LAWS OF OUR DAILY LIVES
Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
Law of the Alibi: Variation Law: Law of the Bath: Law of Close Encounters: Law of the Result: Law of Biomechanics: Law of the Theatre:
Law of Coffee: Murphy's Law of Lockers:
Law of Rugs/Carpets:
Brown's Law: Wilson's Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it
