1. a Big Ass fan
2. Gas card for Melanie
3. Home Depot Gift card
4. Menard's Gift card
5. autographed, framed photo of GeekDaddy
6. Life-sized cardboard standup of Dick Vitale
7. Card table set (must have "cushy" chairs)
8. Arrange for everyone in the family to come to see Jared swim a high school varsity swim meet as a freshman
9. a cube of Dew
10. a 4 pak of Sprecher Oktoberfest
11. an original cassette tape entitled: "Guitar by Osmosis in 30 minutes or less"
12. an original cassette tape entitled: "the geekarana"
13. birch wood for a fire pit
14. no tools - I don't have time to use them
15. a ripped copy of Lefty's Rippington's "LIVE in LA" or "20th anniversary" CD or DVD
16. a gift certificate for Timberlane Resort, Eagle River, WI
17. a gift certificate for All-American Aquatics
18. Milk Duds
19. Linksys Wireless G router - Model WRT54G (for the internet)
20. a Quiznos git card
21. a double autographed photo of Jared Moranski and Jared Fogel (the Subway guy) standing outside of a Jared jewerly store holding a 6 foot party sub (It could only be Jared!)