My math professor is going for that "Train Conductor" look
There is nothing more horrifying than what people do in their spare time
I think that too much of my memory is devoted to song lyrics
I'll compromise myself for pastry, but not for boys
Nice body. Did it come with the cereal or did you have to send away for it?
They're serious when they say "Caution, not for human consumption"
I had better win the Most Fabulous Programmer Diva of the Year Award, or I'll be seriously pissed off
Anyone who wants to have sex with me should probably take their clothes off first
HotMath.com - Sexy math professors show all while doing quadratic equations
Do you think I should get a tatoo on my ass that says "Open 24 Hours"?
Um, excuse me, God? Well, this life is crap. Can I have another one?
It's a Pavlov's dog "Stop ringing that fucking bell" sort of thing
How the Hell is cranberry juice supposed to know if you are socially challenged or not?
Is there any way I can avoid seeing my TA's ass?
It has been scientificly shown that it is hilarious when people die because of their own stupidity
Oh my God. Our Computer Science professor just asked if we all had girlfriends. Does she not have eyes? It's a sea of cutoff jeans, greasy hair, bad complexions and Anime T-Shirts!
Is it normal to want to see your RA beaten with sticks?
They're just greeting cards, they're not immortal! Throw 'em away already!
I'm going through Kleenex like they're made of paper! Oh wait...
Two concepts escape me: Words and Throwing Things
This is no ordinary dust. This is the most evil and cunning dust you'll ever come accross
Yoga Football?
YOGA FOOTBALL!?!?
Holy fucking shit!
Yoga Football!
If you start hitting on me, I can't promise that I won't throw-up
Anything that incorporates belly-dancing, poetry, rock 'n' roll and pole vaulting must be some sort of sin
I shall not rest until all traces of Southern Rock are wiped from the face of the earth