From: Stacy Barrington Date: Fri Jul 12, 2002 1:27 pm Subject: Whiny Girl Here's another song parody. This one is of Bowie's song 'China Girl.' I think this is my most favorite! -- Title: Whiny Girl Author: Little Magpie Rating: PG Summary: A parody of David Bowie's hit song 'China Girl'. Jareth answers Sarah's call. -- Oh, oh, oh, oh Little whiny girl Oh, oh, oh, oh Little whiny girl What makes me feel for her Oh that whiny girl I'm such a wretch to lust for My little whiny girl I hear her brother screaming Loud as thunder As the lightning's crashing She's such a pest that little whiny girl Beg me to take her brother That little whiny girl I hear her calling me Loud as thunder Better go calm her down I give in and send some goblins so Sarah won't be such a whiny girl I can't pretend she doesn't really cry too much When I hear that whiny girl I stumble in her house Disguised as an owl Then I reveal my true self Wearing pants so snug Sarah has my bulge in her eyes My little whiny girl You shouldn't defy me I'll undo everything you are (You know) I'll take your baby brother I'll take your innocence too I'll give you my balls and rock your world And as I get excited My little whiny girl says Oh Jareth whip that snake out She says - ooh She says - ooh Oh, oh, oh, oh Little whiny girl Oh, oh, oh, oh Little whiny girl