I'm not evil I just act evilly!!!-One of Janna's mottoes
Kyle has a soft penis-Brynn
No Molesting the Bears!!!-I swear Ranger Smith actually said this on an old episode of Yogi Bear
'I...D..K..C..S... :O I'm telling MOM!'-Dee Dee to Dexter
Hey hey! The Party's here!-'Drunk' Kyle making an entrance
'woof'-Mojo Jojo's canine cellmate to Mojo, now in dog form
'baaaaaa'-me, I guess
I know I blew it, that's what I do!!-Brak
Erica: Is that thing still on?
Angie: Is the red light on?
Erica: Yea
Angie: Okay then that means it's off.
-Angie's video of Erica
'My butt's on fire!!'-Son Gokou (yea I know just the english dub but its still funny!)
How did you find that out??-Erica
Fut the Wuck!??!-Jason
'All's fair in love and war and quizzy'-Pauly
'CoO pOoTaH!!'-Janna (Kolty loves this one!)
'....Puff the Magic Diddy??'-Ben Stiller on some awards show of some sort
Massive Huge Nipples!-Brynn
'What are you supposed to be dressed like, some high school production of Rent?!?!?'-Andy Dick as Daphne Aguilera
9/10/01--Janna finally conquers the evil book cover demon-not really a quote, but an important date nonetheless!
'TuRtLe Is JiMmY!!!!'-I have completely forgotten who came up with this timeless phrase
'Aw poopy'-Kamesennin
Jason came in my ear!-Cory
I thont dink so!-Jason, an offshoot of his earlier quote
Fere the whuck are the cars?!?!-Me, another spawn of 'fut the wuck'
Yay 4 me!!! :)-One of Janna's mottoes
Would you like a large Jumbo Joe??-What we wrote on a note to the guys in the booth opposite ours during our Happy Joe's adventure (a Jumbo Joe is a kind of ice cream thing)
Kyle, asses don't exist, everyone knows that-Space Ghost to the Kyle from Tenacious D
Make sure to pave the cushion.-I can't even remember where I found this, one of those things on instructions for something that didn't quite translate right...
Fetch my blue fright wig! I must look handsome when I unleash my rage!-Carl
Let's see you off!-Kyle, to Shawn
Hoona Igna Chow Neha!-Space Ghost and several alien creatures, spoken repeatedly
Corey sounds like Cookie Monster!!-a discussion topic on a Slipknot message board that I found insanely funny at the time (Corey Taylor is the lead singer for Slipknot)
Pax, vir, pax....-Jason, Nate, and I came up with this one (it's Latin)
'Daily'-hehehehehe never lettin you live that one down, Kyle!
Without me you'd be on the Herculoid planet following Gleep and Gloop around with brooms!-Once again, the ever-quotable Space Ghost
Well this is another fine MESH you've gotten us into...-hahahahahahaha...ooooh Melody!
Will you take me home now??-Julie S.
Jess: We can flick off the sun!!
Nathan: Wow where are we gonna find the switch to do that??-oh the things you say at a Perkins at 7 am when you haven't slept all night...
shortness is sexyness-Jimmy
JaNnALiCiOuS!!-Pauly
Norwegians play curling!-Tommy Bridge
'WOOOOH!'-Brynn's famous grunt
Kyle, you are such a bitch!-Erica
Kyle, you are such a f*%#er!-Brynn
Skate, bitch!-Jessica S. at her very first hockey game
Stercus Accidit-this Latin phrase was all Jason
Imagine yourself in a room...with two buttons-Bryan E. attempting to explain some sort of math thing very badly
I've known many lumberjacks, and only 70% of them were transvestites.-I think this was from one of those Monty Python things that were completely in German
punk rock is a state of mind, not a state of cleanliness-Webster
I dont like thuderstorms. they are like two freight trains colliding over your head with lots of light and cows that are being savagely ripped apart limb from limb.-Jonny, who obviously needs to get off the farm
I am a large Jumbo Joe.-What those guys in the booth opposite ours wrote back...
HOTT sex-Brynn and Kyle?
Grip Assy-I just happened upon this phrase written on an ancient joystick Jason has attached to his computer, I still don't know why
Just because they're SADD kids doesn't mean they can't get pregnant!-The Beach
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.-just plain cool
Your face is a _____. Your mom is a _____. Your ass is a _____. You're such a f*%#er!-can't credit just one person with this insane concotion
Sausage!-Swanee said it first!
You know what I just realized?? White people suck at dancing!-Erica
i know...but i don't think he'll tell. i hope he won't tell. he better not tell. oh god he's going to tell. what have i done...-Bernie
Mrs. Doe would shit.-Lindsey H., responding to the question "I wonder what would happen if someone walked in here right now" when Leigh and Craig were lying in the same beds as the girls at about 2 am in Memphis during FBLA nationals
Kyle, tell me I smell like poop or something!-Julie S.
You is suckies!!!!-Kyle Sell
OH FER CUTE!!!!!!!!-Erin A. when she met my freshman
I've got millions of cells!-Brynn A.
If I had hands and you had a neck, I would squeeze your brain which is your body right out of your head which does not exist!-Carl, speaking the greatest quote ever!
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