My Test Scores...


The Spark

The Gay Test:
"Straight female"
people less gay than you (75%)
people just as gay as you (2%)
people gayer than you (22%)

MENTOR (Submissive Extrovert Abstract Thinker )

Like just 6% of the population you are a MENTOR (SEAT). Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong.

The reality is that you DON'T really WANT to impose personal views or beliefs on others. Yet you are extroverted and intelligent, and you like to get involved. So you help others with the pursuit of knowledge.

You're the reason that people say "teachers are also students." You are as much a learner as a master, and this satisfies you.

You won't die a lonely death, but towards the end you'll grow introspective, wondering if your life meant anything. This will last for decades, and you'll die after your spouse.

Am not. The one at the bottom of the page suits me.

Democrat
Threat rating: High. The Bush administration is
concerned that it may not get a second term.
Therefore, we are going to change the rules so
that each Democrat vote only counts as 0.2
votes because Democrat is a shorter word than
Republican

Democrat? Yeah, no shit.
What threat to the Bush Administration are you?

Atheist
Threat rating: extremely low. You may think you can
subvert the government, but if you should try
you will be smited mightily because God likes
us best.

What threat to the Bush administration are you?
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MEMETIC SHOCK LEVEL 03 (0-4): borderline Enlightened. Purgatory; the
countercultural realm. The more interesting Atheists, Libertarians,
Transhumanists, and Modern Satanists dwell here, together with other
freethinking and politically incorrect types. Congratulations, you're just a
couple candles short of Enlightenment! Keep honing those clearly present rational,
taboo-smashing instincts, and one day you too might become an Enlightened Transtopian Master.

Enlightenment Quiz

4degreez

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Moderate

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Personality Disorder Test How messed up ARE you?

Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

Paranoid
Paranoid personality disorder is characterized by a distrust of others and a constant suspicion that people around you have sinister motives. People with this disorder tend to have excessive trust in their own knowledge and abilities and usually avoid close relationships with others. They search for hidden meanings in everything and read hostile intentions into the actions of others. They are quick to challenge the loyalties of friends and loved ones and often appear cold and distant to others. They usually shift blame to others and tend to carry long grudges.

Schizoid
People with schizoid personality disorder avoid relationships and do not show much emotion. They genuinely prefer to be alone and do not secretly wish for popularity. They tend to seek jobs that require little social contact. Their social skills are often weak and they do not show a need for attention or acceptance. They are perceived as humorless and distant and often are termed "loners."

Schizotypal
Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult to follow.

Antisocial
A common misconception is that antisocial personality disorder refers to people who have poor social skills. The opposite is often the case. Instead, antisocial personality disorder is characterized by a lack of conscience. People with this disorder are prone to criminal behavior, believing that their victims are weak and deserving of being taken advantage of. They tend to lie and steal. Often, they are careless with money and take action without thinking about consequences. They are often agressive and are much more concerned with their own needs than the needs of others.

Borderline
Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing themselves injury. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. They think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.

Histrionic
People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to discribe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress provacatively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. They also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative.

Narcissistic
Narcissistic personality disorder is characterized by self-centeredness. Like histrionic disorder, people with this disorder seek attention and praise. They exaggerate their achievements, expecting others to recongize them as being superior. They tend to be choosy about picking friends, since they believe that not just anyone is worthy of being their friend. They tend to make good first impressions, yet have difficulty maintaining long-lasting relationships. They are generally uninterested in the feelings of others and may take advantage of them.

Avoidant
Avoidant personality disorder is characterized by extreme social anxiety. People with this disorder often feel inadequate, avoid social situations, and seek out jobs with little contact with others. They are fearful of being rejected and worry about embarassing themselves in front of others. They exaggerate the potential difficulties of new situations to rationalize avoiding them. Often, they will create fantasy worlds to substitute for the real one. Unlike schizoid personality disorder, avoidant people yearn for social relations yet feel they are unable to obtain them. They are frequently depressed and have low self-confidence.

Dependent
Dependent personality disorder is characterized by a need to be taken care of. People with this disorder tend to cling to people and fear losing them. They may become suicidal when a break-up is imminent. They tend to let others make important decisions for them and often jump from relationship to relationship. They often remain in abusive relationships. They are overly sensitive to disapproval. They often feel helpless and depressed.

Obsessive-Compulsive
Obsessive-Compulsive personality disorder is similar to obsessive-compulsive anxiety disorder. People with this disorder are overly focused on orderliness and perfection. Their need to do everything "right" often interferes with their productivity. They tend to get caught up in the details and miss the bigger picture. They set unreasonably high standards for themselves and others, and tend to be very critical of others when they do not live up to these high standards. They avoid working in teams, believing others to be too careless or incompetent. They avoid making decisions because they fear making mistakes and are rarely generous with their time or money. They often have difficulty expressing emotion.

You are Palm OS. Punctual, straightforward and very useful.  Your mother wants you to do more with your life like your cousin Wince, but you're happy with who you are.
Which OS are You?

Emode

What's Your Theme Song?

I Will Survive

The fiery confidence you normally keep under wraps blazes in your eyes every time your theme song turns on the table. People stand back and wait to be impressed by you�whether leading a project team, or firing up for a girls' night out. You mean business and people look to your leadership because you're so sure of yourself. So whether you're looking fine in the latest styles or throwing a bone to your 70's polyester double-knit blouse, this disco anthem always reminds you that you are true to yourself and are one of the lucky few who recognize that change starts first on the inside. Whether you're in your car, at a party, or on a date, you feel more resilient than John Travolta's acting career when your song comes throbbing through the speakers. Your friends dig you because you've learned to say what's on your mind. Life's too sweet to feel hurt and misunderstood. Yes indeed, with this as your theme song, you don't have to worry about surviving. You're well on your way to succeeding.

Optimist or Pessimist?

Geez, who rained on your parade? Okay, so you don't have the same Eeyore-ish attitude as a true pessimist, but you definitely aren't expecting good things to happen, either. Even when the weatherman is sure of sun, you carry an umbrella. And we're willing to bet that you're at least somewhat sarcastic � you like making fun of those suckers who are always looking on the bright side of life. You don't trust people readily; they have to earn their spot in your good graces. (In fact, you may even feel like you have enough friends and don't really need any more.) After all, nobody's giving you anything in this world � it's every man for himself. But you're not completely devoid of hope. Admit it: Somewhere deep inside is a tiny part of you that truly believes at least one cloud out there has a silver lining. Try listening to that part a little more often and see what happens.

Other


See which Whose Line is it Anyway? cast member you are!

  • My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, which member of rammstein are you?, is christoph


    I re-tested, and now got Christoph. *shrug*



    Wei�es Fleisch
    You must have something against the sun.
    That explains your constanly wearing tinted goggles and your painfully white skin.

    which member of rammstein are you? find out here!


    :: how jedi are you? ::

    Clarissa
    Clarissa Explains it All. Little brothers piss you
    off and your best friend climbs up a ladder... But of course that's not weird to you because
    you're Clarissa Darling

    What's Your 90's Nickelodeon Show?
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    My life is rated PG-13.
    What is your life rated?

    dra
    You are Form 5, Dragon: The Weaver. You are Form 5, Dragon: The Weaver. "And The Dragon seperated the virtuous from the sinful. He tore his eyes from his sockets and used them to peer into the souls of those on trial to make a judgement. He knew that with endless knowledge came endless responsibility." Some examples of the Dragon Form are Athena (Greek), St. Peter (Christian), and Surya (Indian). The Dragon is associated with the concept of intelligence, the number 5, and the element of wood. His sign is the crescent moon. As a member of Form 5, you are an intelligent and wise individual. You weigh options by looking at how logical they are and you know that while there may not always be a right or wrong choice, there is always a logical one. People may say you are too indecisive, but it's only because you want to do what's right. Dragons are the best friends to have because they're willing to learn.

    Which Mythological Creature Are You?


    Take the What High School Stereotype Are You? quiz.

    First time I tested, I got this (hadn't seen it yet, so I retried):
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    Fight Club!
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    Lord of the Rings!

    Tilly!
    You marry Till! Wow, you lucky bitch, you got the
    frontman! Too bad I already have him :P Oh, no
    no no. We're not married. He's just my sex
    slave. I doubt he wants to get re-married
    anyway. Good luck getting him to propose :P

    Which Rammsteiner would you most likely marry (if you had a chance in hell)?
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    Fuck..I wanted Schneider or Richard...

    Oliver hater!
    You hate Olli/Oliver! Well, you can't really hate
    someone who just stares and acts like he's in
    some far off la-la land when he DOES actually
    talk. He's kinda creepy with the black tape and
    stage-personna, but he is a good bassist.
    And...I'm sure he's a really nice guy. Who
    would actually know, though?
    Which Rammstein-er do you hate?

    Till and Christoph
    No-con goodness! They probably hooked up one night
    and Till hasn't untied Doom from the bed in
    possibly a week. He uses him as personal sex
    toy, beating and raping him any and every
    chance he can get. Which...is all the time.
    Biting, blood, ownership is all your style.
    Yum. ^~!

    That is so not right.
    What is your Rammstein slash pairing?

    du riechst so gut
    You are the Du Riechst So Gut video (although not
    the embarrassing one from 1995). You are
    obviously lost in the crowd and are part of a
    bigger purpose, but you're too busy following
    your instincts to really get what it is.
    You're also hopelessly zombie-like and evil,
    and a whole lot of birds have taken a whole lot
    of dumps in your hair, but... All those boobs
    and the fact that you have some sort of crotch
    plate on is your saving grace.
    Which Rammstein music video are you?

    You are Tera Patrick
    You are Tera Patrick! A spunky, smart, exotic
    beauty, you are many men's ideal partner. You
    like it rough, but have a softer, caring side
    too.

    Which pornstar are you?
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    Call me a homocidal adventurer
    You could be the pretty boy of homicidal maniacs,
    if you were willing to admit that's what you
    are. You see yourself as an intelligent, witty,
    well-adjusted person who kills people every now
    and then. You're always the life of the party
    and can attract people without even trying. You
    seek out the pleasure and the cheap thrill
    wherever they may lie, and don't care if it's
    pleasure or pain.

    What Lovable Fictional Sociopath Are You?
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  • My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which Pink Floyd Song are You?, is Another Brick in the Wall part 2

  • My #2 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which Pink Floyd Song are You?, is Comfortably Numb

  • My #3 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which Pink Floyd Song are You?, is One of These Days

  • My #4 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which Pink Floyd Song are You?, is Us & Them

  • My #5 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, Which Pink Floyd Song are You?, is Money

    Which Fantasy/SciFi Character Are You?

    But, according to another one....

    Myers-Briggs would say that you are an INTJ (Introvert, Intuitive, Thinker, Judger). In Star Trek language, you share a basic personality configuration with Jean-Luc Picard and Seven of Nine.

    People like you are generally autonomous, aloof, and intellectual. You sometimes give the impression you have no need of others, but you're intensely curious and driven to learn. You're cautious with others socially and respond best to people who don't push you to be friendly or affectionate. You appreciate when others follow your lead and accept your criticism in the helpful spirit in which it is intended. You're calm by nature and feel off-balance when confronted by highly emotional people.

    You're highly organized and expect the same of others. You analyze automatically and enjoy seeing patterns and trends. When your mind is made up, that's it, which means that while you're definitive and strong, you can be stubborn and arrogant.

    You respond best to other people's needs when they tell you about them clearly. You value honesty greatly. You prize people who listen to you and respect your ideals. You are somewhat contemptuous of those who don't pay attention to what you say.

    You're a conservative dresser, but you have a unique and personal style.

    Your primary goal in life is achieving independence and being able to live according to your own standards. Your reward is continual expansion of your competence and knowledge.

    Good careers for your type include being a starship captain, intellectual property attorney, news analyst, design engineer, software developer, inventor, Webmaster, architect, and ex-Borg.

    you're so dumb
    you are the "you're so dumb" happy bunny.
    you are brutal in your words and enjoy putting
    others down.

    which happy bunny are you?
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    Umm...whatever.

    Your soul is worth �9137. For your peace of mind, 81% of people have a purer soul than you.
    We Want Your Soul


    Which Family Guy Character are you? Take the Quiz!
    Edit: WTF? Okay, I tested as Stewie. I'm a good mix of him & Brian.

    Germany
    Germany

    What Country Are You?
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    Deutschland? Whatever.

    http://www.chuckchamblee.com/dom/fun/yankee_dixie_quiz.htm
    78% (Dixie). That is a pretty strong Southern score!

    Sean Bean
    This self assured Englishman is the guy for you.
    Sean Bean is a king at shakespeare. How bout a
    round of Romeo and Juliet?!? (Boromir)

    Which Lord of the Rings actor is your best match?
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    Stranger in a strange land, you are slowly making this place your home. You are J'onn J'onzz, the Martian Manhunter. The last of your kind, you are a god among mortals. Yet all you
    Stranger in a strange land, you are slowly making
    this place your home. You are J'onn J'onzz, the
    Martian Manhunter. The last of your kind, you
    are a god among mortals. Yet all you want is to
    belong.

    Which DC Super Hero Are You?
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    Take the quiz: "WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU?"

    Atheist
    You are Godless! You could care less about religion. As far as you're concerned, if you can't see, touch and kick something, it's not real to you. You're day-to-day activities consist of eating, working, sleeping and the occasional Internet or coffee shop debate. Lastly, if anyone chooses to preach at you otherwise, you will either leave or debate them until they finally shut up.

    Earth
    Your element is Earth. I hate to say it but you are
    down to earth. Stubborn and loyal. You tend to
    want to nurture others and you are the one
    person friends always come to for awnsers.
    Without people like you others would be flying
    over the edge because, whether you know it or
    not you keep a steady beat to your life and
    will end up where you want to in the end. There
    is a sureness about you that is hard to match
    that draws people to you. No matter what
    happens the Earth keeps turning.

    What's your element
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    what decade does your personality live in?

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    Bahaha, so true.

    Which CSI are you

    Dr. Al Robbins

    Your grandfather-like and you don't talk to the dead people like that other crazy M.E in Miami.

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    Feh, whatever. I'm more like Grissom, Sarah, or Cat.

    I'm A 1960s Geek
    You're pretty quirky and weird but we know you're smart and love you anyway!
    find your geek decade at spacefem.com

    Which Famous Revolutionary Are You?

    Che Guevara

    �At the risk of seeming ridiculous, let me say that the true revolutionary is guided by a great feeling of love.�

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    What type of weather are you?

    Tornado

    You are a tornado. People KNOW when you're around. Some fear you.

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    Green Tea
    Green Tea... You are Green Tea! Strong and very smart you prefer peace to violence
    and very rarely take action if it involves
    confrontation. But you make up for this with
    your keen insight and understanding of the
    world and people around you, you have a very
    mysterious nature. Many people see you as laid
    back and that may be true but you are very
    intelligent and make good decisions.

    What type of Tea are you? {-With Anime Pictures!-}
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    What Famous Leader Are You?
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    If you were on South Park, what would you look like and who would your friends be? (for girls) by vexedfusion
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    You are a WHORE!
    Dun dun dun, this is you...
    Percentage of people who like this character..: 70%
    The Jewjust_jordan
    The Fat Oneantisoccermom
    The Loverjoycamp
    The Poor Onemistymoonfall
    The Gay Teacherprozac123
    Kyle's Bitchy Mommst3kgirl
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    You are ebay.com You like to buy and sell things, mostly junk.  Your friends search hard, and find the buried treasure within you. You are successful and powerful.
    Which Website are You?

    manos5
    You are The Master! You are EVIL and have no problems sacrificing those
    around you to serve your Dark God Manos! You
    will stop at nothing to make certain the world
    belongs to you and your Dark Overlord. You are
    in charge and everyone will know it...one way
    or another! Mwah ha ha!

    Which 'Manos Hands of Fate' Character Are You?
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    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/subst/home/home.html/102-3578996-9029711

    What Is Your Battle Cry?

    Lo! Who is that, stalking through the fields! It is Schwarzewitwe, hands clutching a meaty axe! She grunts thunderously:

    "I'm going to hack into your brain, and type FORMAT C: !!"

    Find out!
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