Jeff: "Is Allison in the room now?"
Connie: "Yes"
Jeff: "Yell at her"
Connie: "BLAAAAH!"
Jeff: "In a coherent way"
Connie: "You bitch!"
"You won't see me, but you'll see evidence of my existence"
"That just screams 'Computer Science Major'"
Jeff: "How many Popes have there been?"
Connie: "Four"
Jeff: "No, POPES"
Connie: "Oh.....seven"
"If you didn't understand that....fuccauf"
"Take that, Pop Culture!"
"This isn't fashion suicide, it's fashion homocide. It's fashion mass murder!"
"I got kissed by a gay guy!!!"
"You've earned the job of a female, congrats, Jeff! You're that much closer to being a diva!"
"How about a bung of huggles"
"The carpenter's wife and the astronomer have an affair and convince the carpenter that Noah's Ark flood is going to reoccur so he gets a tub and suspends it to a tree and some weird lover trying to woo the wife ends up kissing her naked arse and the other dude gets a hot poker up his woohoo in retribution"
