You Know Your Obsessed When...
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- You ride to the next castle and ask if they still need pages.~Clenda
- You make a fire, touch it and are surprised because it really hurt and burnt your skin.~Clenda
- Next Halloween you walk around in a golden armor.~Clenda
- When someone insults you tell them they better stop or they will face the true wrath of your gift.
- You drop your glasses and pick up purple contacts instead (I so wanted to but my mom wouldn�t let me. Life is unfair!!!!! Hmmmmmm�..maybe I could get some and not wear them around her.)
- You dye your hair red.
- You wear a rock on a chain around your neck and insist the Mother Goddess gave it to you.
- You cut your hair extremely short and use the masculine form of your name (Jane a.k.a. John) and tell few people you are truly female.
- When you see a really tall man with black hair you run up to him and ask him if his name is Numair.
- You walk around all day in a black robe and if people question you, you tell them you must show everyone how you are one of the greatest mages in the world.
- You try to handle red hot metal with no protection and are surprised when it�s still hot when it touches your skin.
- You talk to animals and wait for them to talk back and if they don�t you assume they must be in a bad mood.
- You won�t eat game of any kind.
- You won�t even consider going out with a guy if he isn�t at the extreme least four years older than you.
- You sleep with a bow, just in case.
- Every time you swear it is by one of the gods found in TP�s books (the Great Mother Goddess, Mithros, etc.)
- You practice your new Shang fighting methods on your siblings.
- You get into a major fight at school and when you go to see the principle your excuse is: I fell down!! Honest!!!
- When some one mentions the word ORDEAL you start to shiver.
- When the sparrows in your yard don�t listen to you, you are forever traumatized.
- When people ask you who you have a crush on, you say King Jonathan and ignore the strange looks they give you.
- You name your cat, even if it is not black Faithful (I have a black cat!! I named it Blue though.)
- You're tongue begins to slip and you continuosly call your brother "Thom". (Thanks Kayla)
- You act out different scenes from the books with only you, yourself, and your cat named Faithful.
- You swoon whenever you hear the words George, Jonathan, Liam, Numair or *Sigh* NEAL!!!
- You won't even go near the kid at school named Roger even if h e is a really nice person.
- When some one asks you where you�re from you say Pirates� Swoop and when they don�t seem to recognize the name you go, �Oh you must not be too familiar with Tortall. It�s a couple days ride southwest of Corus.� When they still seem confused you walk away muttering to yourself about people these days.
- You call your history teacher Sir Myles and your gym teacher The Stump.
- You have a great fear of the TV show Mr. Rogers.
- If you have toy horses you name them things like Moonlight, Darkmoon, Cloud, etc.
- You try to convince everyone you know to read TP�s books.
- Your email address has something to do with Tammy's books.
- The first thing you do when you get on the internet is search for Tortall websites
- You have your own website about Tortall or TP
- You are reading this list
- You find it enjoyable (well of course you do!!)
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