I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason:� "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want� them to cross there anymore. This one was from Kingman, KS.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:

� My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.� She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal� lettuce."??He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.� And he was a Kansas City chef!

IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an� airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your� baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, "If it� was without my knowledge, how would I know? He smiled� knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask." Happened in� Birmingham, Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

� The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross� the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged� coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer� was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the� light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are� blind people doing driving?!" She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

IDIOT:

At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was� leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager� commented cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more� often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each� other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare. This was a� bunch at Texas Instruments.�

IDIOT SIGHTING:

� I work with an individual who plugged her power strip Back� into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why� her system would not turn on. A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.

IDIOT SIGHTING:

� When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to� pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in� it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the� door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I� announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he� replied, "I know - I already got that side."� This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!