From: Stacy Barrington <[email protected]>
Date: Mon Jul 15, 2002 5:43 pm
Subject: Grandmaster O.G.K.'s Song



This is a twisted idea I came up with a long time
ago; it's Jareth doing a naughty rap song.


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Title: Grandmaster O.G.K.'s Song (The Original
Gangsta King)

Author: Little Magpie

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Jareth does a dirty rap song pertaining to
his yearning for Sarah.

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You listen up you goblins
You did your cradle robbin'
Left me with a screamin' babe
But I don't want that now
I want that girl as my slave

My snake and balls didn't win her
I say now what's with her
No babes can cheer me up
I need Sarah to get my stake up

Grandmaster J gotta have the girl
Let her turn my world

I twirled my balls too often
Sarah wouldn't take 'em
Wouldn't grab 'em
So what to do about that
I better just whack it
Whack it 'til I get her

Frustrated and unsated
'Cause Sarah and I ain't made it
My bed's gettin' so cold now
I need Sarah to warm it up now

Grandmaster J gotta have the girl
Let her turn my world

I wanna turn her world too
I'll dance and romance her
She'll want cream with her peaches
Once she gets into my breeches

O.G.K.'s my title
'O' is for original
'G' is for gangsta (yeah)
'K' is for king
The wily king with a big thing (yeah)

I'm ready for Sarah's flower
Give her my lovin' power
So come on girl, come on
Your purity's gonna be gone

Grandmaster J gotta have the girl
Let her turn my world

Girl better not defy me
Don't knock it 'til you try me
No need to go knockin'
We can just start rockin'

I got snakes up my sleeve
And balls in my hands
I'll catch that girl
She'll give me a whirl
She can have my pants snake
It's better than a piece of cake

These balls I'll give her don't roll
Spend time with me baby (yo)
Ditch that Hoggle troll

Grandmaster J gotta have the girl
Let her turn my world

I'm lean and mean little girl
Life ain't fair I know
But I can cheer you up
Show you life can be swell
Just make me hot and hard
And I can ring your bell

Grandmaster J gotta have the girl
Let her turn my world

I'll ring your bell little girl
That's why it's called a dong
Grab my dong baby (yo)
This cock of mine don't crow
But is it big, hell yeah
Come on, turn my world

Word from the J Man
I'm comin' for you Sarah
Peaches and cream baby
I'll make you a wet dream

O.G.K. needs your lovin'
Just fear me and love me
You'll really like my peaches
Come on and shake my tree