Diane Law - Computer Science
"3, 3. Everyone had better 3, or else!"
"It costs more work to do nothing here than it does to do nothing over here"
"And here you'd have parameters that said, oh, treasure, bomb, murderous Nazi..."
"Sex would be a boolean value"
Ioanna Dionysiou - Computer Science
"You start with 0 points. I'm not saying you all have an F. Ok, yes. You all have an F"
"Maybe some people didn't get the rules right. Let me repeat them: NO CHEATING!"
"I said I wouldn't curve grades because that is unfair. However, I didn't say anyting about shifting the grades"
"You know, we Greeks, we are very intellectual"
"Are you sure I confused you? Or were you already confused before?"
"It is that animal name, E-W-E, that I forgot how to pronounce"
"Cat is not less than a cat"
"Take the opposite of what he said, and you will have the correct answer"
Collin Huges - English
"Of course, this is making me look like an idiot"
"He's brilliant. He's also in the grave"
"I'm using a similie to describe a metaphore. That's getting kind of convoluted"
"It's a Dick Tracey meets lasagna kind of thing"
"Confiscating The Daily Evergreen is my favorite thing in life. I love protecting people from bad writing"
"Once we've seen George Cloony's naked buff, we're out of there"
"Dark Matter - Brother of Darth Vader"
"I don't want to go Ad Hominem on them"
"I've been here for 14 years! Ha ha ha ha....oh my God"
"It's a Bambi meets Godzilla kind of thing"
Patricia Kuzyk - Economics
"Money is genrally circulated, unless you bury it in your yard. But thats only if you're weird"
"No, you just spend money on the woman. If you purchased the woman, that would be an investment"
"The solution to all your problems is drugs"
"Some of them were full grown, some of them were juvenilles, and some of them were living pink eraser things"
"When candidates are running for office, they say yes to anything. Just like a drunken Co-ed."
"Bring me the prize from the Cracker Jack box. I need to calculate GDP"
"Alan Greenspan is in it for the babes"
"Did I tell you the story of the time my hair was on fire and I didn't notice?"
"Let loose, color it as dark or as light as you like"
"I had a point...uh..."
"I have a hankering for some Yen"
"Are minimum wage laws a good witch or a bad witch?"
"A tax is analogous to a punch in the face"
"Have you ever played with mercury? I have, that's why I'm a little bit crazy"
"Oh shut up! I knew that, I was just testing you!"
David Shier - Philosophy
"Woohoo! We get to kill people now!"
"Resolve to break a new law everyday. Keep a law-breaking journal and review at the end of the month. Try to beat your own score!"
"Would you rather have a hard working axe murderer or a lazy axe murderer?"
"That was wrong, so I'll have a few more drinks and forget it"
"I'm gonna shut up now"
"I don't know about you guys, but I'm getting something out of this class"
"Thats just a normal insane digression due to migraine pyrotechnics"
"Damn philosphers!!!!"
"Don't get me started on HMO's, I'll have to get my Darth Vader Helmet and speak evil about HMO's"
"My head is 10 feet wide and filled with cement"
"Bury my entire, unmutilated body under the tree"
"I need to purge my vocabulary of meat-centered metaphores"
