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| Lord of the Rug(s) | |||||||||
| I am the rug lord, I rule the rugs worldwide. I will soon have some pictures of me in my royal rug robes. And probably clowing around and the like. | |||||||||
| Carpet is a wonderful thing, you must worship it. Don't let the shiny evilness of polished wood floors seduce you into giving up the faith. Red carpets, oooh. Green carpets... you could pitch a tent and make owl noises, and wish you had a garden. Yes. Indeed. | |||||||||
| Mad? I'm not mad, how dare you! | |||||||||