| Alyssa' Quote Book | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| "My notebook. My quote book. My look-what-I-wrote book. My this book. My that book. My Cat-in-the-Hat book." | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Alyssa K - It�s hard chicken on a dead cheeseburger - I always put my hair in my ears, wait I always put my pen in my hair - I'm going to flip my bum Jacqui - Seems like your choking on air - That�s the menu - Four methods of processing my brain are ... - Sch, It�s a secret - There�s a lot of heat in this room (car) Curt - I was saying this and that and I got thit - Not my cup of tea, not my cup of whisky either - His armpit is my happy time Jenessa - I am crisping like a fry - Cruising like a pig - I am a weird book, I am not involved with the book Corey - It�s my way or the highway Jess - You know when you mix humans and cows - It�s going to take a lot of pledge to make the carpet slippery - Get it all in, while it�s all coming out - I am a one man band Steph - I can�t speak without my glasses - My arms are jelly Joelle - You make me want to go to the fridge and freeze pickles - Friends are like smarties, I eat the red ones last Laurel - If I could shoot you with my evil glare, I would - No, he might look best in the dark - You could through your head, and then you wouldn�t have any place to put your glasses |
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| Mr. Dave Hildebrand -People are dropping - The Grade 12 exam is what I like to call a-hum-dinger - Finally the bubble just burst (1929) - Beef up your own answer - Accounting is like a game of football - Come to the board with me - The answers won�t come out and bite you on the nose - I think we�re gonna have to dissect that sentence - Such a worldly class - Lets not drive through the wall right always - I�m not going to be a ball of fire this week - A lot of meat in this unit - Calculators will be smoking - The powers on and so are we Mr. Scott Dryden - Only thing you do by hand in drafting is pick your nose - My virgin ears take offence to swears - I may be easy, but I am not sleazy - Stop raising your hands, you are going to lose friends Mr. Paul Moen - Why are the gas fumes so strong - I only stutter when my dentures aren�t in quite right - Success is not something to wait for, It is something to work for - Easy to say it but hard to play it Mrs. Loretta Thorleifson - I hate it when people don=t sing when I give them a wrong note - You can only talk if you are wearing pink underwear Mr. Price Wood - Have no fear, I got it here - If don�t have a boyfriend in 6 months, you better get cracking Mr.Bill Dowling - Sharp as a marble |
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| Jenni-Lynn - I am not a big pro toucher - I have such a bark - Where did you get that hicky? From the invisible man Roberta - My life is in my backpack right now - I wear barelegs - My brother has a birth mark of a cow, no really it�s that big Myron - Going to jail, staying in the hotel, Same thing (NYC02) - What the coken picken - Don�t look at it, then you will feel special Joe Peters - South end of a north-bound cow - I bet I just can eat one (lays chips) and now I going back to old dutch |
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| Joel - In aerobic fitness, I was the only girl - My old school smelt like paper Cherry - Where�s my corner? I need my corner to tell me where I am. Terry - She�s a few peanuts short of a trail mix Matt P - the couch is robbing me Ryan K - The engine is going but no one is behind the wheel Steve P - You are thinking too much, take off your cap - In Winkler we can�t dance, it�s the seven deadly sins Sonya - The trash gets taken out more than I do Janelle - It�s like shoving a floppy disk into your mouth and trying to get something out of it |
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| Kevin Hildebrand - I don�t like Julia Roberts, Her and her horse lips (NYC02) - It�s my body ( It's my life, a song) NYC02 Brad Huebert - Zach let it rip - your brain is here - the drums just gave birth - Oh crap, I�m a finger ( rather then being a spline) |
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| My friend Alyssa loves writing down funny stuff that she hears. This is a page dedicated to that. I couldn't include all of the quotes but I wrote some of the ones that I thought others would enjoy. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
| Email Jacqui (site creator) Page last updated 6/12/02 | ||||||||||||||||||||||