| Week 1: This guy here pictured.Week 2:George BushWeek 3: Fuk I forgot...Week 4:I was stopped by the local police at 11:00 at night.I'm minding my own buisness walking home after practice.It's 28 deg. F & I'm wearing a camo ski mask & coveralls.Cop tells me the reason he stopped me was because some1 called in & said I was scopin out the bank.I laugh & tell him they R sadly mistaken.After he runs my name he asks"Why R U wearing a hunting mask?"...I reply "Because it's cold." Yah I know I missed a couple of weeks but what do U Xpect 4 free,anyway here's Week 5: A drug dealer here in town gets ripped off.Now normally people N that line of buisness would cut there losses or figure a way 2 get some retribution.NOT this tenachious bugger.They call the local P.D. & tell them they were robbed of $400 cash.The cops catch the robbers but all they have is 2 8 balls of coke & no money .They confess 2 the robbery but insist they took only drugs.The cops figerprint the bags the coke was N & guess who's prints R on the bags???U got it the plaintiffs who made the call.The final charges R as follows: Intent 2 deliver & distribute,Possesion,& falseifying a police report!!!!!And U wonder why they call it dope......Week 6 The 911 book scandel HAhAHahahaHAhAHAhaWeek 7 The gay fuk that hacked my web page.ISP# 128.174.201.48Week 8 All the salty fux who R trying impress people with their unwanted opinions on my & J.S.'s site.Every1 is a critic.Either play listen or get the FUCK out of our way!!!!!!Week9 Drunk crackhead beats up wife & violates parole news at 11:00.......Week 10Decatur city council takes this 1...they spent a bunch of money on a fountain no-one wants so somebody dumps tea N it & waxes it.city council gets mad & says no skatepark for deadtown.local skaters go on rampage...Week11 The dumbass who got his friends beat down in Sullivan 4 taking us on a wild goose chase.All U had 2 do was say U didn't want us there..instead U lied 2 us & had 2 PAY THE PIPER!!!!Week12 The dipshits who damn near beat Scott 2 death at 1 of our shows.All U Roof boys R now barred from all our shows.We R supposed 2 have fun not kill our fans! Weeks 13-17 Local elections.Week 18 They R proposing 2 build Deadcaturs skate park N Forsythe......what's wrong with this picture City Council???Brought 2 U by the people who run our airport..The Deadcatur Park District!!!!.Week 19 Why does'nt Deadcatur drain the big West Nile Virus hole that is in the center of downtown?Why were'nt the buildings abated for asbestoes?Why do we have the highest dropout rate in the state?All these & more answered next week.....Week20(answer)The city of Deadcatur is a virus test ground 4 the aRmY.Week21 We have 2 winners this week.....the moron who stole the 8 ball & the dipshits who R trying 2 put Changes out of buisness by running off music just so they can drink by themselves.If the bar goes under youll have 2 go home & drink........Week22 Again it's the city of DEADCATUR....we have a great big hole in the middle of downtown & still NO IDEA OF WHERE TO BUILD THE SKATEPARK!!!!!!!(hint hint)Week23 Got 2 give it 2 the people of Illnoize 4 electing Ryan!!!!nuf said 4fer now.Week24 The morons who put on Band Camp & bitched because I took their beer.You invite one of Central Illinois most drunken bands & leave out yer booze...Week25 The alcoholic wired cunt who fucked up the Underground Music Fest.Week26 Kiddie porn enthusiest Peterbuilt & The Supermen.They look white& are the biggest NIGGERS I have ever met.They stole Dino Sex's hat .They travel & perform with underage strippers.Not a one has any balls.Your days are numbered punks....Week27 The State of CALIFORNIA!!!Week whatever the fuck it is.....I know i haven't updated this in a while but YOU get what what YOU pay for. QUIT YOUR CRAPSCREAMING!!! I swear by Alivis to up date this & all the pages soon. |
