A Jarful of Stories
Broadcast: June 23,
2002
AUTHOR'S
NOTES . . .
This story was first heard in June of 2000 and it was inspired when I visited
my parents' home and found one of my grade school reading books. I read
a silly story about a fox going on a picnic and I thought what would happen
if his basket was stolen.
That's the way most stories start for me. I get a "what if. . . " idea
and go from there. I liked making the different voices and trying to remember
what everybody was supposed to sound like. I hope you enjoy this story,
too.
Read on!
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THE PICNIC BASKET
"Mercy
me, what a wonderful day for a picnic," Marlin Fox cried when he first
poked his nose out of his den early on that summer morning. "I shall prepare
the finest picnic basket this forest has ever seen and I shall spend the
entire day next to the river! That I shall, that I shall."
And you
know, Marlin Fox did exactly that. He walked with the basket under his
arm through the woods enjoying every step until he ended up on the river
bank. There he set up his drawing board and began to paint a picture of
the scene before him. It was a beautiful view through the over hanging
branches along the river.
Now,
unbeknownst to Marlin Fox was a pair of pesky raccoons named Slicer and
Dicer who were prowling along the river bank. They were a shifty sorts
with a bad case of sticky fingers. And when they saw the picnic basket,
Slicer and Dicer couldn't help themselves. While Marlin Fox had his back
turned, Slicer quietly slipped away with the picnic basket under his arm.
"What
a wunnerful day for a picnic," Slicer said.
"Specially
if some other lunk makes it for us!" Dicer said. "Heh, heh, heh!"
The two
raccoons ambled down the river bank until they came to their tree. Setting
the basket down, Slicer and Dicer climbed the tree and looked through all
of their rooms for a rope so they could pull the basket up without spilling
a crumb.
Now,
unbeknownst known to the raccoons was a trio of cunning muskrats named
June and July and August who were scouting the riverbank when they spied
the picnic basket next to Slicer's tree.
"Hey
July, do you see what I see?" asked June.
"I sure
do, June," said July. "A poor picnic basket with nobody to care for it."
"hat's
say we take real good care of it and eat the goodies inside?" asked August.
"Yeah,
yeah, heh, heh!" June said.
And so
the three muskrats carted off the picnic basket just as Slicer let down
a rope. July saw what was happening and tied the end of the rope to a huge
rock at the base of the tree.
"Enjoy
yer picnic!" July laughed.
It was
not easy for the three muskrats to carry the overstuffed picnic basket.
They soon tired of the load and set it down along the riverbank to rest.
Now,
unbeknownst to June, July and August, a family of frogs named Lefty, Righty,
Uppy and Downy were sneaking along the river bank looking for anything
that wasn't nailed down. These frogs would cheat their own grandmothers,
given half a chance. And a lone picnic basket was more than half a chance.
The next thing the muskrats saw was their picnic basket hopping from lily
pad to lily pad across the river. Of course they couldn't see the frogs
underneath and those muskrats were too scared to give chase.
The frogs
jumped and laughed and laughed and jumped and thought how wonderful it
was to make off with such a delightful lunch! And they weren't giving it
back! No way.
"This
is ours now," Righty said.
"You
bet," Lefty agreed.
"And
we're going to eat it all up," Uppy cried.
"And
eat it all down," Downy exclaimed.
That
made them laugh so hard that the frogs had to jump over to the riverbank
to catch their breaths.
"Aren't
we the most clever frogs in town!" Righty said.
"We're
amazing," Lefty agreed.
"Absolutely!"
Uppy cried.
"Positively!"
Downy exclaimed.
The four
frogs could listen to themselves all day long but none of the other animals
in the forest could stand them. Including a basketball team of mice named
Ted, Ned, Red, Fred and Zed. There were five of them in all.
And unbeknownst
to the frogs, the mice were all shoplifters of the worst sort. While the
frogs were laughing their fool heads off, the mice snatched the picnic
basket and acted as a team. Ted, Ned, Red, Fred and Zed zigzagged their
way away from the frogs who were fast in the water but impossibly slow
on the land. About all they could do was to croak angrily at the basketball
team of mice.
"What
a free-throw!" cheered Ted.
"From
the base-line!" yelled Ned.
"Three
points for us!" screamed Red.
Well,
you get the idea. There was more food in that picnic basket than the mice
could eat in a month. But they could only move the basket providing all
five of the mice were underneath it, arms stretched up high and tennis
shoes running like crazy. Of course they had no idea where they were going
since all they could see was underneath the basket.
Suddenly
they bumped into something. It was something that didn't move. So the mice
tried going around it only to find that just as suddenly, their feet were
dangling in the air.
"What's
going on?" asked Marlin Fox. He was holding his picnic basket in the air
and now the mice were holding on for dear life. "I see someone has tried
to pinch my picnic basket."
About
that time, the four frogs caught up to the five mice. They were none too
happy about the basketball team and let the mice know it. And the three
muskrats showed up, too. They were quite unhappy with the frogs. Next the
two raccoons came trotting along carrying a large rock. They wanted to
have a few words with the muskrats.
"Everybody
stop it!" Marlin Fox shouted. "This is my picnic basket and . . . well,"
he said, pausing to think a minute, "you know, I think there is enough
food for all of us. Why don't we share it?"
Such
a picnic you have never seen! The animals all enjoyed the food and believe
it or not, there was enough left over seconds. Marlin; Slicer and Dicer;
June, July and August; and Ted, Ned, Red, Fred and Zed decided to return
next week for another wonderful picnic. And you know what? They did!
The End
SECOND
THOUGHTS . . .
Even
the ending seemed a little silly for me but I liked it enough to keep it.
And you know what? I did. What would you do differently in this story if
you were writing it. Send me an email and let me know what you think. Thanks
for getting this far.
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