. Mummy bait victim #4 Family: I�m sure they�ve moved on Attributes: Can roll backward off the back of a moving car landing back on his feet, without breaking the ancient canopic jar in the pocket of his jacket, which is draped over one arm� now that�s talent! Warden Gad Hassan Age: Covered in too much filth to be able to tell Family: They all disowned him due to his god-awful stench, therefore, he�s a very lonely man Attributes: Can only get women if he bribes them with not hanging someone, protecting his investment, not passing out from his own stench, wandering off and becoming the first victim lost to scarabs |