We see Inuyahsa in front of his old computer that looks like more typewriter then a real computer and he types in "IY_email.exe" and a message came up on the computer screen. It said:
Dear Inuyahsa
I was wondering what you got for Easter. Did you get candy? Or did you get any gifts. If you did can you share what you got with us?
From
Master D
Now Inuyasha types his message in and he talks whale typing it out as well
What did I get for Easter? Well there was that alarm clock that my brother Demon Inuyasha got me because he smashed my old one and he what I think is he felt bad about breaking my old clock. And my lame little brother got me a dumb book on some sort of Tai Chi exercises that you can do when you get up and before you go to bed. I'm thinking of selling that thing on the internet for some money that I can use to buy my own crap.
But for the candy I did not get a lot just a lot of my old Helloween candy that got the wrappers spray painted over the real colors of orgen and black. But I heard that idiot Shippo got one of those rabbets that you need a chanesaw to cut what you want off of it and then you need to cut it up a lot more times to make the pieces more smaller just to eat them. But for my Easter it does not get any better then that glow in the dark clock that lights up like a watch and has two alarms and has a 15 preset radio tuner with it.
Well I better be going now I got to throw Shippo in a dryer and start in for about maybe 45 or 50 mins so I can get my wench Kagome to help me hall Shippo's super sized candy away from him before the dryer stops. And now the get up noise. *Inuyasha gets off his stool*
Inuyasha: Do do! E-mail me something today! *Pressed the enter key and a message came up*
Dear Dog Demon
I have a problem with the school dullard. Can you show me some ways that I can fire back at him?
With Respect
Pissed off in Canada
Inuyahsa's message
Well Pissed off. In fact I'm not going to call you ****** *** any more. I'm going to call you Dan. So you want to know some ways on how to get even with the school suck up eh Dan?
Well don't get me wrong Dan the school suck up... I mean dullard is one of the lowest forms of student life you can come across in all of your school life. But there are ways you can make him "sit on it". I'm going to give show you some tried and true methods that you can use to deal with this scum of the school student body. Take a look...
Trick 1
We see Inuyasha in the school yard and beside him is the The School Dullard (Koga).
Koga: Hey man did you see that show called "Popular Reality Show" last night? *Inuyahsa walks away* Oh I guess your going to watch it now.
Trick 2
We see Inuyahsa sitting in front of a computer in the computer lab typing away when Koga came up to him.
Koga: So Sango came up to me and said that I should back off from Kagome because you are in love with her... *Inuyahsa just rases his hand*
Trick 3
We see Inuyhasa just standing around beside a pay phone when yet again Koga came up to him.
Koga: Hey man... *Inuyahsa picks up the pay phone recaver*
Inuyahsa: Yea. OK I will bring it to your place soon. *To Koga* I got to take this call so I can't talk right now.* Koga walks away*
We now cut back to Inuyahsa's computer and he is still typing his message
So now you know some ways oh how to deal with him. One of those ways shoed work. And it would not hurt to make your own Sulfur Bombs and chuck one of them on the top of his car to melt down his car... or make a liquefied stink bomb... whatever works for you Dan.
Inuyahsa: Well that's it for now.
Inuyahsa: This better be good. I got to get something more then just crap junk mail. *Presses the enter key and the new message came up*
Inyuahsa
What do you think of your family? Do you hate them or do you like them?
From
Joe E
Inuyahsa's message
Well E I don't really mind my family. Some members of my family piss me off. Like take my dumb little brother Humen Inuyasha for example. He's whiny and he does some of the most strangles things ever. Like one time he was trying to move on my girl Kagome! No one does that... does that with out getting their face ripped out and handed to them. Anouther time he made me Demon Inuyahsa and Chibi Sesshomaru partapate in some school blood drive. They took three bags from me and five bags from Demon Inuyahsa and Chibi Sesshomaru I think ran away and hid from the doctors. And I just rembered I got to give him some pay back on that stunt. Don't go anywhere...
We cut to Humen Inuyahsa's room where we see him sleeping. Inuyahsa enters the room quietly with a nightstick in hand and he makes his way to his brothers bed side and he hits his back haired brother with the stick.
Humen Inuyahsa: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.
We cut back to the computer and Inuyahsa types on
Ahh... that felt so much better. Where was I? Oh right. And my older brother Demon Inuyahsa is sort of the brute force of my family. He can make his fist throw anything that is not very strong mettle. And he is also Chibi Sesshomaru's bodyguard and he protects him from larger predators like Koga and Naraku just to name two. The thing that makes Demon Inuyahsa so cool is he is very easy to tell him something and he goes and does it for you no quistans asked at all. Just watch E...
Inuyahsa: Hey Demon... *sees Demon Inuyahsa beside him* Oh. I want you to go and slug Koga one for me. You know the guy with the brown tail and looks like he's in a caveman like outfit. Go and punch him. *Demon Inuyahsa walks away*
Later we see Koga talking to Kagome and telling her that he loves her more than Inuyahsa ever will. Just then Demon Inuyahsa comes in to the picture and does a very hard punch to Koga's face and he sends him flying away then he just walks away leaving Kagome looking confused.
We cut back to Inuyahsa's computer once more
Man you got to love my older brother. Even thow he is not the most sharpest knife in the drawer he is the most easy to manipulate. Now my last member of the Inuyoukai's is more like sort of like a pet. It's Chibi Sesshomaru. He's more like the little dude who "likes to steal peoples lady-types" or "likes to make mischief by any means". But he has more hobbies then just making mayhem for everyone who I don't like much. He also makes some weird cartoons using his computer. I wonder what he cooked up tonight... today... just right.
In anouther room in Inuyahsa's house we see Chibi Sesshomaru using a eMac look alike computer and he is typing away. Then Inuyahsa comes in the room and sits down on a chair beside him.
Inuyahsa: So what have you got for me today Sesshomaru?
Chibi Sesshomaru: *plays the movie*
We see that the "movie" is of a flash movie of a crappy drawn Inuyahsa his outfit is sort of a puple color and he is bouncing basketballs and whishing as well when a crappy drawn Chibi Sesshomaru comes in to the picture.
Inuyahsa: *think of a crappy impression of Inuyahsa's voice* Chibi Sesshomaru those are some cool boots you have on. Where did you get them?
Chibi Sesshomaru: I just got them from a cute big girl and a astronaut as well. Get me a paddy melt.
Inuyasha: I will get you a paddy melt. *does a crappy walk off from the picture and we see Shippo get punched in to the picture*
Shippo: Hey Chibi Sesshomaru. *his cell phone rings* Thinks for calling me. Chibi Sesshomaru has cool boots on. Can I have my water gun back? *gets hit by a flying water gun* Thanks one thouseand see you later. *we see Inuyasha come back with a picnic basket*
Inuyasha: Here Chibi Sesshomaru I got you some picknic basket with cheese and a beget.
Shippo: I have some soup. *Inuyahsa's foot stretches out and hits Shippo and he falls down*
Inuyasha: Sesshomaru get the fox some soup. *Sesshomaru pours some soup on Shippo's head*
Shippo: OK hot soup is in my eyes. *Sesshomaru starts a hip-hop dance* Oh no! Now your doing a hip hop dance on my head.
Inuyahsa: High five Sesshomaru. *they do a very high five and we see a alean version of Kai come in to the picture* Get out of here Kaiberlon no one likes your style. Sesshomaru do you like Kaiberlon's style?
We go back to Sesshomaru's computer where we see a shocked Inuyahsa.
Inuyahsa: A puple gi? Did you do any back checking before you made this? How would you like it if I do the same to you?! Uh... Sesshomaru he is a dude in a white trench coat and he has short brown hair that is in a point in the back.
Chibi Sesshomaru: But I did not know that the computer would make the color red turn puple.
Inuyasha: Whatever Chibi Sesshomaru. *he gets up and leaves the room*
Back at Inuyahsa's computer he is almost done this E-mail
So you see Joey my family is a bit messed up as well as most families are. Like just to recap you have your sissy younger brother (Humen Inuyasha) your bully of a older brother (Demon Inuyahsa) and the family pet. (Chibi Sesshomaru) Well I'm going now to watch some TV now and maybe a movie.
Inuyahsa: So until next time. Send me stuff and I will make fun of your grammar and spelling. I mean answer them. *gets up from the desk and walks away*
Coming soon if the web master gets around to it. You... Yes you can send your own E-mail to Inuyahsa and see what he says. So that's coming soon.
