"I have my napkin of intelligence"
"I had a dream that I was assistant-coaching Junior High Softball, which was weird because I hate sports and I hate kids. But I got a red windbreaker out of it"
Stacy has trouble with her keyboard on MSN:
Stacy(Phantom Airplane) Says: I wasnm
Phantom Airplane Says: wasn
Phantom Airplane Says: wasn
Jeff Irwin(Jeffrey) Says: wasn?
Phantom Airplane Says: I am unable to type that word
Jeffrey Says: wasn't?
Phantom Airplane Says: Yes. I quit after three tries
"Sponge-cake? Why would I want to contaminate my coffee with sponge-cake!?!?!?"
"I don't have cobwebs, I have Enya!"
"I'm really tired, so I keep saying stupid things like 'The Bomb' and 'Ya Man'"
"I had a dream that I lost my train pass, and I just can't handle that kind of stress"
"He wanted a piece of trash to play with. You didn't qualify."
"Have you heard our new distraction? It's called rape the RA"
"You need to do crunches so I can wash my clothes on your stomach. And I'm not talking delicates"
