| Austin, TX Tue. 7/12/05 UUUuuuhhhhhh. We've been playin' shows y'all!!! Have you been coming? Are you not coming because we've slacked on keeping this site updated? Well, stop you're bitch n' moaning act and Get your ass over to::::::::: www.MYSPACE.com If you're still using an ATARI PC 800xL and you don't know wtf Myspace is then get in the know and build a page. It caters to the tech challenged and is the most wildly popular online community to date. Obviously, what I'm trying to say is if us knuckle-heads can do it Anyone can!!! It's updated right now. Mon. 5/23/05 Attention Maggie Mae's show is canceled Schlong Daddy @Maggie Mae's Wed 5/25/05 11 PM Wed. 5/11/05 What's up people? Just wanted to hollah back at ya. Schlong Daddy's been kickin back at the Daddy Shack writing a few new toons about pigs and other such farm animals. We've been greasing our bearings and cuming up with new schemes and getting very horny to perform for the world. We are actualy playing at Maggie Mae's on Wed 5/25/05 at 11:00pm come check out our new song, "Cop Dogders of the 24th and 1/2 Century." See ya at the show!!!!!!!!! Thurs. 3/3/05 Well, it's funny how a couple of days turn into a month but, slack happens. The last show was bad-ass. We had a awesome time thanks to y'all and drugs and alcohol. Played some tunes, made some scratch and had a hard time wakin' up the next mornin'. I personally push myself a lil' too hard and got sick over the weekend. Tough as nails right, what a pussy. We even leaked out 5 copies of the mysterious album "Stuff the Muff". Anyways, if you weren't there, you know where to stuff it right? GOOD NEWS!!!!!! We actually got invited back. So, that wasn't like our last gig. Like, you can go to the next show and the next one and the next one and the.... I mean come on, we need some overtly obcessive fans here. I don't have much details other than the first one is on MARCH 29th. THAT ROGER'S B-DAY. at Room 710 9pm? More on that in a couple of days, probably over the weekend. I 'd like to give a shout-out to my boy C-FLO, he's currently doin' a little backline for DAVE'S NOT HERE They got 19 gigs (3 sets a night) down on Southe Padre for spring break. It's a killer gig so, mad props to my brothas. Mon. 1/31/05 Ok, well some of you a-holes out there feel that the site needs to be updated more frequently than my once-every-three-months plan I am currently on. So, in response to your requests, this is the fucking update. We've had a number of shows since the last time we said hello. Kinda stupid to tell y'all now but, at least your pathetic, lonely hearts can rest assured we're still playin' the game even if the spectators are a little on the lacking side. HEY, I'm not sayin' that the folk that come out are ignored, I'm just sayin' it's our fault the advertising is easier than the convincing. Speaking of shows, we got a real winner for y'all Thursday night party animals. Ummm........ *Thurs. FEB. 24th* at REDRUM on 6th Street ALL AGES More info soon That's all for now fockers. More soon. Real soon. Like tomorrow. OK, may be wednesday. Damn. Fri. 10/22/04 - Well hello, got some news. Man it's really fuckin' rainin' right now, yo! VERY SOON - We're playin' a halloween show on the 29th. *Fri. OCT. 29th* at *REDRUM* on 6th Street ALL AGES $3 - 21+ $6 - under 21 NOT VERY SOON - We're nearing the end of post-production on the album. No date set for release, we've broken 'em all. RECENT PAST - Room 710 was great. Lots of positive response. We got an invite to play (what sounds like) a killer party in December. Sound was great too, Thanx Jason. We don't know the exact details but, the Jolly Garogers split early that night before they even played. So, oh well, they missed a good show. Pappy got his first tatt the day before, go check it on the LOOK page. Sat.10/9/04 - Howdy, got this shiznit working again. We got a couple of shows comin' up GIGS The Room710 show is on a Tuesday but, it's sure to be worth it. It'll be our second one with the nationally acclaimed JOLLY GAROGERS. So come suck some swill with the daddies and pirates. I'll get a bunch of pics up in a couple of days. C-y'all. |
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