Diarrhea of a Madman
(Biography)
When you think of the life threatening disease Mono, few people come to mind. But one that does, is a young man by the name of Matthew Yeager. Matthew Yeager grew up on a small ant farm near Walla Walla, Washington. Growing up Matt didn't fit in with the rest of the kids, he was primarily into the whole 80's Lazer Reign Techno scene and spent most of his time snorting crack and rockin out to the sounds of Gotcha Goo Goo. At age 20 Matt moved away from the Walla Walla area and set out to pursue his dream of being a drug dealer. On his journey he met many people, who were a vital part in helping him survive on the rough streets of Pensacola, Florida. One of these people is his wife Jolina Tollins. After almost dying from snorting approximatley 10 pounds of cocaine, Matt realized what he was doing was not sane, So he left the streets and moved to the Parkin' lot of Alonso, in the South Georgia and the South sandwich Islands where he decided to be a hair salonist, he was later out of business cause the only haircuts he gave were The Flock of Seagulls cuts (look at his picture for a visual). Now hes back to sniffin' it up.
Matthew Yeager
Matt's signifigant other Jolina Tollin's Yeager
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