A Jarful of Stories
Broadcast: October 28, 2001
AUTHOR'S
NOTES
- I'm not much of a ghost storyteller. II mean, if you want to be scared,
read the newspaper. That's enough for me. But I like the idea of family
stories, of stories handed down in families, even when you know they aren't
true. Or do you?
This Halloween story was broadcast just before my favorite holiday in October
of 2001.
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SPOOKY TEETH
"Halloween's
nothin' these days," my grandfather used to say. He lived with us for many
years in that old house and when I was a little boy, my grandfather would
tell me lots of stories. None of them were as good as the story he called
Spooky Teeth. My mom always said grandpa's stories were nothing but nonsense
and that I shouldn't pay any attention to them. But I knew better.
"So you
want to hear the story called Spooky Teeth again, eh?" he asked me one
warm fall day while we were doing some yard work after school.
"Please,"
I begged him.
"Oh,
well, I don't know," he said as he emptied a bag of damp leaves into the
compost pile. "I've told that story so many times. Besides, I don't think
your mother likes it much. You know how she feels about it."
"Did
you used to tell that story to her when she was little," I asked.
"Uh-huh,"
grandpa said, "a couple times. But you know what? I think she was scared
by it. And your grandmother didn't like it either, because," he said, winking
at me, "it's not true."
"Right,
grandpa," I said and winked back at him.
We both
knew it was true. The legend of Spooky Teeth was well known, at least to
all the boys in my class, and they could tell you the story at a drop of
the hat. I could tell the story, too, but I loved to hear my grandfather
tell it because he always added new details to the story.
"You
heard about little Brenner Mosley, the boy who lived in the big house at
the end of Mosley Road?"
I knew
I was supposed to say yes, but I'd never heard this part of the story before.
I didn't know he lived in a big house at the end of Mosley Road.
"Yes!"
"Well,"
my grandfather continued, "something terrible happened to him when he was
just a boy. His horse threw him on the way to school and his sister saw
him fall into the channel. She tried to save him but the water was too
deep."
This
was the part I knew.
"And
swift," I added. That was a detail my grandfather forgot.
"And
swift," he said. "Because the last thing she saw of Brenner Mosley was
his teeth smiling through the murky waters of the channel. He was alive
under that water and there wasn't a darned thing she could do about it.
Now, you tell me that isn't a horrible feeling."
"And
could she hear him laughing?" I asked. I knew that was another detail my
grandfather had forgotten.
"You
bet," he said. "from under the water, the sounds of laughter followed her
all the way home. By the time she got there she was half-crazed and people
said she never quite recovered from that. People said she was always just
a little off because of that."
We stopped
to get a cool drink from the hose and the story stopped for a while, too,
but I knew what was coming up next. As often as my grandfather told this
story, I never got tired of hearing it. I guess it was because I knew it
was true. And not just the first part. Everybody knew that much was true.
I mean, you could go to the library and look it up in the newspapers because
it was a big story at the time, even though it was over a hundred years
ago.
No, it
was the next part that was so spooky. The first couple of times I heard
the story I wasn't so sure it was true. But the way my grandfather told
it, I knew it was true.
"Come
on," my grandpa said. "We don't have much left to do out here."
I followed
him to the backyard again and we finished raking up the leaves as the afternoon
settled down to a cool quietness at the end of that peaceful fall afternoon.
"You
see," my grandfather finally said, "it was them teeth, them spooky teeth
that haunted that young girl for the rest of her life. She'd see them late
at night outside of her window. Course they never found Brenner Mosley.
Far as anybody knew, he could have been just fine somewhere, you know,
living his life as normal as you please seeing how his young sister was
so off anyway. Could have just been a story she was telling to make up
for her brother running off, who knows?
"Anyway,"
I piped up, "it's not a true story, is it, grandpa." And I winked at him.
He winked
back at me.
"Right,"
he said in way that made me know that was absolutely a true story. "So
years later," he continued, "here I am in bed on Halloween night. I was
a boy just about your age and I seen 'em. I seen 'em right outside my window.
I seen them spooky, laughing teeth as plain as day. Just the teeth, moving
up and down as they laughed and laughed and laughed such a horrible laugh.
It sounded like it was comin' from the center of the hottest place on earth—and
we all know where that is!"
I nodded,
unable to speak because I didn't want to see the spooky teeth myself. And
the story this time was completely different than I had remembered it.
I didn't know that my grandfather, my very own grandfather had seen the
spooky teeth himself. And he grew up in the house where we were now living.
And I was sleeping in the room where as a boy, my grandfather slept. There
was no reason the spooky teeth wouldn't come to visit me, too.
"And
every time the spooky teeth come to visit," my grandpa continued, "something
really, really bad happens. The time I seen 'em, I flunked my spelling
test and, by jimminy, I'm a cracker-jack speller. So there. Let that be
a warning to you."
We finished
up our yard work and headed back inside. Dinner was waiting for us. Outside,
the sky turned dark and cold in a matter of minutes and I kept watching
out the window for any sight of them. Once I caught my grandfather's eye
and he winked at me and smiled.
"You
know," he whispered so my mom wouldn't hear, "it's not a true story."
The next
several days came and went quickly and finally it was Halloween, one of
my favorite holidays. In a way I was scared to death but I just couldn't
figure out why. We went trick-or-treating door to door with several of
my friends and we all had a great time. Later, after all the candy had
been sorted and the candles taken out of the jack-o'-lanterns, I finally
had time to relax and think about the day. Halloween: it was so much fun.
And after
I had my pajamas on and mom tucked me into bed, I got to thinking about
those teeth, those spooky teeth.
Well,
I must have drifted off to sleep because all of the sudden I sat up in
bed, my eyes wide open. There was something outside. Moving. Something
white. And then I heard it. The laughter seemed to be coming from inside
the house. It was the weirdest thing I had ever heard in my life.
I looked
out the window again and sure enough, I could see something moving. And
they sure looked like teeth to me. It had to be the spooky teeth. And the
laughter began again. This time it was seeping up from the floor and swirling
around and around and around until it settled on me like a heavy dew in
the early morning.
That's
when I noticed that it was coming from the heating vent in my floor. And
to be sure, it was laughter, but it sounded so familiar to me.
Quietly
I began to follow the sound down the stairs, through the hallway and into
the living room where I saw a light on next to the couch. And sitting on
the couch was—my grandfather! And he was wearing a pair of headphones and
listening to the radio. And laughing.
Well,
he did jump a little when I tapped him on the shoulder but he took off
the headphones and wiped away a tear from his eye.
"Did
I wake you up?" he asked. He was still laughing.
I smiled
and nodded.
"Oh,
I'm sorry, Sport. I was listening to something funny on the radio and I
just got to laughing and laughing. I'm using headphone so I don't bother
nobody else. You just run on back to bed and I'll try and keep it down."
"Grandpa,"
I said, quietly, "there's something outside my window."
"You
think it might be . . . ?" he asked.
I didn't
need to hear him say it. We both knew exactly what it was without saying
the words spooky teeth.
"Come
on," he said, jumping up and taking my hand. "Let's see what's out there."
Before
I could say anything, we were outside. I was still in my pajamas and the
floor of the porch was cold on my feet.
"They
looked like teeth," I told my grandpa. "I could see them through the window."
He smiled
at me and we walked over to where my window was.
"This?"
he asked, and held up a piece of newspaper that was caught on the railing
of the porch.
I nodded.
"The
wind made it move," my grandpa said. "Nah, I tell you. Halloween's nothing
these days. Why, when I was a kid, you'd see spooky teeth everywhere you
looked."
We stood
for few minutes on the front porch of that old house looking out over the
moonlit Halloween night. Maybe I held on to my grandpa's hand a little
more tightly than usual, but I wasn't that scared. Somewhere out in that
dark night I knew there must be some spooky teeth or something, but they
seemed so far away when I was with my grandfather. Suddenly the moon disappeared
behind some clouds and my feet got cold.
"Let's
go," my grandpa said, and we went back inside where he tucked me into bed.
The End
SECOND
THOUGHTS - Parts
of this story came from the old joke: A little boy was sleeping when he
woke up suddenly and looked out his window. There was a strange man out
there and the little boy asked, "Who are you?"
Well,
the man answered, "I am the viper."
The little
boy was scared so he hid under the covers.
The next
night the same man appeared again and the boy asked, "Who are you?"
Again
the man answered, "I am the viper."
The little
boy hid under the covers again.
On the
third night, when the man appeared again, the boy asked, "Who are you and
what do you want?"
"I am
the viper," the man said, "and I'm here to vipe your vindows."
Just
goes to prove that things aren't always as scary as they might seem. |