It's cold. You can't tell me it's not cold because I can't feel my ass
My physics prof tried to slit his wrists with a marker
James's ass could turn back invading Mongol Hordes
I have an idea, and I want to market it. It's called a "Despair Sandwich". You eat it, and then you want to die.
Corinthian's letter to Paul:
Dear Paul,
FUCK OFF
Love,
The Corinthians
