For now this is the only thing I will have featured on the miscellaneous crap page, 'The Great Smurf Debacle,' a tale that just goes to show you, do NOT pose the question 'If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?' to several internet addicted teenagers at night. (note: this may take you awhile)

Jeremy: cory thought a flesh colored, since it could be the opposite of humans
Janna: yea thats what he told me it doesnt make any sense
Jeremy: LOL, it sort of does........people turn a blue color, so smurfs would turn a flesh color
Janna: okay humans turn blue from a lack of oxygen, the oxygen makes em pink, so if the smurfs are already so oxygen deprived as to make them blue, reducing their oxygen further would only make them turn a deeper blue
Jeremy: ahhaha, i agree w/ you there!
Jeremy: "Cory: She just can't admit when she's wrong; )"
Jeremy: hahahaha
Jeremy: someone has to do it!
Jeremy: haha, i just want to see you two argue
Janna: worms??
Cory: Yes!
Jeremy: eh?
Cory: They don't turn blue when you suffocate them!
Jeremy: lol
Jeremy: this is fun!!!
Janna: u suffocate worms!?!?! u sick weirdo!
Cory: WTF?
Jeremy: LOL
Janna: and why do we always get stuck on the smurf thing here, cory? I think u have some kind of obsession with them, vanity smurf
Jeremy: hahahaha
Cory: You see them on the curbs after rain storms
Cory: They're not blue!
Jeremy: LOL
Janna: they arent suffocating then!!
Cory: They're drowning!
Jeremy: haha
Janna: yea!
Cory: IT"S THE EXACT SAME THING!
Janna: its a difference
Jeremy: so, when someone drowns, don't they lost oxygen???
Cory: JEREMY IS A GOD
Jeremy: hahaha, thank you
Janna: no their lungs are getting filled with water, theres plentty of oxygen in the water they just cant take it in
Jeremy: I'm in the middle, you've both got good points to make!
Cory: Yeah, but they're blood isn't getting oxygen
Cory: their8
Janna: when ur bein choked u got no air, no oxygen period.
Jeremy: I see what janna's getting at too!!!
Cory: No no no
Cory: It's all about blood!
Cory: and your muscles!
Cory: Your blood isn't getting oxygen, so it turns blue
Cory: MWAHAHA
Cory: oops
Janna: haha u scared him away
Cory: But
Janna: cory give up.
Cory: Your blood doesn't get oxygen from water
Janna: you're freakin insane.
Janna: you're just babbling near complete nonsense now
Cory: Me?
Janna: yes
Cory: "Janna: no their lungs are getting filled with water, theres plentty of oxygen in the water they just cant take it in"
Cory: This makes no sense
Janna: yes it does!
Cory: I mean, it does
Cory: but it doesn't
Cory: You don't get oxygen in your blood if you drown
Cory: Worms don't turn blue when they drown...
Cory: It's the same as choking
Cory: You did leave
Jeremy: i had network problems
Janna: choking: adj : causing difficulty in breathing especially through lack of fresh air and presence of heat; a condition caused by blocking the airways to the lungs (as with food or swelling of the larynx) 2: the act of suffocating by constricting the windpipe
Jeremy: LOL
Cory: Okay... don't go into definitions here
Cory: All you need to know is this part
Jeremy: well, i'm here now!
Cory: through lack of fresh air
Cory: Drowning = no air
Cory: choking = no air
Jeremy: haha
Janna: shit
Janna: drown: To kill by submerging and suffocating in water or another liquid.
Jeremy: haha
Janna: but wait..wheres ur evidence that worms are drowning when theyre out there in the rain, and ur evidence that they dont turn blue??
Cory: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SCAN A DROWN WORM
Jeremy: hahahahahaha
Jeremy: you two are nuts!!!
Janna: well cmon u must admit..he's taken this way too seriously...weirdo smurf boy
Cory: You are insulting me!
Janna: mwahahahahaha he cries
Cory: *sniffle*
Jeremy: LOL
Jeremy: you're both taking it quite seriously!
Cory: Well she's the one who won't relent on this "Darker blue" thing
Cory: I say they could turn any color
Cory: Since we don't know what the anatomical structuce is
Cory: oops
Cory: structure
Janna: u did not u said theyd turn peach, then u start with this worm thing...
Jeremy: hey cory, read this: Unidentified Person: i think flesh like is completely out of the question
Jeremy: lol Unidentified Person: we would have to assume that their blood is blue
Jeremy: the reasoning was because we turn blue, so they would turn flesh
Janna: and hey, besides, worms arent blue
Jeremy: LOL
Cory: People aren't blue, either
Jeremy: and?
Janna: worms arent people! they cant be compared that way!
Jeremy: hahahahaha
Pam: I agree
Cory: Smurfs aren't people, either!
Jeremy: on what?
Cory: Smurfs live inside mushrooms
Pam: Smurfs are more like humans though...they can talk and breathe and stuff
Jeremy: anyways, jesse rue says the whole flesh-like appearance is not even close!
Cory: I never said they "HAVE TO" turn flesh colored
Cory: I just said you can't know for certain
Janna: yea so if smurfs are already blue, what does whatever color humans turn when theyre choked have anything to do with it??
Janna: I say we just blame the whole damn thing on jeremy, he started it
Pam: lol
Jeremy: I did not!!!!
Pam: look at your name
Janna: lol my friend matthew murphy just logged on..his screen name is 'murf' ..rhymes with smurf
Jeremy: shut up Pam
Cory: lol
Pam: lol
Janna: lol
Jeremy: lol
Pam: I don't listen to guys, sorry
Jeremy: j/k pam
Jeremy: ouch
Jeremy: hehehe, so what do you think though pam??
Cory: Smurfs are the devil's children
Pam: lol...I'm not sure...I'm siding more with Janna though...her thoughts sound more reasonable
Cory: j/k
Jeremy: I agree
Jeremy: sorry cory, but they do
Jeremy: LOL
Janna: muahahahaha
Jeremy: this is fun!!!
Pam: lol
Cory: what???
Jeremy: hehe
Cory: You can't tell me they absolutely turn blue
Janna: the smurfs?? or the worms? or maybe the humans?? make some sense, man!
Jeremy: I would say they turn a darker, deeper blue than they already are
Jeremy: hhahahaha, good call!
Janna: exactly what I was saying before, jeremy
Jeremy: I know!
Cory: WOOHOO!
Cory: Severe Thunderstorm for Southeaster Traill
Pam: lol
Cory: eastern*
Janna: lol
Jeremy: Yeah!!!!!!!!
Jeremy: I love storms!
Cory: Yes!!!!!!!!
Janna: I dunno what ...middle gf county is in for lol
Pam: just don't fall out your window watching it
Cory: http://new.in-forum.com/wday/radar.cfm?image=mvxaanim.gif
Jeremy: LOL, dont' worry! haha
Cory: Anyways
Jeremy: yeah
Cory: Smurfs are not human.. you can't say they turn bluer
Janna: but we can assume theyre mammals that breathe oxygen, correct?
Jeremy: but like pam said, they have tons of human characteristics!
Jeremy: correct!
Pam: hehe
Cory: Yes, but monkeys have human characteristics
Cory: are they human?
Cory: No
Jeremy: no, but they probably turn a shade of blue when they're choked
Janna: I was just gonna say that lol!
Cory: You choke monkeys????????
Janna: I agree with jeremy
Cory: You bastard!
Pam: you don't?
Janna: no we dont we are making an assumption
Pam: lol
Jeremy: thanks pam!!!
Pam: lol
Pam: np
Janna: not basing our thoughts on past observances of dieing animals like u have, cory
Jeremy: lol
Cory: Yes yes... but all mammals have mammory glands *heh, I said mammory *
Pam: lmao
Cory: How do we know that Smurfette had boobs?
Cory: She could stuff her bra
Cory: What a shame
Janna: but..she didnt really have any visible, cory
Jeremy: this is true
Pam: only a guy would think of something like that
Janna: I've read a story that they made her tape em down so she would fit in more with the guys
Jeremy: HEY!
Cory: wtf?
Cory: lol
Jeremy: i take offense to that!
Jeremy: LOL
Pam: sorry
Jeremy: where'd you read that janna??
Pam: are you finding websites?
Jeremy: LOL
Jeremy: who knows!
Janna: I have this incredible list of smurf fan sites with everything from smurf conspiracies to smurf fan fiction to smurf porn, trust me, people are weird enough out there to make such a thing
Cory: I TOLD YOU!!!!!
Cory: JEREMY!
Jeremy: lol
Jeremy: that's hilarious!!!!!
Jeremy: so are you in big w/ the smurf porn business then?
Cory: : x
Pam: lol
Janna: no I've only seen one instance of that
Jeremy: LOL
Janna: I've seen tooooons of smurfs are commies pages tho
Jeremy: hahaha
Cory: She looked at Vanity Smurf porn!
Pam: I've seen that too...the commie stuff
Jeremy: lol
Janna: oh so there IS vanity smurf porn?? when did u take the time to look that up, cory?
Jeremy: hahahaha
Pam: lmao
Cory: *digs himself out of hole*
Jeremy: LET'S SEND HIM TO THE SHAWN SHACK!!!!
Janna: yes!
Cory: lol
Jeremy: LOL
Jeremy: mwhahahaha
Janna: I'm sure shawn would appreciate the vanity smurf porn himself lol
Jeremy: haha, probably!
Cory: I do not look up smurf porn
Jeremy: lol
Cory: Only Janna is twisted enough
Jeremy: what do you think pam??
Pam: lol...I'd rather not go there
Jeremy: haha, good call!!!
Cory: But, the truth remains that nobody is sure Smurfette had mammory glands
Janna: maybe she never really hit puberty
Jeremy: this is true
Cory: SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT ALL LITTLE KIDS AREN"T HUMAN???
Cory: OR AREN"T MAMMALS?
Janna: cory....where do u get this reasoning?
Jeremy: I don't know
Pam: yeah, I'm lost
Janna: freakin insane I tell ya...
Cory: You said that smurfette may not have reached puberty
Pam: brb
Cory: ... *thinks* This all made sense a minute ago
Jeremy: lol
Janna: LOL
Pam: lol
Jeremy: yeah
Jeremy: hey, i've got a good one for ya!
Janna: (literally laffin out loud)
Cory: What, Jeremy
Jeremy: Val: he turns purple, cause cyanotic is not the only color that a person may turn when they are choking
Jeremy: that's what Val says!
Cory: Val is in medicine! She knows!
Janna: ooooh perhaps!
Cory: and we all know Janna likes purple; )
Cory: I'm happy with the purple reasoning
Jeremy: haha
Janna: mmm hmm!
Cory: We're all friends again?
Janna: yea I guess so
Jeremy: haha, so you're saying they only turn purple, or am i mixing that up?
Val: smurfs yes, but in a normal person it may be a cross between cyanotic and purple, depending the degree
Janna: Val fixed everything
Janna: lol thats great
Jeremy: so there, smurfs turn purple!!!!!
Cory: But what if smurfs aren't really blue Maybe we all just need to adjust our televisions
Jeremy: SHUT UP!!!!1
Jeremy: lol, j/k
Cory: lol
Janna: lol!
Janna: yes u stop trying to win, and I will refrain from saying that purple really is just a deeper shade of blue
Jeremy: hahahahaha
Jeremy: good one!
Cory: No no no... purple is not a deeper shade of blue
Jeremy: of course it is
Cory: yellow is the analogous color of purple, and orange is the analogous color of blue
Janna: a dark purple is the same as a dark blue practically
Janna: english cory quit makin stuff up
Cory: Now you're gonna tell me that orange is just a dark shade of yellow
Janna: I honestly dont quite understand that lol
Jeremy: hahaha
Jeremy: it is
Jeremy: lol, hahahaha
Cory: NO
Jeremy: tehehehe
Cory: Orange is a secondary color, just like Purple!
Jeremy: LOL
Janna: *lost *
Cory: Blue is a primary color!
Jeremy: I'm lost too! hahaha
Cory: it's a primary "pigment', sorry
Jeremy: i just like to argue! hehe
Janna: lol me too
Cory: You combine red and blue to make purple
Cory: so purple is not the same as blue
Janna: I can find loopholes in everything lol
Jeremy: hehe, i know!
Janna: but blue is part of purple
Janna: u got from blue TO purple...duh?
Cory: You can't argue with my puberty and mammal thing
Janna: purple is a deeper blue, its like the blue but with deep red added
Cory: because nobody understands it
Jeremy: lol
Cory: red is not a neutral pigment
Janna: wtf?!?!?
Janna: I am soooo lost
Cory: YES!
Jeremy: lol
Cory: you can only make a darker or lighter hue of a color with neutral pigment
Cory: like black or white
Cory: or brown
Jeremy: oh be quiet! haha
Cory: or grey
Cory: red isn't a neutral pigment... it's a primary pigment, so your arguement = false
Janna: wtf...fine then add brown u'll get purple eventually
Jeremy: *lost*
Cory: No!
Jeremy: hgahaha, true!
Cory: Add brown and you get puke color!
Cory: or a darker shade of blue
Janna: well fine then, add whatever u need to get purple then, whatever it is, u need blue before u get purple
Cory: but it's not technically purple
Cory: yes, you *do* need blue to get purple
Janna: AH HA!
Cory: wtf?
Janna: I win
Cory: WTF? YOU DO NOT!
Pam: then blue isn't technically blue because you need green and yellow to make blue
Cory: Nowhere close!
Janna: no u dont
Cory: Pam, that's light
Janna: yellow and blue make green
Pam: lol
Jeremy: huh??????
Pam: oh, oops
Pam: lol
Janna: just a tad incorrect
Janna: good try tho pam
Cory: We're talking pignments
Cory: not light
Cory: red, green, and yellow are the primary colors of light
Pam: I know nothing of pignments
Pam: lol
Janna: are we sure smurfs are colored by pigments? or perhaps they ARE colored by light
Cory: Wait!
Cory: They're on the TV, so they ARE Colored by light
Cory: WTF? We make a breakthrough
Pam: yay!
Janna: now everybody say thank you oh great genius, janna
Cory: No no.. it's Pam!
Cory: Janna just argues
Jeremy: hahahahaha
Jeremy: whatever! hehehe
Jeremy: it's all good
Pam: pfffft...me through stupidity...she was actually thinking at least
Cory: Talking about how Smurfette taped her boobs and stuff
Pam: I believe you talked about that too
Cory: I did not
Janna: yea, u did
Pam: we have proof
Janna: u brought up her 'mammary glands' in the first place, cory
Cory: I avoided that, because she said something about not hitting puberty!
Pam: lol
Cory: Yes, i talked about how we aren't *sure* she has mammary glands
Janna: yea I said that after YOU said that she doesnt have mammary glands!
Cory: I never said she DIDN'T!
Janna: (I am soooo saving this convo lol)
Pam: here we go again
Pam: lol
Cory: You said something about "Well, maybe she hasn't reached puberty"
Pam: why would she just say that out of the blue though?
Janna: yea I said taht as a reason for her not having the mammary glands that U brought up
Janna: u brought them up to try and shoot down my mammals idea
Cory: But, the truth remains that nobody is sure Smurfette had mammory glands
Janna: maybe she never really hit puberty
Janna: nyeh
Jeremy: see see, cory brought up the mammory glands first!!!
Janna: tehehehe
Pam: you just proved yourself wrong...yeah! What Jeremy said
Jeremy: haha, thank you
Jeremy: brb
Cory: Of course I did! Because you people *assumed* they were mammals
Janna: and why shouldnt we?? they're intelligent bipeds with hair
Cory: All Mammals have mammary glands
Pam: bah...
Janna: yea but when was the last time u saw a cat with boobs, cory?
Cory: Janna, they lived in mushrooms!
Pam: lmao
Cory: Huh? cat with boobs?
Pam: just a minute! this site calls them humanoids!
Janna: cats have mammary glands, but they arent as, how shall I say it, prominent, as those of humans
Cory: humanoids!
Janna: lol pams doin research
Cory: Not true humans
Pam: http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/saturday/sa1206.php
Janna: maybe shes just got nipples like on a cat or something
Pam: second paragraph
Pam: lol @ Janna
Cory: But what if she doesn't?
Janna: well now how the hell are we supposed to try and figure that out, cory?
Cory: Nobody can really know unless they looked down her dress
Cory: THAT"S MY REASONING ALL ALONG!!!!!
Pam: lol
Cory: How do we know what color they turn?
Cory: WE DON'T!
Pam: didn't we agree on purple?
Janna: thats why we are theorizing
Janna: yea, we did
Cory: Sounded fine to me
Janna: but u brought up the mammal thing again
Cory: Then Janna said this Dark blue stuff
Janna: muahahahhaha
Pam: lol
Cory: You guys started talking about previous reasons! I just mentioned the mammal thing
Janna: lol
Cory: and then you guys jumped down my throat again
Cory: Next you're gonna me saying that I'm gonna look up Smurfette's dress or something
Cory: oops
Cory: gonna be*
Pam: lol
Pam: you said it, not us
Pam: lol
Cory: Janna's the one looking at smurfy porn!
Janna: am not!
Cory: You admitted it!
Janna: I just found it I never said I looked at it
Pam: you mentioned Vanity Smurf Porn
Janna: and besides u say looking like I still do it I havent seen it in a long time
Janna: see matthew understands me
Janna: "Janna: wow..this smurf thing has gotten out of hand...now we're arguing whether or not smurfs are mammals
Matthew: THERE CARTOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Janna: Janna says theyre intelligent bipeds with hair so they most likely are mammals, but oh no, Cory has to say 'but smurfette doesnt have boobs'
Mattew: there young yet
Janna: yea thats what I said he did
Janna: n't understand the concept"
Cory: I NEVER SAID SMURFETTE DOESN"T HAVE BOOBS!
Pam: lol
Cory: I said nobody knows
Janna: I'm sure smurfette does
Pam: lmao
Cory: How are you so sure
Pam: good one!
Janna: " Matthew: he's never had boobs has he
Janna: cory?? lol
Janna: I sure hope not
Matthew: ok
Cory: wtf?
Janna: I dunno it was just funny
Cory: How would you know Have you ever looked down my shirt?
Pam: lol
Janna: what the hell are u insinuating?
Cory: lol
Pam: lol...yikes
Janna: asfhjasgklhierugh
Cory: You can't argue with me
Janna: so confused now
Janna: no but I can tell people that i have evidence that shows that cory has boobs
Pam: lmao
Cory: ?
Janna: u gave me reason to doubt that u had never had boobs!
Pam: you and Missy would get along great, Janna...lol
Cory: It's the same evidence that I don't know that other SADD people aren't She-males
Cory: See
Janna: *slaps cory*
Pam: lol
Cory: Ahhh.... this conversation is great
Pam: no kidding...why is that cartoon conversations are the best, yet sometimes disturbing at the same time?
Janna: lol
Cory: Smurfette coulda been a she-male
Pam: omg
Pam: lol
Janna: *sigh*...I give up
Janna: cory, ur freakin insane
Jeremy: you're still talking about smurfs???
Pam: lol
Janna: yea
Jeremy: sorry, my parents just got home, had to talk to them
Janna: lol its oka
Janna: y
Cory: But I gotta run... if you guys find some "ground-breaking evidence" to lead me to believe that: 1. Smurfette is indeed a woman 2. Smurfs are human 3. Smurfs have blood and 4. Smurfette has mammary glands e-mail me
Janna: u didnt miss out on much intelligent conversation
Janna: okay
Janna: byebye
Jeremy: bye bye
Pam: lol
Cory: You just wanna get rid of me
Pam: goodnight Cory
Jeremy: lol
Jeremy: bye
Cory: I make good points!
Cory: Bye
Janna: lol!
Pam: lol
Janna: nitey nite
Jeremy: goodnight
Jeremy: hehe
Cory: take care
Jeremy: yup
Janna: welllllll now that that ordeal's over...lol
Jeremy: he's insane! haha
Jeremy: LOL
Janna: yea thats what matthew and I agreed too
Pam: I'm going to find proof if it takes all night
Janna: lol!
Janna: I am saving this conversation lol
Jeremy: hahahaha
Jeremy: lol, it'll be a classic!