"My slippers are such whores, I don't know who's room they're in!"
"I don't think farmer Joe would like me plowing over his entire crop"
"When I'm around, Koto bridges go flying into the audience"
"My lord boy, take a chance. The worst that can happen is that you find out that he's homophobic
and he has his frat house jump you...ok, so I'm not the best person to give a pep talk"
"Good afternoon madame. Would you like to buy a donkey?
Donkeys are on sale today through Thursday and be sure to visit our linen department for spectacular savings on stereophonic pumpkins and glow-in-the-dark bowling balls."
