| Hi everyone! I am an evil swamp monster called Jane from Headless Road. And I am a headless donkey called Julianne also from Headless Road. And this is our awfully boring story! It is a tale in the time of bloodshed and murder where one lone donkey rises and turns it into a tale of survival and hope. Well, sort of. And here it is (finally) HEY YOU! STOP WHISPERING! WE�RE TRYING TO TELL A STORY! Well, sort of. By the way this is rated H15+; for headless audiences only. So if you�re not headless, GET LOST! You can also rent this at Video Ezy under Headless Donkeys. Once upon a time of bloodshed and murder, there was an evil executive of an evil kitchen knife company called Amelia Slashem. She was a wonderful friend to the evil swamp monster and the donkey, but, when she had PMS she killed the monster and cut off the donkey�s head. But not yet. BE PATIENT! One day, in that evil kitchen knife company building, they heard a scream. It came down the hall where a putrid stink of swamp came. The evil swamp monster had a knife covered with blood. She had just murdered a fish for lunch! Amelia ran down the hall and (as she had an awful stomach cramp, and was in a bad mood. You know!) she screamed �I�ll get you evil swamp monster! That was my fish! I was going to make fish cakes with it!� She grabbed her large �Slashem, Special Edition� knife and slashed! But the donkey was going for a nice morning walk and got in the way. Through this came a great revolution! In which Headless Donkeys and Evil Swamp Monsters fought for freedom. In this Julianne screamed (without a head, of course) �You shall take my head but you will never have our BODIES!� THE END Don�t miss the thrilling sequel, Headless Street. You shall be thrilled when the swamp monster loses her head (literally). |
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