"You can't have my dangley ball thingy"
"Peanuts grow under the ground like potatoes, here I'll draw you a diagram."
"Maybe its Jesus. Maybe is Jesus."
"Hit with a bag of nickles"
"His name is probably Reginold or something like that"
"Pleeeezaanunnnseeaaate"
"We support the midget marathon."
"My answer to all your questions can be summed up in three simple words: People are stupid. What else can I say? They are just plain dumb and can't see things for what they really are because their minds are clouded by algebra equations, baseball statics, and nudy pictures. They need to rub their eyes once in a while and take a swig* it really helps clear the mind."
"Sorry about that my family is... oh yeah and i dont believe in grammar or punctuation."
"If you get free time and don't hate me...you'll be my hero."
"Well, ye haw for that!"
Touretts style "Go Dale!"
"The only pants my parents have ever bought me are bedazzled."
"You know it's bad when all I kept thinking was, 'Dang, I could be taking a nap right now!'"
Never fight a cheetah with a stick. -African Proverb
"I am the president of art club, I understand physics, and Dr. Mullarkey is a whore.Thats my life."
"Jaqi, do you know who you called? This is not your grandma, I'm not Mama. I'm Alisha.Come get you? In Bloomington? What? This is not your grandma. Are you feeling okay?"
UPDATE: End of April 2004: Alisha had some minor set backs this month. The career is not so much anymore and the surgery was post-poned. With Josh leaving for the summer, you all had better be very nice to Lish. She is either packing some serious fire, ready to pounce on any sudden movement or sarcastic remark, or she is dejected, in which case I'll do the pouncing for her.
