"You have to have tiny little Japanese hands to get in there"
"I almost choked on a bran muffin! What a way to go"
"I'm nuts because I have pom-poms. And really ugly white shoes"
Jeff: "I want to eat at Mambo Italiano"
Heather: "Me too, but I'm poor"
Jeff: "So am I. Yay for Easy Mac"
Heather: "Put oregano on it, it'll be the same. Al Dente!"
"Girls pants are either really high or really low, so I can be either Urkle or Brittney Spears"
"I'm gonna take something out with this ass"
"I'm making the 'Constipated & Yearning' face"
"It's kinda beautiful, in a Russian whore sort of way"
