We see Inuyasha at his computer and he is typing in some stuff on his computer.
Inuyasha: OK lets try this. *Types* "print out million dollar bill.exe"
Computer: File not found.
Inuyasha: *types* "no really man print me out a million dollar bill.exe"
Computer: Syntax error.
Inuyasha: *types* "no this time print me out a million dollar bill.nokidding
Computer: Cut it out you.
Inuyasha: What! Don't give me any of that back talk! Now on to the... ug... on to the email's *types* "iy_email.exe"
Message # 1
Dear Inyuahsa
I was wondering if you have a car? Is it tricked and pimped out?
Crapfuly yours
Jim
Inuyasha's message
Oh nice question Jim. I always get asked this about one jillion times a day. Is that really so bad? I should ask Wussy Yasha (Humen Inuyasha) about that later. Anyways I will now make an example out of you and your e-mail by doing a move that I use when ever I get a question that is dumb and stupid. Aaaa Digga... Digga... Digga... Digga... Digga... DEL...
Nightfire: *standing beside Inuyasha* A dup dup dup. Let me save this e-mail from an old Inuyasha insalt by showing off my new tricked out cross trainers.
Inuyasha: What are you doing? Hold on a moment... Your not even on this show. Your working on the website.
Nightfire: I'm always here about every week. I'm just behind the black. And did you say dong?
Inuyasha: What... I said dooing? What are you dooing?
Nightfire: Oh well it sounded like dong. *Inuyasha makes a mad sound* Now back to the cool words I had to say. Cheack out my hydraulics. *pulls out a controller and Nightfire goes up and down like a car* Now turn the lights down low. *the rooms lights dim and Nightfire's cross trainers glow a bright green* Nice ground effects. And for the coup de grass. *to Inuyasha* Press my buzzer.
Inuyasha: Your what?
Nightfire My buzzer. Press it.
Inuyasha: Why I'm I doing this?
Nightfire: You said dong again!
Inuyasha: *makes anouther pissed off sound and he presses a button on Nightfire's cross trainers*
Nightfire: *sings the Inuyasha theme song*
Inuyasha: And your singing my theme song?
Nightfire: No when you press my buzzer it plays the theme song from Inuyasha staring Inuyasha. And it was custom instaled.
We see Inuyasha putting on a boxing glove and he has a Sharpie in his outher hand and he is writing something on the glove.
Nightfire: Now what are you donging?
Inuyasha: I'm just tricking out this boxing glove here.
Nightfre: Oh cool what's is going to say? 2-E-Z or like Neva-Die?
Inuyasha: No it says this. *shows the boxing glove and it has the word Deleted backwords on it*
Nightfire: Inuyasha you need to get that fixed they spelled the word backwords on it. *Inuyasha punches Nightfire with the boxing glove and Nightfire hits the wall hard* X___X
Inuyasha turns back to his computer
I think that fixed things out a lot. And as for you Jim you ever seen me in a car? No! Bye.
Inuyasha gets out of his chair.
Inuyasha: I'm going to talk to my man up stairs!
A little later we see Inuyasha talking to Humen Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Hey Wussy Yasha.
Humen Inuyasha: Why do you keep on calling me that?
Inuyasha: I don't know... Change of pace. Anyways if I get a jillion e-mails about in a jillion milliseconds would that be a lot or a little?
Humen Inuyasha: Jillion is not a number of mesher.
Inuyasha: Whatever nerd! *walks away*
We see no one at the computer. Then we hear some foot steps come running and then we see Inuyasha come running by the computer and past it. And he goes outside. Then he hides behind a fence outside of his house. And coming out of the door was Demon Inuyasha and Chibi Sesshomaru both looking not to happy. Then they both go back in side and close the door.. A bit more later we see Inuyahsa walking across a field when he sees Miroku playing around with his Palm Pilot.
Inuyasha: Hey dullard. Give me your palm pilot for a sec I got to look at my e-mail.
Miroku: Ok here. *passes Inuyasha his palm pilot*
Inuyahsa's e-mail opens and he saw a message it said...
Dear Inuyasha
Do you rule over your own land? Are you a dictator in your land? Do you even own a land?
From your rabid fan girl
Jess
Inuyasha: Yea I own my own land Jess. It's a land of great spleander. Lots of space and green. It was founded by a bunch of people were cons and people who had nonthing else to do. Come with me and I will show you the beauty that is Inu-baddya. *to Miroku* Here's your palm pilot again dullard. I'm done with it. *throws it away and Miroku ceatches it*
We come over a hill and we see a lot with a wooden flag poll that says "Inu-baddya" on it and the picture on the flag is a picture of a red fist pointing up to the sky. Then Inuyasha is in the lot and we hear a piano playing and then we see Shippo playing it in the background.
Start song
Inuyahsa: Yea that beat is good. I like that...
Come to the sweest place I know
Come to the nicest place I know
The people are all so cool
But really it's only me and that makes me so great!
And over there is Shippo. Yes Shippo over there is
And the partys last all night long and we don't work at all. All day long
And there maybe be techno and cholate partys
And population 1930's phone!
End Song
Inuyasha: There Jess I think that song sums up how awesome my contry is. And also Inu-baddya has a slogen witch is: "Respect me or pay the price". I better go now and try and sneak back in my home now. Demon Inuyasha and Sesshomaru are pissed off at me because I kicked Sesshomaru across the room. *walks away*
Shippo: What! I'm not going to do anything! So just go away! *takes his piano away and leaves*
We see a sticky note on the computer screen that says "Don't play with my computer or else!". Then we see Inuyasha sitting down.
Inuyasha: This better be from a female. *types "iy_mail.exe*
Hey Inuyasha have you ever thought of making a book? I think you have a lot stores to share when you were battling Naraku for the shards. You should share it with us.
From
Masterson
New York
Inuyasha's message
A book eh Masterson? Well I never really thought of making a book of my life. But that is not a bad idea. Let's get started! *gets out of the chair and walks away*
Later we see Inuyasha in his kitchen at the table with a pad of paper and a pen trying to think about his life in the past when Demon Inuyasha came in the room.
Inuyasha: Hey Demon. What would you say about me?
Demon Inuyasha: Your mean and nasty! YOUR MEAN AND NASTY!!!
Inuyahsa: Ok. *writes* "I'm mean and nasty." What! Look no brain! I'm not mean and nasty you must have me confused with Naraku or Humen Inuyahsa for that matter. Get out of here your no help at all! *Demon Inuyasha takes a sandwich and leaves where he entered then we see Humen Inuyahsa comeing in from outside* Hey wiener can you tell me some things about what I did in the past? Without saying *imitating Demon Inuyasha* Your mean and nasty! YOUR MEAN AND NASTY!!!
Demon Inuyasha: *from the living room* I heard that! I HEARD THAT!!!
Inuyahsa: Yes we all heard you big guy.
Humen Inuyasha: I seem to rember a young Inuyasha thinking that swimmer Carla Louis was a girl and that she was hot.
Inuyasha: "... and that she was hot." Yea that... Hold on a sec. That is not true at all. Your no help at all as well!
We see Inuyasha back at his computer
Now I know why I putted making one of those things off. I'm more better at making random stuff then doing that crap.
Hey everybody now you can send your e-mails to Inuyasha and see what comments he will give on it. Just type in [email protected] in to your e-mail providers compose page or use your outlook express and type your message in to him. Just make sure to type for the subject line "Inuyasha E-mail message" or something like that to show that this is a e-mail message for him so it does not get deleted off.
