Disclaimer: "Labyrinth" and everything from it belongs to Henson, though I wouldn't mind a lifetime lease on Jareth. Can't promise I'd pay much, but I would take very good care of him. *g* The story and all characters not from the movie belong to me. The chapter titles are lines from the Christmas carol "Silver Bells." I am not making any money from this. I wrote it strictly for entertainment purposes.

To the wishers in us all...