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| Conspiracy Report The Rowe Conspiracy I have been pondering this for a long time and I've come to the conclusion that Rowe has gathered an army of biroes! RUN!!!!! Jane's Addiction Conspiracy For anyone who doesn't know, Jane's Addiction is a band, a porn band at that! Amzzz and i have uncovered that Luke is actually a porn director and he directs their porn videos! And porn music. He also forces Tory Whatshername to perform, using a whip. Teamed up with his assistant, Dougie, they force everyone to do porn at Dangar Island, which is actually Ancient Latin-Slavonic for Porn Island! They've even made a film called Flesh Matt, in which they forced Mal and Matt to do porn. So watch out if you're ever alone with Luke... Food Cases You know those people who throw lollies out at concerts and stuff? They're in a conspiracy against you. They want to make sure they throw a lolly to everyone except you. So I propose an uprising against them! Floppy Disks They're stupid and i hate them! Always stuffing up at the worst moment! Burn'em all, i say! Ancient Greek and Roman Pricks Oh, those pricks! I declare war on the Ancient Greek AND Roman Army coz they're the worst! There's Theseus, who left his girlfriend (who saved his life!) on a desert island because 'he forgot'! You think guys would've learned that that excuse doesn't work! And what about Achilles and his son son, whose name i've forgotten, who raided temples and raped priestesses! And that Roman tax collector guy who took all of Boudicca's possessions and raped her and her daughters! I'm talking little girls! Let's all kill the pricks, even though they're already dead! |
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