"There are 2 of us. Myself being Kith, the Admin. The other, my brother-in-arms, Koth.
In his spare time, he rules a small tea producing island off the Asian coast"
"It is most strange times indeed when a bloodthirsty barbarian gains near supreme control of a website"
"He'd better show up in the Pope-Mobile for the rest of the days, to protect himself from our violence"
"I have my teeth in a jar. Soon I shall have them completely cleaned of gum and bone bits, and
they will be perfectly preserved in a jar of some kind of preservative liquid. Then, one night,
I shall leave the jar in a field, so that a bolt of lightning strikes it, and I create a race
of tooth people that I shall rule as a god"
"I have several genetic defects that prevent me from wearing tight fitting clothing"
"I wouldn't suggest eating witch, unless you really enjoy the taste of prunes"
"Once again, I see how the American Education System works...tis a bonnie cereal, but it's not oatmeal"
"Maybe in whatever NON ENGLISH faculty they belong to, Graducating is quite commonplace"
"That is why I 'try' and enforce the 3 strikes and you lie beaten in the gutter ouside of this inn policy"
"Lithic tools are fun. Remember, all ya gotta do is bang two rocks together"
"Also, my inclusion of the extra "m" in "ammounts" is then absorbed into a suffusion of yellow, thus proving that six is afraid of seven, because seven eight nine. Proving once again, cannibalism is common place, even among numerical representations of random occurences."
"Discrete math! Ooooh! Beating-around-the-bush 101. Nothing like having a professor tell you how to do math...discretely, like, behind a bush, or a rock, or something, at night...with a smokeless candle so it's even more discrete...or so i hear..."
"From the amount of negative emoticons, and capital letters and exclamation marks, it appears that you are angry. And from my point of view, you are directing your anger at me. I dont like to have angry comments directed to me by people who are gone for entire glacial periods."
"The only thing a pointed stick is good for, is poking stuff. If it is raining, and you have lots of rain in your eyes, you cant say, 'I'm going to wipe this rain out of my eye with this pointed stick' Stab, ouch, gush, you now have no Eye.
Or, how about this one
'Oh gee, it looks like i missed the last bus home to my nice warm bed. Oh well, i'll just rest my head on my nice, comfortable Pointed Stick' Sklish, impale, Dead.
Or how about:
'Gee, this is a lovely beach, its a good thing i brought my nice pointed stick to sit down on...'
All around useful? Rubbish. Useful in the poking/proding/impaling/ niche, yes. Overall practicallity? Nil."
"I learned about monkeys and monkey related organisms, like humans. Then i got to hold the femur of a Homo erectus...does that sound slick or what...heh"
"That doesnt sound too bad actually...Two peoples, seperated by ideology, reunited in my stomach. Sweeeeeeeet."
"If I had to survive a Hurricane, I'd want it to be Hurricane Jesus, or Hurricane Ghandi."
"I had an interesting Shakespeare lecture a few weeks back...ironic I know, considering the subject, but that is not the point. The point I will try and make, was the prof. showed us a graph of the population of England from 500 AD till about 1650 AD.
We got to see how it sort of goes on a gradual climb...then BAM! It shoots way up there...the cause? The Heavy Plow. "Cool!" I thought. Then as my eyes slowly progress along the graph, I notice that it fluxuates a bit, then takes a sudden swandive around 1300 AD. "Wow" I thought, "That must be the Black Death". ""This is what happened to the population when the Black Death came around" said the prof. "Ah" I said.
So then the Prof goes on to say how wonderful and beautiful this graph was. I was puzzled a bit at her enthusiasm for the graph. I then came to the following conclusion.
The Black Death, the most exciting thing since the Heavy Plow."
"And the 'zip zip pwang'. You've got to watch out for those chaps.
I think they tend to manifest themselves in a puritan vessel, shouting things like, "Whoa! Look at the buttons on her!"
Then they realize that they have missed the Shakespearean English Puritan craze, and wound up in the 21st century, where they get confused, then found a colony of polygamists."
