I love these survey thingies...
1. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?
Pay my fucking bills.
2. What time of the day do you like to take a shit?
I'd like to take a shit late at night before I go to sleep when I have a lot of free time to relax and just let everything drop out. But then, that never happens. Usually I'm rushed. Generally though, I like to drop a log before I enter the shower.
3. What is your ideal marriage location?
Probably somewhere in Vegas but I really hate the idea of marriage.
4. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?
Piano. Second choice: harmonica.
5. What's your favorite sexual position?
In a chair, preferably outdoors on an apartment balcony. On a high floor.
6. Favorite fabric?
T-shirt cotton.
7. Something you love and hate?
Nsync.
8. What kind of bedding do you use?
Something with green stripes that Mommy bought from Liberty House. I'd like to try out those sheets made out of t-shirt material.
9. What kind of soap do you use?
Right now that mountain scent thing from Dial. Generally whatever's on sale. As long as it's anti-bacterial.
10. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?
Yes.
11. What's the one language you want to learn?
Japanese.
12. How do you eat an apple?
Bite it?
13. What do you order at a bar?
These days, vodka martinis with three olives.
14. Have you ever pierced your body parts? If so, where?
Left ear.
15. Do you have tattoos? If so, what kind and where?
No, but thinking about getting the kanji for health on my right arm.
16. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?
Sure, why not.
17. What's one of the "funnest" things you've ever done?
I got a hotel room with someone pretty cool and basically never left it except to get something to eat.
18. Do you drive stick?
Of course not.
19. What's one trait you hate in a person?
Conceit.
20. What's the soonest that you've slept with someone:
Sex-- roughly thirty minutes. Actual sleeping, no nookie-- seconds, mere seconds.
21. What kind of watch(es) do you wear?
The Seiko my Mommy gave me after I got my BA.
22. Most frivolous purchase?
Probably all of my video game systems.
23. Do you consider yourself materialistic?
Yes.
24. What do you cook the best?
Bottled water.
25. Favorite writing instrument?
My Mont Blanc. Or this laptop...
26. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?
Blend.
27. Do you have anything monogrammed? If so, what?
A cigarette case, a lighter, and a whiskey flask, all from The Good Mother.
28. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
No.
29. What's one car you will never buy?
A Ford Focus.
30. Have you ever done drugs?
Yes.
31. What kind of books do you like to read?
All kinds of shit, but for know, I'm reading A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius by Dave Eggers.
32. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Pay my fucking bills.
33. Burial or cremation?
Cremation.
34. How many online journals do you read regularly?
Between 10-15.
35. What's one thing you're a sore loser at?
Video games.
36. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?
I get very quiet and I give short cursory answers.
37. How many drinks before you're tipsy?
A sip.
38. Favorite kind of porn?
Something on video that no one sees me rent.
39. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?
No.
40. Do you cry in front of friends?
If I have to.
41. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?
Short and quiet.
42. What's one thing you like to do alone?
Masturbate.
43. What's the worst thing you ever said to someone?
"You're just a burden on people. You should just kill yourself."
44. Are you a giver or a taker?
Both.
45. What have you stolen before?
Someone's compact discs.
46. When's the right time to go to the bathroom in front of your significant other?
Never.
47. Favorite communication method?
Cell phone.
48. What is one thing you don't leave home without?
Cigarettes.
49. How often do you have sex?
Right now... Umm... I'm getting embarassed again.
50. What's the most painful experience you've ever had?
Getting those wisdoms removed.
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