Alyssa' Quote Book
"My notebook.  My quote book.  My look-what-I-wrote book.  My this book.  My that book.  My Cat-in-the-Hat book."
Alyssa K
- It�s hard chicken on a dead cheeseburger 
- I always put my hair in my ears, wait I always put my pen in my hair
- I'm going to flip my bum    

Jacqui
- Seems like your choking on air  
- That�s the menu
- Four methods of processing my brain are ...
- Sch, It�s a secret
- There�s a lot of heat in this room (car)

Curt
- I was saying this and that and I got thit 
- Not my cup of tea, not my cup of whisky either
- His armpit is my happy time   

Jenessa

- I am crisping like a fry    
- Cruising like a pig
- I am a weird book, I am not involved with the book

Corey
- It�s my way or the highway Jess       
- You know when you mix humans and cows
- It�s going to take a lot of pledge to make the carpet slippery
- Get it all in, while it�s all coming out  
- I am a one man band

Steph
- I can�t speak without my glasses  
- My arms are jelly

Joelle

- You make me want to go to the fridge and freeze pickles
- Friends are like smarties, I eat the red ones last

Laurel
- If I could shoot you with my evil glare, I would
- No, he might look best in the dark
- You could through your head, and then you wouldn�t have any place to put your glasses
Mr. Dave Hildebrand
-People are dropping
- The Grade 12 exam is what I like to call a-hum-dinger
- Finally the bubble just burst (1929)
- Beef up your own answer  
- Accounting is like a game of football  
- Come to the board with me 
- The answers won�t come out and bite you on the nose
- I think we�re gonna have to dissect that sentence
- Such a worldly class
- Lets not drive through the wall right always
- I�m not going to be a ball of fire this week  
- A lot of meat in this unit    
- Calculators will be smoking    
- The powers on and so are we 

Mr. Scott Dryden

- Only thing you do by hand in drafting is pick your nose
- My virgin ears take offence to swears  
- I may be easy, but I am not sleazy  
- Stop raising your hands, you are going to lose friends

Mr. Paul Moen
- Why are the gas fumes so strong   
- I only stutter when my dentures aren�t in quite right
- Success is not something to wait for, It is something to work for
- Easy to say it but hard to play it  

Mrs. Loretta Thorleifson
- I hate it when people don=t sing when I give them a wrong note
- You can only talk if you are wearing pink underwear

Mr. Price Wood

- Have no fear, I got it here    
- If don�t have a boyfriend in 6 months, you better get cracking

Mr.Bill Dowling   
- Sharp as a marble
Jenni-Lynn
- I am not a big pro toucher   
- I have such a bark
- Where did you get that hicky?  From the invisible man

Roberta

- My life is in my backpack right now  
- I wear barelegs
- My brother has a birth mark of a cow, no really it�s that big

Myron
- Going to jail, staying in the hotel, Same thing (NYC02) 
- What the coken picken     
- Don�t look at it, then you will feel special 
  
Joe Peters
- South end of a north-bound cow
- I bet I just can eat one (lays chips) and now I going back to old dutch
Joel
- In aerobic fitness, I was the only girl   
- My old school smelt like paper

Cherry

- Where�s my corner?  I need my corner to tell me where I am.

Terry
- She�s a few peanuts short of a trail mix

Matt P
- the couch is robbing me

Ryan K

- The engine is going but no one is behind the wheel

Steve P
- You are thinking too much, take off your cap
- In Winkler we can�t dance, it�s the seven deadly sins

Sonya

- The trash gets taken out more than I do

Janelle

- It�s like shoving a floppy disk into your mouth and trying to get something out of it

Kevin Hildebrand
- I don�t like Julia Roberts, Her and her horse lips (NYC02)
- It�s my body ( It's my life, a song) NYC02

Brad Huebert
- Zach let it rip
- your brain is here
- the drums just gave birth
- Oh crap, I�m a finger ( rather then being a spline)
My friend Alyssa loves writing down funny stuff that she hears.  This is a page dedicated to that.  I couldn't include all of the quotes but I wrote some of the ones that  I thought others would enjoy.
Email Jacqui (site creator)               Page last updated 6/12/02
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