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| Top 10 Reasons that I am a Good Girl... |
| 1.� I let the baby stay. 2.� I let Daddy sleep in the big bed. 3.� I never pee on Mommy's stuff. 4.� I put up with cats. 5.� I have boyfriends in multiple dog breeds. 6.� I spend several hours each day holding down the couch, so it doesn't float away. 7.�� I plan to get a job, like those movie and commercial pugs, as soon as I feel the couch is safe. 8.���� Everyone is given an equal opportunity to love me. 9.����� Although I am deaf when someone yells, "Come Here", I am always able to hear the word "Cheese"� just fine. 10. For the right type of treat, I can forgive anything. |
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