Maria Foy
"Thank you. You're my 'effin hero, Jeff"
"You're wannabe trailer trash"
"Your problem is that you wipe too fast"
"I'm in love with him. He loves me too. He told me the other night in Wal-Mart"
"I don't like seeing other boys trying to grab and kiss my boyfriend"
Kari Allen
"Then on friday the school received another shipment of lockers in, and every boy that walked
by had to drag their hands along and rip off the plastic covering. They couldn't keep their
hands off them, and they weren't even an electrical appliance that they could turn on and off"
"It's up to me, Jessa, and Amber (Operation Omnivore Stag) to keep a watch on that cheese table"
"And where Zen ends, ass kicking begins"
"Hey, I could do the spider thing, but that might get you even more excited, and right now that's not looking like the right thing to do."
"They'll be the first on my 'to get rid of quietly' list" - Jessa Wilkening
"Were am I? Herpes herpes hepes, that's all I can think about!" - Allison Goodnight
"I have nothing to do and I'm nuts so I guess I'll just be a priest" - Melissa Farrell
"Things will get worse, and then they get worse and worse and worse and you think you're at the
bottom and then they get even worse" - Melissa
